Guys Night Out: 1/16/10

[Hollywood]

The WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme plays set to a video montage for the Guys Night Out show open. In the montage, we see the Alley Ratz jumping off a pool table and taking out several random drunk bar patrons; Myke Rhines trying to grope random girls inside the Lizard Lounge; Chris Angel with both his arms wrapped around two ladies as he's chatting it up with them; Soul Reaper and Cyanide both standing atop a building in the dead of night with smoke blowing by, and the montage ending with a DART train going full speed ahead into the camera shot, giving off the effect of the train coming at the TV screen.



We see text detailing the matches coming up set against the backdrop of various shots of Dallas/Fort Worth night life as Mark Bishop, Tammy Winters and Koko B. Ware provide the voice overs.

MARK BISHOP
Tonight on Guys Night Out, Jack Clinton and Katrina must put their differences aside as they team up to take on Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

TAMMY WINTERS
Silvus returns to action as he takes on Levetation!

KOKO B. WARE
Omerta is no more. In his place is Tyler Guevara, who takes on Mike "Beastman" Hanson!

MARK BISHOP
Extreme meets intellect as Andy Lionheart takes on "Intellectual" Manny Saul!

TAMMY WINTERS
And Killer Kong and the Mauler look to take the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles off of the Young Gunz!

MARK BISHOP
All that and more tonight... on Guys Night Out!

Shot opens inside Denim & Diamonds as "Enter Sandman" is playing over the PA, with Jack Clinton already entering the ring. The Alley Ratz are already in the ring, having been introduced before the show went on the air.

LIVE!! DENIM & DIAMONDS!! TEMPLE, TX!!

MARK BISHOP
Welcome to Guys Night Out, inside Denim & Diamonds here in Temple, Texas, and we're kicking it off with tag team action, the team of the Alley Ratz taking on Jack Clinton and Katrina.

KOKO B. WARE
Well, I hate to say it, but I have to give the edge to the Alley Ratz. They have more experience as a team.

"Run To You" hits, and Katrina walks out to the ring amid a mixed reaction.

TAMMY WINTERS
How about that, some fans booing Katrina.

KOKO B. WARE
Bunch of bandwagoners. They're only booing her because she couldn't beat Super Vader on No Holds Barred.

MARK BISHOP
Well I understand Luna Vachon is going to try to get a word with Katrina. Luna?

LUNA VACHON
Thanks, Mark. Kat, what do you think of some of these fans actually booing you?

KATRINA
You know what? All the fans can kiss my ass as far as I'm concerned! They love you as long as you're winning, but the minute you hit some bumps in the road and lose a match here or there, they're all over your case. Nothing is ever good enough for those losers. Well I'm sick and tired of it! As far as the match goes, I'll go out there and do my part. Not because I like teaming up with Jack Clinton, but because I want to go out there and get a win. And as far as Super Vader goes, he better have eyes in the back of his head, because I'm coming to get the Von Erich Memorial Title that he stole from me. Now outta my way, bitch!

Katrina nails Luna in the head with a hard roundhouse kick, then storms her way to the ring.

TAMMY WINTERS
What the hell's gotten into Katrina?!

KOKO B. WARE
I don't know, but I like it!

MARK BISHOP
I wonder if Matt Margera approves.

KOKO B. WARE
Who cares what he thinks?!

Alley Ratz vs Katrina and Jack Clinton

The match was a free for all from the start, and things went downhill as referee Danny Travers was taken out by a big boot from Jack Clinton(which was intended for Twitch, but he ducked) at the beginning of the match. The match degenerated into a mini-bar room brawl involving the Alley Ratz, Katrina and Jack Clinton as all four wrestlers fought all over Denim & Diamonds, using whatever wasn't bolted down as a weapon. A fan gave Clinton his beer cup, and Clinton took a sip, then proceeded to hit Eddy over the head with it. Referee Danny Travers woke up, saw what was going on, and just threw the match out as he called for the bell. Toward the end, Clinton wound up fighting off both Alley Ratz as Katrina got up, and decided to go her own way.

KOKO B. WARE
Well, Katrina sees her work here is done, so she's just going to leave. Why put in more work that you won't get paid for?

TAMMY WINTERS
Meanwhile, SNW officials are trying to separate the Ratz and Clinton.

MARK BISHOP
We'll try to get this under control as we take it to commercial break!

