Guys Night Out: 10/17/09- the State Fair of Texas

[Hollywood]

The WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme plays to a montage of video clips that show the Destruction Crew brawling with bar patrons inside a saloon at the Fort Worth Stockyards, Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool getting out of a limousine in Downtown Dallas, shots of bartenders getting drinks for patrons, bar patrons shooting strange looks at Goryokaku inside Razzoo's in Sundance Square, Silvus smashing windows at an abandoned building, Soul Reaper standing atop a building in the dead of night with smoke blowing by, and the montage ending with a DART train going full speed ahead into the camera shot, giving off the effect of the train coming at the TV screen.



We see text detailing the matches coming up set against the backdrop of various shots of Dallas/Fort Worth night life as Mark Bishop, Bob Sturm and Tammy Winters provide the voice overs.

MARK BISHOP
An Guys Night Out so huge, we needed it expanded by thirty minutes as tonight, Simon Sensation makes his debut against Silvus, who makes his return!

BOB STURM
Jason Martel and Koko B. Ware have a chance to back up what they say as they take on Jack Clinton and Chris Angel.

TAMMY WINTERS
Set a table for five because Insurgence takes on Alexander Draven and Emo Kid in a 3-on-2 Tables Match that is fought under elimination rules.

MARK BISHOP
The Sports Authority makes their debut against "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Ricky Blair and Gavin Tyler.

BOB STURM
TNT have their last hurrah as they take on Death Sentence.

TAMMY WINTERS
In a preview of Natural Selection, it's a 10 person tag match as Y Kores and the Alley Ratz team up to take on the Age of SIN and the new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, the Williams Bros.

MARK BISHOP
And Super Vader puts the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship on the line tonight as he takes on Levetation, S.T. Strickler and Katrina in a Fatal 4 Way, and the scary part is that Super Vader doesn't have to be pinned or made to submit to lose the title as it's first fall to a finish! All that and more, tonight, on Guys Night Out!

LIVE!
THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS!
DALLAS, TX!

Shot switches to the Midway area, where a ring has been set up and fans are gathered about, going crazy as "Simply The Best" hits. The fans boo as Simon Sensation walks out from the heels' tent, decked out in his black robe and grimacing at the fans.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome to Guys Night Out, live from the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, and what a night of action we have in store for you as we kick things off tonight with Simon Sensation making his debut against the returning Silvus.

BOB STURM
Well, uh, Silvus must've been hit one, uh, too many times because he stated Soul Reaper beat him for the, uh, SNW Texas Championship when it was actually, uh, Hellspawn that accomplished that feat.

TAMMY WINTERS
That doesn't change the fact that Simon will have his work cut out for him tonight in his grand debut.

HARRY SACHS
This match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing 227 lbs... Simon Sensation!

Simon shouts insults at the fans surrounding the ringside area as he hops up onto the apron. Simon points to his head to tell everyone how smart he is as he steps through the ropes, shouting more insults at the fans. He turns himself around several times to allow all the fans to get a good look at him, then orders referee Danny Travers to take his robe off.

MARK BISHOP
Just who does Simon think he is, trying to make the referee take his robe off?

BOB STURM
Well, uh, if that referee knows what's good for him, he'll take off Simon's robe. I mean, Simon Sensation is no Brett Favre, and I'm not saying that Simon sucks or anything. What I'm saying is...

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh put a sock in it, Bob! And good for Danny Travers, standing his ground and refusing to oblige to Simon's demand!

Simon turns to the ref and yells at him. But before he can do anything, a child's voice comes over the speakers, and the crowd comes unglued as they know who's about to appear.

I have killed once before,
so quick and silent and evermore.
The dark enclosure in my mind
hides my truths more and more.
But once again alas it must open,
so spew forth the demons that rage.
And hope, dear God please just hope...
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door.

"Wishmaster" blasts over the PA, and the crowd is cheering like mad as Silvus appears from behind the faces' tent and makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as Simon begrudgingly takes off his robe himself.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Manchester, England and weighing 275 lbs... Silvus!

MARK BISHOP
Simon Sensation has been running his mouth all week long on SNW.com, and I for one can't wait for Silvus, who is INDEED a legend, to shut his trap.

BOB STURM
I've never really seen, uh, Silvus before, so I'll have to see what's so legendary about him. Though, uh, I do like the fact that he hails from, uh, Manchester, so I'm sure he's a fan of Manchester United.

TAMMY WINTERS
What does that have to do with anything?

