Guy's Night Out 10/31/09

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Shot opens to a new show open. The WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme plays to a montage of video clips that show the Destruction Crew brawling with bar patrons inside a saloon at the Fort Worth Stockyards, Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool getting out of a limousine in Downtown Dallas, shots of bartenders getting drinks for patrons, bar patrons shooting strange looks at Goryokaku inside Razzoo's in Sundance Square, Baron shooting pool inside Bronco's Sports Bar and Grill in Hurst, Texas, Soul Reaper standing atop a building in the dead of night with smoke blowing by, and the montage ending with a DART train going full speed ahead into the camera shot, giving off the effect of the train coming at the TV screen.



We see text detailing the matches coming up set against the backdrop of various shots of Dallas/Fort Worth night life as Mark Bishop and Koko B. Ware provide the voice overs.

MARK BISHOP
Happy Halloween everyone! While we don't have any goblins and ghouls, we sure do have some treats for you. Our main event tonight is a big 8 person tag team match between Insurgence and Army of the Gods.

KOKO B. WARE
We also find out who the masked man is that has been stalking Goryokaku tonight. They will square off one more time tonight, and we have been promised the identity will be revealed.

MARK BISHOP
We will also see Doomsday, Adriana Samu, and Soul Reaper compete in a triple threat match.

KOKO B. WARE
Plus, we will see a six man tag, and newcomer Simon Sensation will be in action as well. All here tonight on Guy's Night Out!

LIVE! THE DARKNESS CASINO! DALLAS!

Black Sabbath's "Voodoo" blares over the PA System as the Sports Authority comes out, Tom Foolery in tow. On the way to the ring, the group takes some time to jawjack with a few fans. Tony & Vinnie do an Italian variation of the FU, to a few fans. The Sports Authority climbs into the ring, giving the crowd a little extra taunting.

HARRY SACHS
The following contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall. Accompanied to the ring by Coach Tom Foolery, at a total combined weight of 715 pounds, Tony Manzetti, "The Intellectual" Manny Saul, and Vinny Appice,The Sports Authority! Their opponents, already in the ring. Mike Lafontaine and the Sixth Street Assasins!

KOKO B. WARE
Now these guys are role models, not only for our kids, but are great examples to all the adults in attendance.

MARK BISHOP
Role models? Are we even watching the same team? Manny doesn't know how to handle himself in a match against a woman. Do you expect himself to handle himself any better against a men, like the Sixth Street Assassins or Mike Lafontaine?

KOKO B. WARE
All members of the Sports Authorities handle themselves with perfection, class and sophistication. Too bad nobody can see that.

The Sports Authority vs. Mike LaFontaine and the Sixth Streets Assassins

The ref calls for the bell as The Sports Authorities get the jump on their opponents. The Sixth Street Assassins are quickly sent to the outside of the ring by Tony Manzetti & Vinny Appice. Manny Saul clotheslines LaFontaine in the back of the head. Manny quickly gets LaFontaine to the nearest corner, where all three men stomp away on him. The Sixth Street Assassins slowly try to get back in the ring, only to get stiff kicks to the face. The match ends LaFontaine is hit with the Atlantic City Plunge and is pinned by Tony for the three count and the win. Tony and Vinny hug emphatically in the ring, while Manny is posing over the prone body of LaFontaine like he is a trophy deer.

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, the Sports Authority!

MARK BISHOP
Will you look at that display of arrogance in the ring? They are acting like they just won the main event at Wrestlestock. What a disgrace.

KOKO B. WARE
Let them celebrate Mark, they won the match.

MARK BISHOP
They beat three people who have won less than the St. Louis Rams, cmon man!

KOKO B. WARE
Man, you've got to suck the fun out of everything don't you Mark.

MARK BISHOP
Coming up after this break, we will see singles action between Simon Sensation and Mike Hanson.

NATURAL SELECTION IS SOLD OUT, BUT YOU CAN SEE IT LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW FROM THE SUPER PIT ON NOVEMBER 14. CALL YOUR CABLE OR SATElLITE PROVIDERS NOW!