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[Hollywood]

"Ghost Love Score" blares over the sound system, and out comes Manny Saul, accompanied by Coach Tom Foolery. Wearing his flowing robe of academia, he struts down the ring when he sees someone taking a picture of him with an iPhone. Saul points at the fan, and Foolery goes and snatches the phone out of the fan's hand. Foolery drops it on the aisle, and all of a sudden Saul smashes it with his dean's mace. The fans yell, and the owner starts cursing and giving the pair the finger. Saul wags his finger at him, and continues to walk towards the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, being accompanied by Coach Tom Foolery. From Lake Highlands, Texas, weighing in at 245 lbs., "The Intellectual" Manny Saul!

Saul climbs through the ropes, as Foolery stands on the outside cheering while Saul poses on the turnbuckles arms crossed across his chest.

MARK BISHOP
Manny Saul ready for in ring action, as he will go up against Andy Lionheart.

KOKO B. WARE
Saul is the clear favorite here, I mean look at him. Don't screw with him, or you'll end up in detention!

TAMMY WINTERS
Someone needs to tell him that robes are SOOOOO out of style. He needs to roll with the Snuggie if he wants to do a robe type thing.

KOKO B. WARE
What the Hell would you know about what to wear, you just end up taking it off for whichever slob has the most money.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well at least people pay me to take my clothes off, you get paid to keep them on you colossal beached whale.

KOKO B. WARE
Cheap slut.

TAMMY WINTERS
Stupid dead bird loving assh...

MARK BISHOP
Whoa, let's not say that on the air here.

"This War is Ours" booms over the PA, and the fans cheer as Andy Lionheart sprints out from the back with a wild look on his face. He literally runs down the aisle at breakneck speed, colliding his hands with those of the fans as he goes haphazardly down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent from Kemi, Finland. Weighing in at 210 lbs., "The New Wave Extreme" Andy Lionheart!

Lionheart slides under the bottom rope into the ring, staring at Saul who looks down upon him with a look of disgust on his face. Lionheart springs up, and poses in the ring while Saul and Foolery cuss and discuss.

MARK BISHOP
Andy Lionheart looking to bounce back tonight, as his road has been bumpy ever since Natural Selection. This could be his opportunity to gain some momentum.

KOKO B. WARE
Something tells me it won't be, he doesn't have the mental militia to keep up with Manny Saul.

TAMMY WINTERS
Wow, talk about pot calling the kettle black.

KOKO B. WARE
I'm sorry did I hear a voice? Shouldn't you be swishing your crotch over some sweaty forty year old who just got done coding some dog grooming website and can't get a classy girl?

TAMMY WINTERS
Shouldn't you be searching for a bird that's been dead for years instead of commenting on a sport that passed you by years ago?

MARK BISHOP
Do you see what I have to work with here folks? If you find me Carradined in a closet, you'll understand.

"The Intellectual" Manny Saul w/ Coach Tom Foolery vs. "The New Wave of Extreme" Andy Lionheart
The fans got all they could handle in this match, as both men went all out to win this fight. Saul started the match out with a school boy, only garnering a two count out of sheer surprise on Lionheart's part. The two traded punches, before Saul landed a knee to the face of Lionheart, who staggered backwards to the cheers of Foolery. Saul grabbed Lionheart around the waist, and nailed him with a belly to back suplex. Saul continued the assault, including chaining the Honor Roll into a near fall. Saul got a little bit cocky with a top rope leg drop, and Lionheart rolled out of the way causing Saul to land on his rear quite hard. Lionheart delivered a quick dropkick to his chest, and rolled that into a two count. He then took control of the match, landing a DDT, then an Enzugiri, and chaining that into a spear and another two count. Lionheart went to the high risk district of the top turnbuckle, and landed a shooting star press. Lionheart made the cover, but only got a two count when Saul's right foot landed on the bottom rope causing it to break. Lionheart got to his feet, and looked ready to finish off Saul but Foolery got up on the apron and started yelling at the referee and Lionheart both. Lionheart quickly landed a Superkick on Foolery, sending him off the apron and onto the floor. He turned around, and walked right into Intellectual Property by Saul. Saul covered his chest, and picked up the three count and the win.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner of the match, "The Intellectual", Manny Saul!