Silvus vs Simon Sensation

Simon Sensation made quite an impressive debut as he took Silvus to the limit in his debut, which in turn was Silvus' big return. Simon was off to a fast start to the match with a series of European uppercuts, and even thought he had a quick victory after a Hangman's Neckbreaker, but Silvus kicked out at two. The tide turned into Silvus' favor as Simon shot him off into the ropes and attempted a clothesline as Silvus bounced off the ropes. But Silvus ducked underneath and ran to the ropes on the opposite side, bounced off of them. Right as Simon turned around, Silvus nailed him with a dropkick to the chest. Silvus continued to work over Simon with various striking attacks and wrestling takedowns, but Simon would fight back with multiple German suplex variations, and other assorted high impact moves such as a Tilt-a-whirl Backbreaker and a Full Nelson Slam that he turned into a Sit Down Facebuster on the way down. Simon continued to dominate the match until Silvus caught him with a flurry of Fury Punches out of nowhere, then slammed Simon down with a Full Nelson Slam. Silvus tried to get the victory with a Figure Four Leg Lock, but no dice as Simon made it to the ropes. Silvus went to pick Simon up, but Simon gouged him in the eyes, then performed a Russian Leg Sweep into the ropes, causing his momentum to slam Silvus down facefirst with the Stroke. Simon still could only get a two count, and by this point was furious with referee Danny Travers. Simon was already pissed at him for not taking off his robe, but this was the final straw as he grabbed Travers by the collar. Travers slapped Simon in the face to a huge roar from the crowd, turning him around and walking right into the Retribution by Silvus, who then proceeded to get the three count.

HARRY SACHS
Your winner of the match, Silvus!

Ricky Blair is playing one of the games at the Fair. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels is seen approaching.

RICKY BLAIR
You ready for our match tonight?

KID THUNDER
Yeah.

RICKY BLAIR
Where's Gavin and Bianca?

KID THUNDER
They can't make it.

RICKY BLAIR
But I saw them earlier.

KID THUNDER
They're not coming with us, dude. What don't you understand about that?

RICKY BLAIR
We're going two on three?!

KID THUNDER
Calm down! I have a plan, so just listen to me.

Daniels and Blair walk on.

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[Hollywood]

"TNT" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer as Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford make their way out from the back to the ring. Walking down the aisle, they have a somewhat slower gait as they know what awaits them.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, the team of Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT!

Smith and Rutherford climbs into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles. They seem to be off a little bit, not fully there as they climb down and assemble.

MARK BISHOP
Well we found out this past week that tonight will be the last match for TNT as they asked for their release from the company. Their contract was slated to expire at the end of the month, but SNW management came to an agreement with them. So tonight, it is the last hurrah for Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford.

BOB STURM
There have been uh, rumors or what you might uh call rumors about the uh situation between these two uh parties. However, and I'm uh not saying that they uh are not uh true or not, because uh they are or are uh not who am I to uh say. Regardless of that uh fact, it's not uh an easy uh end for this uh team.

MARK BISHOP
Very true, they did not exactly draw an easy match to end their careers here on tonight.

TAMMY WINTERS
It will be interesting to see how this might affect their in ring performance. Hopefully they focus on winning and not the circumstances around it.

"Indestructable" blares, and the fans leap to their feet again as Death Sentence, Soul Reaper and Cyanide, comes out from the back. Looking extremely focused and unnerved, they walk to the ring in lockstep.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents making their way to the ring. Soul Reaper and Cyanide, Death Sentence!

Reaper and Cyanide climb into the ring, and instead of being theatrical they stand in the corner discussing strategy and casting cold, calculating glances at their opponents in the opposite corner.

MARK BISHOP
Like we were talking about earlier, TNT was not handed a cake walk for their last match. Death Sentence is riding high off a win against both Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca and the team of Jade Claypool and the SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews in a triple threat tag match. With a new champion and no new contenders ahead, Death Sentence could really use a win here to establish themselves as that missing contenders for those belts.

BOB STURM
And again, I'm not uh saying that um TNT will definitely for sure lose this uh match. However, it is uh very uh likely that um Death Sentence will uh dominate this uh match.

MARK BISHOP
Your logic is not off. Soul Reaper is a former SNW Texas Champion, and Cyanide is a former Von Erich Memorial Champion. So their qualifications can not be denied, neither can their experience.

TAMMY WINTERS
This is such a power house match up, former Texas Tag Team Champions against the possible next #1 contenders for those titles. What a slobberknocker.

TNT vs. Death Sentence

The last match jitters for TNT were too much for them to overcome, as they became very sloppy against Reaper and Cyanide. Rutherford and Cyanide started the match, and Cyanide was able to capitalize on the early mistakes to dominate. Cyanide landed several kicks, forearms, and also used several technical holds to wear down Rutherford. Frustrated, Rutherford tagged out to Smith who came into the match. Cyanide did not let up, keeping Smith on his heels by advancing and pushing him with more speedier moves. The finish came when Cyanide and Reaper teamed up to hit the Death Sentence on Smith with Cyanide getting the three count.