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The show reopens with Levetation standing in the ring with microphone.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back fans, and while we were in commercial Levetation came down to the ring and has something to say.

KOKO B. WARE
Great, we gotta listen to this blowhard.

LEVETATION
Next week at Natural Selection I am being forced to team with ST Strickler. While he may not be my first, second, or even last choice of partners, I know that he will do anything to win. And we all know what lengths he has gone to win matches before.

At the mention of his name "My Time" hits as S.T. Strickler comes out to the ring. He walks down and climbs into the ring.

S.T. STRICKLER
Levetation, are you saying that I’m the only one of the two of us who is willing to do anything to win matches? Are you forgetting who was the one to get pushed immediately when they were debuted and who was held back?

LEVETATION
WHAT?

S.T. STRICKLER
You were the one who’s returned was pushed, while I had to pretty much sneak into the building to get into this ring.

LEVETATION
And that’s my fault?

S.T. STRICKLER
It doesn’t matter who’s fault it is. You were talking about Natural Selection.

LEVETATION
Way to change topics immediately.

S.T. STRICKLER
Please don’t get me started on changing topics quickly. At least I don’t have multiple personalities or run around naked when I get drunk.

LEVETATION
That was a low blow!

All of a sudden "Monster" hits

MARK BISHOP
Who the hell?

KOKO B. WARE
These two were just about to go at it? Who is the idiot that would break these guys up?

Just then a man comes out walking with the aid of crutches.

KOKO B. WARE
NOOOOOOOO! I thought he was dead!

MARK BISHOP
Syco Boy has returned!

KOKO B. WARE
Why can’t he just be a good boy and die?

He comes all the way down to the ring and throws the crutches into the ring. He then rolls into the ring gently and picks back up his crutches. He then grabs a mic that he had in his back pocket.

SYCO BOY
Wow I haven’t stepped into a wrestling ring in forever. This feels great!

He walks over and gives Levetation a hug.

SYCO BOY
It’s so great to see you again Lev. Long time no see.

LEVETATION
I know man. I see you’re making progress on your recovery.

SYCO BOY
You know it. And Strickler. You haven’t changed a bit.

S.T. STRICKLER
Neither have you.

SYCO BOY
Now just so you two know I came out for a reason that concerns both of you.

S.T. STRICKLER
This should be good.

SYCO BOY
First off Lev. We’ve been great friends for I don’t know…6 or 7 years.

LEVETATION
I’d say that’s about right

SYCO BOY
Do you remember the last time we were in the ring together?

LEVETATION
Can’t say that I do.

SYCO BOY
You nailed me in the throat with the ringbell! And ever since that day I vowed if we were ever in the ring together I would rip your head off!

LEVETATION
Now hold on a second.

SYCO BOY
No you hold on! I’ve been watching this little cat fight in the back and decided this could not wait any longer. Strickler, we may have had our differences in the past.

S.T. STRICKLER
You got that right.

SYCO BOY
However, since I’m still recovering from the attack I suffered early this year by Gargoyle, I can’t do anything in the ring.[/

S.T. STRICKLER
And…

SYCO BOY
I’m proposing a truce. You and me together to take him out. I’ll be your so called manger or body guard.

S.T. STRICKLER
A body guard on crutches?

SYCO BOY
Better than not having one at all.

Strickler stands there and thinks for a second. Then he sticks out his hand and he and Syco shake. Syco then leaves with the aid of Strickler leaving Levetation standing in the ring bewildered.

MARK BISHOP
What did we just see happen in the ring?

KOKO B. WARE
I'm not sure, but judging by the look on Levetation's face he is not liking it.

"Simply The Best" blares over the system, and the fans boo as Simon Sensation struts out from the back very regally. With his nose in the air like he is better than the fans, he walks down the aisle with a royal stride.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Simon Sensation!

Sensation demands the referee open the ropes, however he is told to go shove something in a cavity that is not built for that. So he comes through them himself and walks around looking at the booing fans.

MARK BISHOP
The cocky newcomer Sensation has been fairly impressive lately, but the Sin City Simon is going to face his stiffest test yet when he faces Destruction Crew member Mike Hanson.