MARK BISHOP
Well Andy Lionheart continues his slide, however one could contest that he had the match won but lost it when Tom Foolery stuck his nose into it.

KOKO B. WARE
Of course, trying to blame a loss on something else. I bet you are an Orangeblood aren't you? You were wearing burnt orange on January 7 weren't you?

MARK BISHOP
How did we get from wrestling to college football?

TAMMY WINTERS
What did you expect when you are talking to an idiot?

KOKO B. WARE
Takes one to know one...

TAMMY WINTERS
Ha ha, very funny. Says the man who keeps looking for a dead frickin bird!

MARK BISHOP
I wish I was a dead bird right about now.

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[Hollywood]

Inside the ring, Bob Sturm is standing by.

BOB STURM
Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion and charter member of the Destruction Crew, Super Vader!

The crowd goes bananas as the main chorus of "One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer" kicks in over the PA and Super Vader walks out, carrying the Von Erich Memorial belt over his shoulder and doing the Vader Time hand signal with the fans, who respond in kind.

MARK BISHOP
Last week on No Holds Barred, Super Vader retained his SNW Von Erich Memorial Title in a hard fought contest against Katrina.

KOKO B. WARE
Isn't it kind of stupid for Super Vader to come out here without his buddies?

TAMMY WINTERS
Well they're probably busy working on getting ready for their respective matches.

Super Vader lumbers into the ring as his music dies down.

BOB STURM
Super Vader, last week on No Holds Barred, you were, uh, taken to the limit yet again by one, uh Katrina Margera. However, you were able to stave her off and, uh, hold onto your SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. Now I gotta wonder, what's in the future for you now?

SUPER VADER
I see in my future holding onto this championship for quite some time. I also see Killer Kong and the Mauler winning the Texas Tag Team Titles tonight, and I see Mike Hanson climbing his way to the top and bringing the Texas Championship to the Destruction Crew, and any one of us bringing home the Bad Blood Title, giving us all the gold.

BOB STURM
That's, uh, quite a bold prediction to be making. I mean, uh, granted, Brett Favre, who, uh, by the way will own Tony Romo tomorrow...

BOOOOOO!!!!

SUPER VADER
You stupid yankee. You realize we're in Cowboys territory. Besides, aren't you a peckerhead, I mean Packerhead?

BOB STURM
Now, uh, look here, there's, uh, no need for name calling. After all, we're just, uh, havin' fun, no?

SUPER VADER
You know, there's several other wrestlers I'd love to get in the ring with, but they may have to wait until I get done kicking your ass and ridding SNW of another stupid yankee, just like we got rid of Chapter Six!

The crowd is going apeshit over the thought of Bob Sturm possibly getting throttled as he takes a gulp. "Never Gonna Stop" hits, and the crowd, as well as Super Vader, seem to be a bit confused as Matt Margera walks down to the ring.

MARK BISHOP
What on earth does Matt Margera want with Super Vader?

KOKO B. WARE
Maybe he thinks he can take on Super Vader.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well they've never been buddies to begin with, that's for sure.

Matt walks into the ring.

SUPER VADER
Just what the hell are you doing out here?

MATT MARGERA
I'm here to put you on notice that your days as the Von Erich Memorial Champion are numbered.

SUPER VADER
You really think that you can take this belt off of me?

Matt smirks, begins to walk off, then goes for the Benihana, but Super Vader catches his foot. Matt is begging for mercy as Super Vader is grinning from ear to ear. He doesn't seem to hear the fans yelling at him to turn around as Katrina comes out from the crowd, a pool cue in hand, slides in the ring and blasts Super Vader in the back of the leg with the pool cue as he falls down and cries out in pain. Kat continues to punish Super Vader with the pool cue, slamming it over his leg repeatedly as Matt Margera stomps away at his leg as well. Sturm is cheering them on, and Kat and Matt invite Bob to join in on the fun. Sturm joins in, but Katrina and Matt bail out of the ring as Mike Hanson, Mauler and Killer Kong run into the ring to chase them out. Sturm, who doesn't see them behind them, is yelling at Matt and Katrina to get back into the ring as they run off. He turns around, only to get blasted in the head by the cowbell on Mike Hanson's bull rope. Mauler picks Sturm up, and slams him down with the Completely Mauled, then Killer Kong runs and bounces off the ropes, and crashes down on Sturm with the Kong Splash to a huge ovation from the fans. They then go over to check on Super Vader, who is clutching onto his leg.