HARRY SACHS
Here are you winners of the match, Death Sentence!

MARK BISHOP
Well this match heavily surprised me. TNT end their SNW career on a whimper, as Death Sentence completely dismanteled them.

BOB STURM
It appeared to me that uh TNT did not have the uh composure that uh former uh champions should uh have. They were drawn uh offsides worse than the uh Cowboys were agains the uh Chiefs.

MARK BISHOP
Sports reference aside, Death Sentence really looked sharp and could have put themselves in line for a tag title shot down the road.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well, it's sad to see TNT end up like this in SNW. I'd like to send out my thank you, for all the great matches I've seen and called for them. We have lost a couple of great former champions today, so salud fellas!

BOB STURM
Looks like, uh, Death Sentence wants to give, uh, TNT a special goodbye of their own.

MARK BISHOP
Where are Soul Reaper and Cyanide taking Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith?!

Segment ends with Death Sentence continuing to pound on TNT as they chase them down the streets of Fair Park.

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[Hollywood]

"Voodoo" is playing over the PA system as "Intellectual" Manny Saul and the CIA(Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice) are already in the ring after having been announced during the commercial break.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to Guys Night Out, and while Harry Sachs was introducing the Sports Authority, a commotion had broken out over at the Lagoon area, and I understand our camera crew was able to get it to our production truck. So let's take you to that footage now.

DURING THE BREAK

Soul Reaper and Cyanide are still beating down on Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith, dragging them over to the lagoon that's right outside the Cotton Bowl, located in Fair Park(as part of the State Fair). Reaper throws Rutherford into the lagoon, then Cyanide follows suit as he proceeds to heave Smith into the lagoon. Death Sentence walks off as the camera shot switches back to ringisde. "Superhero" is blaring over the PA speakers, and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and "The SNW VIP" Ricky Blair are entering the ring, having already been announced.

BOB STURM
Well I guess winning just wasn't enough for those California punks!

MARK BISHOP
While I don't agree with everything Death Sentence said, I do have to respect them for standing by what they say and not letting anyone dictate their passion for this business.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well speaking of sending people swimming with the fishes, it seems that Alex Daniels and Ricky Blair are going to go fight it out in what is now a 3-on-2 handicap match against the Sports Authority.

Sports Authority vs Kid Thunder and Rick Blair

Kid Thunder and Ricky Blair seemed to catch the Sports Authority on an off night despite it being 3-on-2. Kid Thunder and Ricky Blair took turns with quick tags in and out, working over Vinny Appice. However, Vinny was able to turn things around after a Manhattan Drop to Ricky Blair. Vinny made the tag to Tony Manzetti. Tony started off well, but his wheels came off thanks in part to a dropkick to the mush from Blair, who made the tag to Kid Thunder as Tony tagged in Manny. Manny gave it his all, but Kid Thunder and Ricky Blair were too much for him. Coach Tom Foolery tried to interfere, but Simon Sensation ran down to ringside and yanked him down to the concrete, kicking him in for good measure. Kid Thunder scored the victory after mustering the strength to lift Manny up and bring him down headfirst with the Thunderbolt. Ricky Blair nailed both Vinny and Tony with a running double STO as Kid Thunder got the pinfall.

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the match, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and the "SNW VIP" Ricky Blair!

MARK BISHOP
The Sports Authority stub their proverbial toes in their debut tonight.

BOB STURM
Well, uh, everyone has an off night from time to time. All the greats have an off night from time to time. Now I'm not saying the Sports Authority are, uh, greats just yet as I've never seen them before tonight. But, uh...

TAMMY WINTERS
We'll be right back!

BOB STURM
Wait, I wasn't...

Sturm's dialogue just trails off as the show goes to a commercial.

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[Hollywood]

Kid Thunder, Ricky Blair and Simon Sensation are walking around Fair Park.

KID THUNDER
Did I not tell you I had a plan?

RICKY BLAIR
Well it worked in the end. That's all that matters. Shame about Gavin though.

KID THUNDER
Yeah crying shame.

Some EMTs are seen in the distance loading someone onto an ambulance. The camera crew rushes over, as does Luna Vachon.

LUNA VACHON
What's going on here?!

EMT 1
Patient's name is Gavin Tyler. He's suffering from several lacerations to the head. Might be caused by an object, not sure. He was found overy by the Ferris Wheel unconscious and bleeding. We are taking him to the nearest hospital now.

The ambulance's doors close as it drives off. Blair and Simon look at Daniels as they walk by the scene.

KID THUNDER
He was unreliable, so I had no choice.

Kid Thunder walks ahead as Blair and Simon carefully follow behind him.