KOKO B. WARE
Please Mark, Simon says he will handle this back road country yokel.

MARK BISHOP
Color me skeptical, but a rookie going up against a larger and more experienced competitor doesn't fill me with confidence.

KOKO B. WARE
Well you just don't know wrestling like I know wrestling. And this kid is going to be big time.

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer as Mike Hanson rambles from the back to the top of the aisle. A chaw in his mouth, he slaps his rugged hand with those of the fans as he ambles down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent from Laredo, Texas. Weighing in at 285 lbs., Mike "Beastman" Hanson!

Hanson climbs into the ring, and casts an eye on his opponent. He laughs heartily at his style, as he prepares for the beginning of the match.

MARK BISHOP
Well Hanson is not what one would call a fancy man. He's a rough and tumble brawler, so this contract of styles will make for an interesting match.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, sophistication always beats hillbilly when it comes to the ring. Don't let his boots fool you Mark, this is nothing but an oaf.

MARK BISHOP
You better not let him hear that, he can knock your lights out and probably will be quite happy to oblige.

KOKO B. WARE
Why, because I'm black?

Simon Sensation vs. Mike "Beastman" Hanson

It was clear from the beginning of this match that Hanson was going to try and overwhelm Simon with his brute strength. Hanson early on, took it to Simon with very stiff looking and sounding chops in the corner before dropping him with a big right hand. As Hanson turned away from Sensation to throw up his Longhorn symbol, Simon took advantage and clipped Hanson's knee. Sensation spent the next little while trying to keep the bigger man down by assaulting Hanson's legs and at one point tried to make him submit with a half crab. Hanson was able to get to the ropes and when Sensation tried to go after him again, Hanson was able to throw Simon outside of the ring. While Hanson was trying to catch his breath, Simon went around and went to grab Hansons bullrope. The ref saw this and so did Hanson as he gave chase to Sensation outside only to get wind up getting a dropkick to the knee after a short chase around the ring in which Hanson went face first into the steel steps. Simon looked to have this match wrapped up at that point and he got Hanson back into the ring for a fall attempt, but Hanson was able to get out at 2. Simon started to argue with the ref allowing Hanson to get up, and when Simon turned around he walked into the arms of Hanson who drilled him with a fallaway slam. Hanson then picked up Simon and threw him to the corner and gave him the Lonestar Slam, but was only able to get a two count. Hanson set up Simon for the Lonestar Driver, but when he got Simon onto his shoulder, his knee buckled allowing Simon to capitalize near the rope giving Hanson a russian legsweep against the rope and bouncing them back and driving Hanson's face into the mat. Simon picked up Hanson and tried to deliver the Sin City Slam, but Hanson gave Simon a couple of elbows to the head to get out of it. Hanson then tried to deliver a short clothesline, but Simon ducked under and hit a german suplex. Simon then went to the outside apron and waited for Hanson to get up, and went for a springboard Lou Thesz Press, but Hanson took a couple of running steps and drilled him with the Lonestar Lariat and got the 3 count.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner of the match, Mike "Beastman" Hanson!

MARK BISHOP
Now, weren't you telling me earlier about how sopistication always wins in the ring?

KOKO B. WARE
I allege foul play, Hanson must have paid off Sensation to take the plunge so he could win.

MARK BISHOP
How absurd does that sound, do you even hear the words that are coming out of your mouth?

KOKO B. WARE
Yes I do, and I fully plan to investigate this to the full extent of my abilities.

MARK BISHOP
On the other side of the break, we will see the final confrontation between Goryokaku and the masked tormentor.

FOOTBALL: IT IS PLAYED ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, OBVIOUSLY!

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The lights go out, and "Journey Through the Dark" begins to plays, slowly some red lights begin to illuminate the casino, and Goryokaku steps out into the casino. He makes his way down the aisle ignoring the boos of the fans, following behind him is Tanya Adams. He stops before the ring and holds his hands in a prayer, whilst Tanya makes her way into the ring, she waits for Goryokaku at the ropes as he now looks up and starts walking to the steps, climbing up the slowly. Tanya holds open the ropes so Gory can duck under the ropes and step in, he walks to the center of the ring with Tanya at his side then raising his hand so people can see he clicks his fingers and the lights flash to normal.