KOKO B. WARE
"I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!" HAHAHAHAHA!

TAMMY WINTERS
Dammit, Koko, every damn thing is a joke to you, isn't it?!

KOKO B. WARE
"I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!"

MARK BISHOP
Damn it, Koko, rise above it! A man is seriously injured in that ring!

KOKO B. WARE
Little Damien will be able to get SNW '10 for his Nintendo Wii this spring.

TAMMY WINTERS
Dare I ask why you say that?

KOKO B. WARE
Well Katrina and Matt Margera won't lose any money from a lawsuit because Super Vader doesn't have a leg to stand on! BA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh for crying out loud!

MARK BISHOP
That's an ender!

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[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
During the break, IP Freely tried to get word with Matt Margera and Katrina.

Shot switches to pre-recorded footage, where we see IP Freely following Matt Margera and Katrina to Matt's grey Chevy Silverado.

IP FREELY
Matt, Katrina, what the hell was that all about? Attacking Super Vader for no reason and causing him serious injury?!

KATRINA
Look here, putz! I'm not to be called Katrina anymore! Katrina is dead and buried! Katrina couldn't get the job done! But Wench will be able to get the job done, and Wench will get that Von Erich Memorial Title back!

MATT MARGERA
Oh, and by the way...

Matt Margera nails IP with the Benihana before he and Katrina hop into the truck as the shot goes back to ringside.

MARK BISHOP
What the hell did Matt just Benihana IP Freely for?!

KOKO B. WARE
To put us all out of our misery, Bishop. Matt Margera is my new hero!

TAMMY WINTERS
That was just deplorable! What a horrible example they're setting for little Damien!

"Wishmaster" plays over the sound system, as the fans cheer as Silvus emerges from the back. He walks masterfully down the aisle, casually slapping hands with the fans who are eagerly outstretching their hands.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Manchester, England. Weighing in at 275 lbs., Silvus!

Silvus hops on the apron and goes through the middle ropes and walks around inside the ring slowly.

MARK BISHOP
An interesting match up here, as we will see the savvy ring veteran Silvus go up against the spunky upstart superstar Levetation tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
Why must we be subjected to such lackluster matches? Does anyone out there really care about these two spares wrestling?

TAMMY WINTERS
That is the most callous response, you insensitive jackass. These two have spent years working to get here, and damn you for just casting them aside.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh look at you, taking the moral high ground and supporting those who are downtrodden. Give me a break, you shalllow excuse for a whore.

TAMMY WINTERS
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?

MARK BISHOP
OK, let's settle down now. The fighting is supposed to happen in the ring, not out here.

Bishop looks over and sees Tammy trying to crawl across the table at Koko, and he gets between the two and eventually Tammy sits back down as Koko laughs. "Don't Wait" booms over the PA, and the fans continue to cheer as Levetation comes out from the back. Enthusiastically slapping hands with the fans, he grabs a sign that says "Prepare to get Levetated!" and waves it around before handing it back to the owner.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Levetation!

Levetation climbs into the ring and mounts the turnbuckles. He poses for the fans as flashbulbs go off, and Silvus looks on from his corner of the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Silvus has the size and experience edge in this contest, can Levetation keep up with it and neutralize the gap with his speed and energy?

KOKO B. WARE
Who cares, I can see people leaving to go get beer and hot dogs right now. No one is watching this anyway.

TAMMY WINTERS
Stop being such a cynic and answer his question you douche.

KOKO B. WARE
Woman, don't you dare tell me what to do otherwise you will need to beware.

TAMMY WINTERS
Go kill another parrot jackass.

KOKO B. WARE
THAT'S IT!

Koko lunges at Tammy, who quickly slaps him across the face. On instinct, Bishop lands a quick punch right to Koko's genitals and he falls down back into his chair clutching his groin. Tammy starts laughing uncontrollably as Bishop blushes.