Seether's version of "Careless Whisper" is blaring over the PA system as Emo Kid and Alexander Draven, along with Hannah, make their way to the ring to cheers from the sea of fans. Hannah and Emo seem to mind their business as Alexander minds his.

HARRY SACHS
The following is a 3-on-2 Tables Elimination Match, where the match does not end until all the participants of one team is put through a table. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Hannah and representing the Army of the Gods, the team of Alexander Draven and Emo Kid!

MARK BISHOP
The Army of the Gods seem to have been having their differences as of late, mostly with Alexander Draven.

BOB STURM
Draven seems to be like the Terrell Owens of this group.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well I for one can't blame the guy for wanting to be able to earn everybody's trust, especially in this dog-eat-dog world we live in today where people will stab you in the back in a New York minute.

Alexander Draven and Emo Kid slide into the ring as their music dies down. "Remedy" hits, and leading the way, with his SNW Texas Championship belt around his waist is Vincent Matthews.

HARRY SACHS
And their opponents, led to the ring by Jade Claypool and Myke Rhines, the team of Samuel Hale, Marcus Ryan and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Vincent Matthews... Insurgence!

The group files out from the heels' tent, looking as serious as can be. Marcus Ryan and Samuel Hale can be seen jaw-jacking with fans, while Jade Claypool and Vincent Matthews keep close. Myke Rhines tries to hit on the hot girls in the crowd, with one of the girls hitting him in the head with a turkey leg. Insurgence swarms in, but not before security can swarm in to diffuse the situation.

MARK BISHOP
Rhynes, as usual, getting himself into hot water trying to hit on the ladies as security tries to break things up... and Alexander Draven and Emo Kid get the match started early as they're throwing corn dogs, funnel cakes, and fried butter at Insurgence!

Tables Elimination Match
Insurgence vs Alexander Draven and Emo Kid

With a wild melee to start the match outside the ring, all five competitors, and even the three managers, decided to take this wild free for all wherever they wanted at the State Fair around the Midway area. Fans tried to stay back away from the fighting, but were going crazy at the same time. First elimination came after Marcus Ryan was laid out on a table, and Emo Kid climbed up to the top of the Rock Music Funhouse, dove off the top of it and crashed Ryan through the table with the Slit Wrist Theory. Since Emo didn't really go through the table, only Ryan's elimination counted. The crowd chanted "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" for quite some time as Emo Kid laid on the concrete, unconscious. Vincent Matthews kept Alexander Draven at bay as Samuel Hale approached Emo Kid and set him up on a table, just a few feet from the Midway Arch. Samuel found a tall ladder that just happened to be lying around and set it up, climbing all the way to the top of the Midway Arch. Samuel leaped off the arch and smashed Emo through the table with the To Hale and Back as the crowd now shouted "THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!" Alexander Draven was able to fight back against Vincent Matthews, taking him down with the Osaka Street Cutter. Rhines and Jade tried to interfere, but kept slipping all over the food that had been thrown about earlier in the match. Samuel couldn't seem to get up as Alexander approached him, but not before finding a table underneath the ring. While Alexander Draven was tending to Samuel Hale, Vincent Matthews was recovering and searching for a table himself. Draven set the table up, picked Hale up and climbed to the top of the table. Draven then proceeded to drive Hale through the table with the Dark Crusher, eliminating Hale. Vincent went to fight with Draven, but Draven gave him everything he could handle, and even brought the match into the ring for the first time. He brought a table into the ring, and set it up. But Vincent caught him with a low blow and set him up on the table, then climbed to the top turnbuckle, his back to Draven. Vincent came flying off the top, smashing Draven through the table with the Best Moonsault Ever to end the match.

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the Tables Elimination Match... Insurgence!

MARK BISHOP
Emo Kid and Alexander Draven may not have won the match, but I would like to think that Emo Kid earned Draven's trust here tonight.

BOB STURM
Well uh, if they can't get it together like, uh, Brett Hull can get it together, then they're in uh, big trouble at Natural Selection.

TAMMY WINTERS
Guys, I hate to interrupt you, but I understand that I.P. Freely is standing by with the commissioner with an announcement concerning Natural Selection.

MARK BISHOP
Well let's not waste any time. Mr. Freely, take it away.

Shot switches to I.P. Freely and Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller standing in front of Big Tex, ready for the interview.

I.P. FREELY
Thanks, guys and gal. I am here in front of Big Tex with the commissioner of Sports Nutz Wrestling, Craig "Senior" Mueller. Commissioner Mueller, I understand you wanted to make an announcement concerning Natural Selection.

CRAIG MUELLER
That's right. What I wanted to do is run down the card to make sure that everyone knows what is in store for this stacked card. First off, as you know, Natural Selection is survival of the fittest. With that in mind, we have a series of team elimination matches, with the theme being that teams of five will try to to survive. The exception being the match pitting the Army of the Gods against Insurgence.