The lights in the arena go out and a laugh is heard through the arena. The lights come back on and the masked man is in the ring across from Gory.

Goryokaku vs. Masked Man

The match started off with the masked man using his height and power advantage to dominate Gory. The masked man through Gory over the top rope at one point. Gory fought back when the masked man went for a big boot but Gory ducked and hit a DDT. Gory tried to unmask the masked man but the masked man kept pushing him away. Gory began to use his quickness to land move after move. Gory went for the Gory Kick but the masked man caught it and flattened Gory with a huge clothsline. The masked man pulled Gory up but got hit with a low blow as Tanya distracted the ref. Gory quickly hit the Gory Kick for the 1..2..3.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner Goryokaku!.

MARK BISHOP
Now we are going to finally see who is under that mask.

Gory quickly goes for the mask and yanks it off.

KOKO B. WARE
My god it's Ultimate Demon.

Gory looks down at Ultimate Demon seething when the lights go out again. Laughter is heard through the arena again. The light come back up and another masked man is standing behind Gory. Gory quickly turns around and is dropped where he stands with a heart punch.

MARK BISHOP
Wait a minute, only one wrestler I know uses that move.

The masked man pulls off his mask and reveals himself to be Hellspawn.

MARK BISHOP
Why has Hellspawn done this him and Gory were friends.

KOKO B. WARE
You never have friends in this buisness.

Hellspawn looks down at amotionless Gory. Tanya tries to come from behind Hellspawn but Ultimate Demon takes her out with a big boot. Hellspawn pulls Gory to his feet and is yelling at him. Hellspawn lifts Gory over his head and throws him from the ring. Hellspawn demands a mic.

HELLSPAWN
Gory I told you when I left leave my son out of your fight with Wench. But no you didn't listen so now daddy is home and coming to kill you.

Hellspawn slams the mic down and stares at the lifeless Gory, being attended to by Tanya Adams, with an ice cold stare.

MARK BISHOP
Hellspawn has returned, and he has left no doubt who his first target is.

KOKO B. WARE
What can Gory be thinking at this point?

MARK BISHOP
Who knows. Folks stay with us, as coming up next will be the six man tag match.

THE NORM HITZGES SHOW, WEEKDAYS 10-NOON ON SPORTSRADIO 1310 THE TICKET! IT'S BETTER THAN SNIFFING SOME GIRL'S ASS!

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"Bodies" blares over the PA, and the fans boo lustily as the Unholy Trinity storms out from the back. Led by Sean O'Brien, all three members walk down the aisle absorbing the hate like a space shuttle tile.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first. Sean O'Brien and the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions the Williams Brothers, the Unholy Trinity!

All three men enter the ring. The brothers pose on the turnbuckles, while O'Brien just stands flush against the ropes scowling.

MARK BISHOP
Here we go with a match that could heavily influence Natural Selection in two weeks. The Unholy Trinity has all the tools to become a dominating stable here in SNW, and a win at Natural Selection would really help their case.

KOKO B. WARE
I think they already are dominant, but a win at Natural Selection will make them in my mind legendary.

MARK BISHOP
Isn't that a little premature Koko? No doubt they have talent, but at the same time wouldn't you really like to see them add maybe another title reign or a notable win?

KOKO B. WARE
Nope, I'm pretty good with the current body of work.

"Chicken Huntin'" plays over the PA, and the fans cheer as Twitch and Eddy stumble out in a daze. Still trailed by a cloud of smoke, they slap hands with the fans and look somewhat glazed over in the eyes.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents first, Twitch and Eddy the Alley Ratz!

The two climb haphazardly into the ring, and celebrate the cheers by climbing the corner and posing while deflecting the light from their unusually dilated pupils.

MARK BISHOP
Well that marquee win I was mentioning earlier could be here tonight, as the Alley Ratz are former tag team champions.