Silvus vs. Levetation
Levetation sprung out at Silvus right as the bell rung, but it was for naught as Silvus throttled him to the mat with a clothesline. Levetation riled in pain, and that would become a common thread throughout the match. Silvus wanted to get him to submit, however a Figure Four resulted in a couple minutes of agony but ended in Levetation's index finger clamping around the bottom rope causing a break. This did nothing but angered Silvus, who followed up with a Superplex and a couple of powerbombs that rocked the ring and made the fans wince as Levetation rolled on the mat while Silvus started at him coldly. A near fall ended in a two count, as Silvus waited too long to go for a pin. Silvus looked ready to end it, as he grabbed Levetation by the neck and jerked him onto his feet. He then grabbed Levetation and locked him into the Mandible Claw. Levetation writhed, and then Slivus lifted him into the air and slammed him down onto the mat with a sickening thud as body met canvas. Silvus dropped to his knees and put his hand on Levetation's chest, and got the three count he desired to end the match.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Silvus!

MARK BISHOP
Silvus just sent a message to Levetation and the entire locker room, that he still has it.

TAMMY WINTERS
When Silvus is on, he is downright scary inbetween the ropes. Levetation, poor boy, never stood a chance against him. From bell to bell, Silvus controlled the match.

MARK BISHOP
Oh no doubt about that, and this must be crushing to Levetation's ego. He was building some momentum, and this has to have set it back some.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well adversity breeds success, so this will be a great determinate if he can keep with it when the punches aren't falling his way.


Koko B. Ware returns to the broadcast position, this time wearing a cup on the outside of his pants and glaring at Tammy, who along with Bishop are laughing at the peculiar appearance.

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[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
Up next, Tyler Guevara makes his return to the ring. You may remember him from his stint as Omerta.

KOKO B. WARE
I can't wait. I'm liking this new attitude of his.

TAMMY WINTERS
I've got just one thing to say... it's America. Either love it or leave it!

"American Lab Rat" by American Lab Rat begins to play as Tyler Guevara begins to walk out to a chorus of boos. The boos fade as Mike Hanson is shown coming out not wasting any time and attacks Tyler from behind. Mike swings his cowbell around and clocks Tyler across the head with it. Mike taunts to the crowd holding up the cowbell as the crowd cheers.

KOKO B. WARE
Mike Hanson should be fined, and hell he should be disqualified!

MARK BISHOP
Well the match hasn't started, so it is legal as far as I know.

Mike lifts Tyler up and begins to drag him along and rolls him into the ring. Mike plays to the crowd as Tyler lays on the mat and the bell rings. Mike continues to play to the crowd as a person is shown hoping the guard railing.

TAMMY WINTERS
Now I know I'm not the smartest one out here...

KOKO B. WARE
For once, I agree with you...

TAMMY WINTERS
... Anyway, I know full well that no one should be jumping the guard rail.

The individual slides into the ring right and as Mike turns around, the man quickly kicks Mike in the gut and locks his arms. The man flips his hood back, revealing himself to be James Jackson. James lifts Mike up and drops him with the Jackson Driver.

MARK BISHOP
James Jackson?! He wasn't scheduled to be here tonight! Last time we saw James Jackson was about six months ago.

KOKO B. WARE
Our hero, Mark, has returned! This is a glorious day!

TAMMY WINTERS
"Our" hero? Try your hero as he for sure isn't mine.

James stands there and looks as Tyler Guevara is starting to slowly sit up. James quickly lifts his leg up and kicks Tyler right across the face. James lifts Tyler up some and backs up running towards the ropes and bounces off and catches Tyler across the face with a big boot. James glares down at Tyler as he kicks him in the head again for good measure. James rolls Tyler out of the ring and asks for a microphone. James grabs the microphone as he looks around at the crowd as there cheering him much likely for the actions of what he did to Tyler Guevara.

JAMES JACKSON
Let's make one thing perfectly clear. I didn't kick this guy's head in to get all you people to cheer me. I kicked his head in because quite frankly, he needs to go back to class. A class I've mastered quite well. That class is pretty simple... it's how to get you redneck Texans to hate someone. Some things change in six months, but one thing hasn't changed and that's the fact that I still don't like you people. I still thrive on every single one of you booing me out of these dumps. I still thrive on making fun of the fat guy in the front row, the abusive daddy drinking at the bar, the crappy DJ still living with his mom in the basement. It never gets old, yet the reality is I didn't come back to this dump here in Temple, Texas to make fun of you people. I came back because I still am the best wrestler in SNW. That hasn't changed nor will it change. You see, I have a very good sense of hearing. Seems that the modern day Bonnie and Clyde, Katrina, I mean Wench, and Matt Margera, took out the reigning Von Erich Memorial Champion, Super Vader. So with that happening, it's very likely that the title he holds will be vacant. Now I don't know Codi Shane personally and I'm sure she's never met me. But I still have this quest of winning every single title in SNW. Just happens that title is on the list. Therefore I am putting my name in the hat for challenging for that belt.