I.P. FREELY
Let's not forget that for the Army of the Gods, you have team captain and SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel, and he teams up with Katrina, Alexander Draven and Emo Kid. On the other side you have team captain Goryokaku, along with Jade Claypool, Samuel Hale and "The 2nd Coming" Marcus Ryan. Of course, that's assuming that any of those participants are cleared to wrestle after that chaotic tables match we just saw.

CRAIG MUELLER
Very true indeed. Now, as it pertains to teams of five striving to survive, we have the Wild Card Match, where people who can't get along must team up with each other. On one team, you have co-captains "Intellectual" Manny Saul and Doomsday, and they must team up with Y Kores. On the other side, you have co-captains Death Sentence, and they have to team up with Linkin Strife, "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler, and Levetation. It's The Higher Authorities taking on the Death Penalty. Now there will be some surprises in store for Natural Selection. As you saw earlier, team captain "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels replaced Gavin Tyler with Simon Sensation. They team up with Ricky Blair and Xalar Malum to form Pure Wrestling Thunder. Only thing is, someone has to replace Baron. It has been decided that SNW GM, George Dunpork, will decide on a replacement within the coming weeks. They'll be taking on team captain Andy Lionheart, who teams up with the Destruction Crew to form the New Wave of Destruction.

I.P. FREELY
Speaking of replacements, who now replaces TNT for Natural Selection?

CRAIG MUELLER
Well, on one side you have No Gimmicks Allowed, consisting of "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott, the Alley Ratz, and Silvus. The one remaining spot will be filled in due time. On the other side is the Unholy Squadron, consisting of team captain Sean O'Brien, the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, the Williams Bros., and the Completely Italian Americans. And of course, we cannot forget about the main event: Last Man Standing for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship as "The Warrior" Vincent Matthews defends the gold against Jack Clinton in a match where the winner must incapacitate his opponent to the point that he cannot answer the count of ten.

I.P. FREELY
Commissioner Mueller, thank you for your time. Fans, we'll be right back.

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[Hollywood]

"Enter Sandman" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer as Jack Clinton and the SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel come out together from the back. Walking out with a certain viciousness to their step, they go down the aisle while soaking in the applause and acknowledgment the fans are heaping upon them.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, representing the Army of the Gods. The SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel and Jack Clinton! Already in the ring, Koko B. Ware and Jason Martel!

Clinton and Angel climb into the ring as the fans have shifted their applause into boos against Martel and Koko who are already in the ring bickering over who will start. Clinton and Angel pose on the turnbuckle, Angel with his Bad Blood title, and then get down.

MARK BISHOP
Well, this is a match between talent and talkers here at Guys Night Out. Jack Clinton got fed up with how Jason Martel and Koko B. Ware were running him down, so he grabbed his most reliable tag team partner Chris Angel and here we are today.

BOB STURM
Well, and again uh I'm not saying uh Koko and Jason have uh no chance, but I am. Heretofor, there are 47 different uh ways where in uh the odd couple team, that is uh Koko and Jason, could uh pull off the upset here.

MARK BISHOP
Do any of those ways not involve divine intervention?

BOB STURM
Well, uh no they uh don't.

TAMMY WINTERS
This is going to be so sweet. I'd like to announce that should Koko and Jason both lose that at Tammy Winters' Wonderland tonight lap dances will be on the house. I can not wait to see this one.

Jack Clinton and Chris Angel vs. Jason Martel and Koko B. Ware

The match went quite well, if you were in the corner of Jack Clinton and Chris Angel. Clinton started the match against Martel, and this proved to be just too much for Martel. Clinton came out early using his powerful frame to overwhelm Martel with clotheslines, power slams, and suplexes. Martel crawled to the corner after being thrown around, and received a big boot right to the face that broke his nose and caused him to start bleeding down his front. Koko took the opportunity to tag himself in, and Clinton decided to take a breather by tagging in Angel. Nothing changed, as Koko's age was exploited against him. Angel used big boots and slams to put Koko's back and knees in pain. Angel was able to hit the Fallen, much to the delight of the crowd. However, Clinton was yelling at Angel to tag him back in so he gladly did. Clinton proceeded to drag Koko back over to his corner and tag Martel back in. Clinton then press slammed Koko over the ropes, and slung Martel back in. He circled Martel for a moment, before jerking him up and hitting him with the Final Destruction. He placed his boot on Martel's chest, and got the three count to the distinct pleasure of the crowd.

HARRY SACHS
Here are you winners, Jack Clinton and Chris Angel!

MARK BISHOP
Sometime tells me Jason Martel and Koko will be calling into work crippled for the next month or so. That match could be best described in one word: annihilation.