KOKO B. WARE
Just shows anyone can sneak their way into any pile of gold coins when they get lucky enough.

MARK BISHOP
Oh come on, they defeated one of the greater tag team champions the company has seen.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah right, look how they ended up Mark.

MARK BISHOP
OK, you got me there.

"Wishmaster" plays, and the fans cheer louder as Silvus glides out from the back. Hitting the hands of a few lucky fans, he travels down to the ring with an air of confidence about him.

HARRY SACHS
Their partner from Manchester, England. Weighing in at 275 lbs., Silvus!

Silvus climbs through the ropes and joins the Ratz in their corner. He towers over his partners as they discuss final adjustments for the match.

MARK BISHOP
Silvus could quite possibly be the man in this six man tag, the man who will make the difference. He brings great experience and championship confidence.

KOKO B. WARE
Is he the champion now?

MARK BISHOP
Well, no he obviously isn't. Vincent Matthews is.

KOKO B. WARE
So why does his experience matter at all if he doesn't have the belt right now?

MARK BISHOP
You don't consider previously holding the biggest title in the company a great time and experience to bring to a team?

KOKO B. WARE
Not unless you are currently holding it no.

The Unholy Trinity vs. Silvus and the Alley Ratz

An interesting tag team match that pit a power team of the Williams against the speed of the Alley Ratz. Meanwhile O'Brien and Silvus were more than happy to bring a cage fight style against eachother. Twitch started off the match against Marcus, and out manuevered the bigger man. This frustrated Marcus, after a series of dropkicks from Twitch, he got up in a rage and leveled Twitch with a big boot. Marcus then picked Twitch up and nailed a spinning side walk slam. A cover attempt was stopped by Eddy, but when the ref ushered him out of the ring, Mike came in with an illegal switch and hit Twitch with an over head belly to belly. Twitch was tossed so far that he landed with in tag range of Eddy. Mike went after Eddy with a clothesline, but Eddy ducked and then hit Mike with a spinning heel kick. Mike got up and went after Eddy again, but Eddy outquicked him again and caught him with a backslide. Mike got out at two, but as he was getting up Eddy got him with a swinging neck breaker. Mike rolled away and tagged in O'Brien. Eddy went after him with a running drop kick, but O'Brien sidestepped him and Eddy crashed into the canvas. O'Brien did the Garvin stomp, and then gave him a wheelbarrow suplex. A series of quick tags by the Unholy trinity followed. First Mike came in and hit snake eyes on Eddy, before taking him up and giving him a running powerslam. Next in was Marcus and he hit a stalling vertical suplex before going New School. Sean O'Brien came in and hit an underhook backbreaker, before applying the Irish Cloverleaf. Eddy, managed to make it to the ropes to the surpise of O'Brien, but when O'Brien went after him again, Eddy desperately went for and delivered a huracanrana. Eddy finally made the tag in to Silvus and the Williams Brothers both came in to try and stop him, but he clotheslined Marcus and then drilled Mike with a full nelson slam. Then all hell broke loose for awhile as the Ratz joined in and all six men went to war with eachother. The Alley Ratz and the Williams Brothers spilled to the outside where both teams used the steps and the barricades to their advantage. Meanwhile in the ring, Silvus and O'Brien were going back and forth with numerous leg kicks and punches to the head. It fell apart when O'Brien went for a haymaker that Silvus ducked spinning O'Brien around. Silvus quickly locked in a dragon sleeper but Sean gouged at his eyes sending Silvus back toward the ropes. O'Brien then went for a tag but saw nobody and started yelling at the Williams Brothers...who were still fighting with the Ratz. A frustrated O'Brien turned around into a mandible claw turned into a Retribution which led to the 3 count.

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, Silvus and the Alley Ratz!

MARK BISHOP
Well don't look now, but momentum for Natural Selection appears to have fallen on the side of Silvus and the Alley Ratz after that big win here tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
What a joke, you really think that win will mean a damn thing come November 14?