BOB STURM
Well, uh and again I'm not saying that Martel and Koko had uh no real uh chance in that uh match, but I am and uh they just got uh totally mauled just like uh I mauled uh Brett Favre uh during our one uh night together, that is to say when I uh made sweet uh love to him.

MARK BISHOP
That is very disturbing and also has nothing to do with the match, however your right Martel and Koko appeared to have no chance at all. That really wasn't even fair, however it just became ugly quickly.

TAMMY WINTERS
That was so worth it, I might have to get a tape of that match and watch it over and over and over again. I've seen so many matches, but that one by far has to be my absolute favorite ever.

Goryokaku, along with Tanya Adams, are seated at a bench, enjoying a funnel cake when out of nowhere a hooded masked man jumps Goryokaku from behind. Tanya jumps down to the ground, screaming her head off as Gory and the masked man duke it out as security swarms in to get the two separated. Gory shouts obscenities as security hauls the masked man off.

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[Hollywood]

"Iron Man" booms over the PA, and the fans boo as the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions Mike and Marcus Williams come out. Wearing their tag team title belts around their waists, they walk down the aisle to the boos and jeers of the fans.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following ten person tag match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Mike and Marcus, The Williams Brothers!

Mike and Marcus climb into the ring, and pose with their title belts as the fans express much loathing and hatred through their boos.

MARK BISHOP
A special treat here tonight, as a special Natural Selection preview we will see a ten person tag match. One notable exception, as this will be single fall and not elimination.

BOB STURM
And the uh Williams Brothers are the uh tag team champs, heretofor they uh would have some uh advantage in a big uh tag team match of uh any sort.

MARK BISHOP
That'd be the assumtion at any rate, however with the three other wrestlers in the match it could go any number of ways.

TAMMY WINTERS
It truly is unpredictable, basically a coin flip. Just gotta throw the ten people out there and stand back.

"Sinner" plays over the PA, and the fans continue to boo as the Age of SIN trio comes out from the back. All three walking together, they walk angrily down to the ring flexing and scowling.

HARRY SACHS
Their partners, representing Age of SIN. Xalar Malum, Linkin Strife, and Doomsday!

The three men climb in the ring, and look at their partners. They nod at each other, showing mutual respect but not budging off their antisocial personalities.

MARK BISHOP
When it comes to size, this team has it and quite a bit to spare. That must be over a thousand pounds on that team right there, at least.

BOB STURM
And again, uh I am not uh saying that I uh used to be a uh genetic uh female. At the end of the uh day, I did at uh one point have the uh penis of a uh overweight Taiwanese uh corpse sewed onto my uh semi-underdeveloped uh mangina.

MARK BISHOP
God I hope I just misunderstood you because you have an affinity for butchering the English language and that did not mean what I thought it did.

TAMMY WINTERS
Sadly it did. You might want to put some space between yourself and Sperm...I mean Sturm there.

"Chicken Huntin'" comes over the PA, and the fans finally begin to cheer again as The Alley Ratz walk out from the back. The cloud of smoke present again, Twitch and Eddy walk down the aisle coughing a slight bit.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents, Twitch and Eddy, the Alley Ratz!

Twitch and Eddy take one look at the five men in the closest corner, and quickly run to the other side of the ring. They cautiously climb into the ring on their side, weary of the volatile situation possible.

MARK BISHOP
The current tag champions are on one side, and now we have former champions on the other side. While the size difference is fairly substantial, you can't discredit their accomplishments.

BOB STURM
And again, I'm not saying that I did indeed pray to the dark uh Lord Beelzebub, but uh I did not uh deny that I did uh participate in the uh sex rite that was uh required of all of the uh followers of his uh Blackness.

MARK BISHOP
...

TAMMY WINTERS
Anyone else, could we not find anyone else to fill in for Koko? Really?

"You Better Pray" plays over the PA, and the fans rejoice as Y Kores, accompanied by Xander Nova, comes out with a spring in their step. Slapping hands as they bounce down the aisle, they appear to show a blissfull ignorance of their opponents.

HARRY SACHS
Their partners, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova. Adriana Samu, Rory Kotch, Petrina Rotchester, Y Kores!

The quartet skip over to their side of the ring, and Nova stays on the outside of the ring as the trio joins Twitch and Eddy in the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Not much backup in the size department, but don't disregard their tenaciousness. I mean, they haven't had much lately but hey they are three real tough chicks.

BOB STURM
Heretofor, I am not what uh you would call a uh complete uh crack uh whore. Nonetheless, I have uh at one time or another uh fellated a man for a uh twenty dollar rock. And again, I'm not saying uh I was once in a uh twenty man uh bukkake film for a uh hundred dollars worth uh rocks, that is to say uh crack cocaine. But I'm not saying that uh I uh wasn't.

MARK BISHOP
I can't take this anymore, seriously what the Hell?

TAMMY WINTERS
Mark, the Wonderland has free drinks for you tonight. We will need to forget this night anyway, I might as well make it free.

The Williams Brothers and Age of SIN vs. The Alley Ratz and Y Kores

While the match started fairly orderly, it did not take long for things to get out of order. Rotchester and Doomsday started the match, and early on Doomsday did things to Rotchester that would get the common man thrown in jail for 5-10 years. Doomsday landed several big boots, and a sidewalk slam that grounded Rotchester and had her wincing in pain. However, the match took a weird turn when Doomsday went under the ring and came back up with a mop. Rotchester had gotten to her feet by the time he returned into the ring, and was quite puzzled when Doomsday told her to quote "mop the mat bitch." Samu and Kotch quickly entered the ring and assaulted Doomsday. This ignited a brawl with Malum and Strife jumping into the ring and trying to get Samu and Kotch off Doomsday. The six people in the ring fought, while the Williams Brothers used the distraction in the ring to go pull Twitch and Eddy off the ring apron and begin to brawl with them outside. The four of them soon begin moving during the brawl, and soon are out of sight moving down the Midway. Spectators would later say they saw Marcus Williams being beat by Eddy while having his height and weight guessed, but those reports were never confirmed. In the ring, Age of SIN has taken control of the match over Y Kores. Xander Nova left the ringside area during the brawl, and has come back with two large cups of lemonade that probably cost him twenty bucks worth of tickets. He stood on the apron, and threw the lemonade in the eyes of both Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum. Both men went down to the mat, and were kicked out of the ring by Samu and Rotchester. Nova left again, as all three Y Kores surronded the only remaining man Doomsday. Nova quickly returned, holding a basketball as a screaming carney gave chased. Nova threw the ball into the ring to Samu, who quickly showed off some mad skills by dribbling inbetween her legs quickly and chest passed the ball to Kotch. Kotch rolled the ball up and down her shoulders, before headbutting it over to Rotchester. Doomsday was standing, however Rotchester bounced the ball off the mat and right into the groin of Doomsday. He fell to the ground clutching his groin, as Rotchester got the three count and the win.

HARRY SACHS
Here are you winners of the match, the Alley Ratz and Y Kores!

MARK BISHOP
Well, they say everything is bigger in Texas and this match at the State Fair of Texas was no exception. The match ended in the oddest of ways, I don't think anyone saw that coming at all.

TAMMY WINTERS
Who figured that a Canadian not named Steve Nash could handle a basketball?

MARK BISHOP
Well, Doomsday certainly couldn't as he suffered from a horribly misplaced bounce pass. The Alley Ratz and Williams Brothers have disappeared, somewhere down the Midway. Let's hope they don't cause any trouble, as that could be costly.

TAMMY WINTERS
No kidding, have you seen the prices here? Like we aren't wasting enough money?

The camera looks to be ready to go to commercial break, however the absence of Bob Sturm confuses the cameraman. Bishop points down, and the camera pans down to see Bob Sturm bound and gagged at the feet of Mark Bishop. He tries to say something, but receives a swift kick in the ass.

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[Hollywood]

"Run To You" booms over the PA system, and the crowd cheers as Katrina appears from the faces' tent and makes her way down to the ring area.

HARRY SACHS
The following is a Fatal 4 Way Match, where the first person to gain a fall wins the match, and it is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. Introducing first, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing in at 110 lbs, Katrina!

MARK BISHOP
One has to wonder if Katrina is truly at 100%.

TAMMY WINTERS
She looks like she's doing fine to me. Oh, and thanks for getting Sturm out of here.

MARK BISHOP
My pleasure.

Katrina is slapping hands with the fans on her way to the ring, then walks over to a male fan at ringside and kisses him on the cheek. She slides into the ring, climbing the middle turnbuckle in each corner and posing for the crowd as her music dies down. "Don't Wait" hits, and the crowd again cheers their lungs out as this time, Levetation makes his way to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 227 lbs, Levetation!

MARK BISHOP
Someone who has been on quite the hot streak as of late is the first ever FCW World Champion, Levetation.

TAMMY WINTERS
All of those past championship accomplishments don't mean squat though. Tonight, it's time to see if he can keep his hot streak going and win the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship, and add that to his list of championship accomplishments.

Levetation slaps hands with the fans as well, then slides into the ring as his music dies down. "My Time" booms over the PA, and now the fans are booing their lungs out as S.T. Strickler appears from the heels' tent. As he walks down to the ring, he sneers at the fans in disdain, even talking trash to some of the fans. One female fan at ringside is especially vocal, getting in his face and shouting lord knows what at him as he just laughs at her and walks on.