MARK BISHOP
Well, yes.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh, OK. I thought you were just bluffing, and I was going to call you on it. My bad.

MARK BISHOP
Now that Koko is done trying to be clever, next up we will see the triple threat match between Doomsday, Soul Reaper, and Adriana Samu.

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT: 70% OF THE TIME, WE ARE UNDERSTANDABLE 100% OF THE TIME!

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Folks, during the break we got word here at the table that backstage Brenda Price was called into Craig Mueller's office regarding an announcement he had to make. Let's send it back to them right now. Take it away Brenda!

The camera pans back to Brenda Price, looking nice as always, standing by with commissioner Craig Mueller. Wearing his trademark Tom Landry suit and hat, he looks very professional.

BRENDA PRICE
Thank you Mark. Commissioner Mueller, you requested this time because you said you had a big announcement regarding the upcoming Natural Selection pay per view.

CRAIG MUELLER
Yes I did Brenda. As SNW fans know, the team Pure Wrestling Thunder is missing a team member after one of their incumbent members left under suspicious circumstances. However, I am proud to announce that a member to round out their team has been found. So, at Natural Selection team Pure Wrestling Thunder will now be comprised of captain "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Xalar Malum, "The SNW VIP" Ricky Blair, Simon Sensation, and the newly returning Hellspawn!

BRENDA PRICE
Wow, a bombshell dropped by Craig Mueller here tonight. Not only has Hellspawn returned to attack Goryokaku, he will now be apart of team Pure Wrestling Thunder when they take on team New Wave of Destruction at Natural Selection. Back to you Mark!

MARK BISHOP
Thank you Brenda, and yes that is an absolute stunner of an announcement.

KOKO B. WARE
You damn right it is Bishop! Alex Daniels must be salivating over this acquisition to his Natural Selection team. And who wouldn't be!

"Don't Stay" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos as the muscular Doomsday lumbers out from the back. Walking with a slow gait, he ignores the crowd as he angrily makes his way to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 327 lbs., Doomsday!

Doomsday climbs through the ropes, and paces around the ring like a bull waiting for the matador so he can gore them.

MARK BISHOP
This was originally scheduled to be a Fatal Four Way match, however Matt Margera was brutally attacked by S.T. Strickler and as a result he is out indefinitely.

KOKO B. WARE
Isn't that ironic Mark, the guy that is the whole reason Margera became an active competitor again for ended up annihilating him. It's great, I love it.

MARK BISHOP
How do you love it? Strickler did horrible things to Katrina, and Margera is just trying to avenge that.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, let the Real Deal roll. He's going to be a champion someday, and he got taken up a notch in my book by taking out that skater punk Margera.

"I Love Myself Today" comes over the PA, and the fans cheer as "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu bounces to the top of the aisle. Exchanging cheers and hand slaps with her loyal fans, she eagerly jogs to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
His opponents, first from Alberta, Canada. Weighing in at 130 lbs., "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu!

Samu climbs through the ropes and poses on the ropes as Doomsday scowls menancingly while looking at her.

MARK BISHOP
If this was a singles match, the size and strength advantage would go solely to Doomsday, but with Soul Reaper still yet to enter one must think Samu must be at a horrible disadvantage in this match.

KOKO B. WARE
No doubt about that one Mark, and let's be fair Samu is not able to keep up because she is a woman.

MARK BISHOP
Oh here we go again...

KOKO B. WARE
Without Tammy here I can finally espouse that women can not physically handle the competition level.

MARK BISHOP
You're going to have women's rights groups at your door tomorrow.

KOKO B. WARE
Great, that means I can have a ton of sandwiches made.

MARK BISHOP
The comments and opinions stated by Koko B. Ware are not those of Sports Nutz Wrestling.

"Inside The Fire" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer even louder as Soul Reaper solemnly walks out from the backstage area to the aisle. Ignoring the crowd completely and walking with a purposeful gait, Reaper makes his way to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Making his way to the ring, from Fresno, California. Weighing in at 242 lbs., Soul Reaper!

Reaper climbs into the ring, and stares down his two opponents with a stare that could kill. Doomsday and Samu don't seem to be affected.