HARRY SACHS
Hailing from Winchester, Virginia and weighing in at 180 lbs, "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

MARK BISHOP
Easily the most hated man in this contest.

TAMMY WINTERS
Not to mention, the most cowardly. How does he expect to win tonight when all three of his opponents hate his guts, especially after we saw him running from several fair goers this past week on SNW.com?

MARK BISHOP
As much as I can't stand the guy, you do have to take into account that there was no title on the line in that promo that aired on SNW.com.

Strickler hops onto the ring apron, scoffing at the fans, then walks into the ring and points at himself, saying "Real Deal." He looks over at Katrina and winks at her and blowing her a kiss as she scowls at him while his music dies down. The main chorus of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" blasts over the PA, and the crowd comes unglued as Super Vader lumbers out of the faces' tent, holding the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship belt over his shoulder. Super Vader is grunting and screaming at the fans as he makes the Vader hand gesture with them.

HARRY SACHS
And from Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing in at 450 lbs, the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... Super Vader!

MARK BISHOP
Normally, Super Vader would be the favorite. But with this being a first fall to a finish Fatal 4 Way, the match doesn't play into his favor.

TAMMY WINTERS
No, it certainly does not because he doesn't even have to be beat to lose the championship.

Super Vader enters the ring, where he hands the Von Erich Memorial belt over to referee Rick Maynard as his music dies down. The ref holds the belt up in the air, and signals for the bell.

SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship: Fatal 4 Way
Super Vader(c) vs Levetation vs S.T. Strickler vs Katrina

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Super Vader, Levetation and Katrina wasted no time giving chase after S.T. Strickler as he ran out of the ring. He kept running around the ring, with the others giving chase after him, until he slid into the ring. Levetation was the first to catch up to him, but he knocked him down with a quick clothesline, followed by another quick clothesline. Strickler would have difficulty fighting off a 3-on-1 attack, but eventually caught a break when Levetation accidentally nailed Super Vader with a dropkick that was meant for Strickler, setting off a brawl between Super Vader and Levetation while Katrina fought with Strickler. Katrina went for a pinfall on Strickler at one point in the match after nailing him with the Whisper in the Wind off the top turnbuckle, but Levetation broke it up, causing him and Katrina to struggle with each other while Super Vader went after Strickler. Super Vader thought he had the match won at one point after a Samoan Drop to Strickler, but Katrina broke up the pin. Katrina felt a bit woozy after Super Vader whipped her hard into the corner, causing her to stagger out of it, only for Super Vader to rebound off the ropes and nail her with the Rocky Mountain Lariat. But that wasn't enough to put her away as she got her shoulder up after a pinfall attempt by the big man from Colorado Springs.

Strickler and Levetation were fighting outside the ring at one point, with Strickler shoving Levetation's face into a pot of barbecue sauce that luckily for Levetation, wasn't scalding hot. It just ruined his looks for the night. Strickler and Levetation would get barbecue sauce all over themselves in the ensuing melee as a result of Levetation having the sauce all over his face and head. Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross, happened to be in the area, shouting "BARBECUE SAUCE! STONE COLD! UNPRETTIER!" Then started twitching and fell over, flailing about as if he were having a seizure. Moving right along, all four competitors were going for pinfalls, only for them to be broken up as the crowd was whipped into a frenzy. After almost twenty minutes of high impact, hard hitting action, the end was near. Katrina started off the flurry of finishers when she nailed Levetation with the Twist of Fate, only to turn around and get caught with the Fisherman's Buster from Strickler. With both Levetation and Katrina rolling to the outside, Strickler taunted the fans, acting as if it was all his, but he forgot one man. The big man from Colorado Springs, Super Vader. Strickler backed into Super Vader, took a big gulp, and turned around, only to get flattened with the Vader Bomb. That was all she wrote as Super Vader picked up the 1-2-3. Referee Rick Maynard proceeded to hand the belt to Super Vader.[/i]

HARRY SACHS
Your winner and still SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... Super Vader!

MARK BISHOP
A hard fought victory for the big...

TAMMY WINTERS
OH MY GOD!

MARK BISHOP
OH NO! Katrina just collapsed outside the ring!

A hush falls over the crowd as their stunned at what they just saw. Matt Margera bolts down to ringside to check on Katrina as he's in a panic, shouting at people to get help for her. He picks her up and clutches her head to his chest, with tears running down his face. Levetation and Super Vader are showing concern, yelling to get help out to ringside. Mark Bishop and Tammy Winters drop what they're doing to go down and check on Katrina. EMTs rush down to ringside, placing an oxygen mask over Katrina as the show fades to black.[/center]