MARK BISHOP
Here's the wild card, the x factor here in this match. Soul Reaper is making a successful comeback after losing at Summer Bash, and a win here could propel him right back into the Texas Title hunt.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah right, Doomsday is going to kick all sorts of ass here. Soul Reaper is just a washed up old man.

MARK BISHOP
Pot kettle Koko?

KOKO B. WARE
What are you talking about? I'm still great, I'm not old just experienced.

MARK BISHOP
Yes, because you did so well when you teamed with Martel a couple weeks ago.

KOKO B. WARE
That was Martel's fault, not mine.

Doomsday vs. Soul Reaper vs. Adriana Samu

This quickly turned into a wheels off fight. Doomsday and Reaper both went chest to chest in the middle of the ring, before Doomsday took a swing at Reaper. Reaper ducked, and hit him with an Exploder suplex. With the distraction Samu climbed the turnbuckle and hit a corkscrew legdrop that garnered a two count after Reaper yanked Samu off of the prone Doomsday. Reaper and Samu fought for a few minutes, which included Samu going for a super kick and Reaper turned that into a nice clothesline. During the time when the two fought, Doomsday was able to shake the cob webs and hit both Reaper and Samu with flying clotheslines at the same time. Doomsday picked up Samu, and hit her with a military press slam. Doomsday bragged over this, however Reaper got up and locked Doomsday in The Cold, Hard Truth. Doomsday struggled, however eventually fell to the mat. When down on the mat, however, Samu locked up Doomsday's legs with a Sharpshooter not known to Reaper. The referee saw this, and went to check Doomsday who was knocked out. He signaled for the bell, however no one knew who had won. Harry Sachs came over to ask the referee as Samu, Reaper, and the crowd all wondered who had won.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, due to Soul Reaper and Adriana Samu both having submission holds when Doomsday was ruled defeated, the referee has declared that the winners of this match are Soul Reaper and Adriana Samu!

MARK BISHOP
Well, what a very odd ending to this match. Both had a hold, so they both got the win.

KOKO B. WARE
What a ripoff, can this dog and pony show be decisive for once? This isn't YMCA soccer, everyone shouldn't get a win.

MARK BISHOP
It's a fair decision Koko, think about it for a moment. I know thinking isn't your strong suit at all.

KOKO B. WARE
Watch it smartass, I'll show you what a submission move really does if you don't shut your trap.

MARK BISHOP
Idle threat, idle threat. Coming up next, it's our main event 8 person tag as Insurgence takes on Army of the Gods!

ROY E. WILLIAMS: A PRIME EXAMPLE OF GIVING A WHOLE LOT AND GETTING A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING!

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"Remedy" blares over the PA, and the fans boos heavily as Insurgence is led out from the back. Vincent Matthews, wearing his SNW Texas Champsionship around his waist, has Jade Claypool right next to him. Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan are walking, trying to get Myke Rhines away from a couple of scantily clad women in the crowd.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is an eight person tag match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, being accompanied by Myke Rhines, Insurgence!

All five of Insurgence climbed into the ring, with Hale and Ryan posing on the turnbuckles while Matthews and Claypool stand by the ropes loving on eachother as the crowd boos their lungs out.

MARK BISHOP
We are seeing here a preview of Natural Selection, as these two feuding stables are getting one last chance to get at each other before they face off in Denton on November 14.

KOKO B. WARE
After Clinton got his bell rung last week, he can't be 100 perfect so I don't see how this group of idiots can have any chance without their leader.

MARK BISHOP
That's not giving them much credit at all. They are still very esteemed competitors, they are not just some guys in the next cubicle over.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, but good luck beating a unified Insurgence. Did you see what Matthews did to one of his OWN guys? He choked him out Mark. How does that not scream totally focused to you?

MARK BISHOP
That screams out control freak and possibly insane to me.

KOKO B. WARE
You don't know anything about being a leader do you?

"Enter Sandman" booms over the PA, and the boos transform into cheers as Jack Clinton leads out Chris Angel, Emo Kid, and Alexander Draven. They all associate with the fans, slapping hands and receiving good luck wishes.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents, the Army of the Gods!

All four men climb in the ring, and Insurgence quickly scatters out of the ring. Clinton shows great ring presence, as Emo Kid poses on the turnbuckle while Draven and Angel talk strategy.

MARK BISHOP
Sans Katrina, Clinton's stable still looks pretty tough. However, when it comes to Natural Selection will they be able to stop Goryokaku and Insurgence with Jack Clinton away trying to bring the Texas title to them?

KOKO B. WARE
I'll answer that for you, nope. Chris Angel may be the Bad Blood Champion, but against the very sadistic Gory you can't tell me that the Army has the advantage is leadership.

MARK BISHOP
Don't underestimate Chris Angel Koko, he's a very talented wrestler and I'm sure a great leader.

KOKO B. WARE
Gory ran the Dark Ones, quite possibly the most successful stable in SNW history. That can't be denied as being great.

MARK BISHOP
Well what about Insurgence, can they survive without Matthews keeping them in line?

KOKO B. WARE
Matthews did the best he could by replacing himself with the person he saw as the closest to him both in and out of the ring. I'm not worried a bit.

Insurgence vs. The Army Of The Gods

This match proved to be the main event everyone thought it would be. Matthews and Angel started in the ring, and quickly it became speed versus power. Angel tried to grab Matthews, but he was able to use his quickness and deliver swift thigh kicks. Matthews bounced off the ropes, and tried to hit a clothesline but Angel caught him and hit a belly to belly suplex. Angel went for a pin attempt, but it was broken up by Hale. Angel and Hale started brawling, but Matthews got up and hit a reverse DDT to bring Angel down. Matthews then took control of the match, using stomps and various holds to keep Angel grounded. Matthews dragged Angel and tied him up in a Tree of Woe. He backed up and went for a dropkick, but he didn't see Clinton tag himself in and as Matthews ran Clinton rushed in and flattened him with a clothesline. The crowd roared as Clinton started to extract some revenge, hitting a big boot on Matthews who tried to get up. The next few minutes saw Matthews trying to tag out, but getting nowhere as Clinton was dead set on tortuing Matthews.

The match changed totally when Clinton was about ready to hit the Final Destruction on Matthews. Hale and Ryan rushed in and both drilled Clinton in the stomach, forcing him to drop Matthews and reel back. On instict, Emo Kid blind tagged Clinton right as a brawl began. Everyone ran into the ring, and incited a riot of epic proportions as Hale and Ryan kept assaulting anyone who came near. Matthews and Claypool were stomping Angel, however Draven came flying back in nailing a clothesline to Matthews' head sending him out of the ring. Claypool turned around and was hit with a cradle piledriver by Draven to the delight of the fans. It was four on two now, as Hale and Ryan were standing in against all four of Army members. Hale and Ryan tried to bull rush Angel and Draven, however Clinton hit both with a double clothesline. Angel and Draven threw them both out of the ring, and the quartet brawled in the aisle. The referee tried to get control, however while he was distracted Claypool was able to kick Clinton in the groin and drop him. She then dropkicked him in the back of the head,sending him out of the ring. Emo Kid was distracted by this, however he turned around to see Matthews waiting for him. Matthews hit the Fatal Sin, and covered him to get the three count.

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, Insurgence!

MARK BISHOP
What a cheap way for Insurgence to win! Clinton looked ready to help Emo Kid get the win, but Claypool took it upon herself to break the rules and incapacitate Clinton leading to Emo Kid taking the pin from Matthews.

KOKO B. WARE
Cheap? No sir that is brilliant strategy by Claypool. Matthews obviously prides intelligence in his girlfriend, and she showed she is much more than just a pretty face.

MARK BISHOP
How can you excuse that? The Army should have won that match, yet just blatant disrespect for the rules cost them a well earned victory.

KOKO B. WARE
I guess we just see things differently.

MARK BISHOP
On that disgraceful note, we will see you at Natural Selection on November 14 ONLY on pay per view! Goodnight America!