I don't care what it is you SNW braintrust do. Battle royal? Andre The Giant has me beat by one or two. Some tournament? You know, beat everyone to the punch and have a March Madness tournament... But then I thought there isn't 63 other idiots in this company. So then I thought 32, nope. 16? Maybe, but how many of them deserve this belt? 8 people? Ah doesn't matter. 4 people... well it sure would make this whole thing a lot easier. Heck, come up with some kind of system like the BCS. I mean it sure did work out for TCU and Texas. I don't care what you do, and I don't care how you figure it all out. The fact of the matter is I will beat anyone in this company or any other company and show the great... wait one second... the state of Texas that there Modern Day Hero never left.

James flips the mic down as he holds his arms out and begins to taunt the crowd to a chorus of boos.

MARK BISHOP
James Jackson returns and he makes a statement. It's pretty clear he wants to challenge for the Von Erich Memorial title.

TAMMY WINTERS
Didn't he disown that title when he was around six months ago?

KOKO B. WARE
Who cares? Finally, someone around here that is entertaining! James Jackson in SNW can't go wrong.

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[Hollywood]

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" hits, and the Mauler and Killer Kong angrily march down to the ring, ignoring the cheering fans.

HARRY SACHS
The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall and is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. First, the Destruction Crew's Mauler and Killer Kong!

MARK BISHOP
Killer Kong and Mauler are none too pleased with what's gone down tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
They need to get what happened to their comrades out of their head, because if they don't, they won't be wearing the Texas Tag Team Titles.

TAMMY WINTERS
I hope we're not about to see the destruction of the Destruction Crew.

KOKO B. WARE
That would be the greatest thing to ever happen to SNW. Get these lard asses out of here.

TAMMY WINTERS
I've about had it up to here with you!

KOKO B. WARE
Let's go then!

MARK BISHOP
Stop it! For the love of everything that is sacred, stop it!

"Big Gun" booms over the PA, and out walk Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan, proudly wearing their SNW Texas Tag Team Titles around their waists. They taunt the fans, which distracts them long enough for them to not see Mauler and Killer Kong coming out of the ring until it's too late.

KOKO B. WARE
That's not right! How can anyone condone the Destruction Crew jumping the Young Gunz before the match?!

TAMMY WINTERS
How can anyone condone James Jackson attacking Mike Hanson, or Matt Margera and Katrina, excuse me, Wench, attacking Super Vader?!

MARK BISHOP
Looks like this night is going to end exactly like it started, with an all out brawl!

SNW Texas Tag Team Title Match
Young Gunz(c) vs Destruction Crew

Mauler eventually brought Samuel Hale into the ring as Killer Kong and Marcus Ryan continued to brawl outside the ring. Mauler worked over Hale inside the ring as Kong whipped Ryan hard into the ring post, then made it over to his corner and climbed onto the apron, ready to be tagged in. Mauler and Kong showed some great continuity, but things turned around for the Young Gunz as Kong ran to the ropes(with the intent of rebounding off the ropes and squashing him with the Kong Splash), only for Marcus Ryan(who recovered and made it to his corner) to pull down the ropes, causing Kong to fall out over the rope and crash onto the floor. The referee began his count, but had to stop his count as Ryan hopped down off the apron and was about to attack Kong some more, only for Mauler to run over and back him away. The referee told them to watch it. Mauler helped Kong back up and rolled him into the ring, only for Hale and Ryan to take turns working him over. Ryan got a bit cocky and thought he could bodyslam the big man, but that turned out to be costly as Kong fell down on top of him, but only for a two count. It was now a race to see who could make the all important tag. Kong made it over and tagged in Mauler, who ran over and nailed Hale with a stiff right hand, knocking him off the apron, then went to work on Ryan. As Mauler went to work on Ryan, Hale(who kept his cool about receiving what he perceived to be a cheap shot) ran over to the Destruction Crew and grabbed Kong by the feet, bringing him crashing down facefirst onto the apron, knocking him out on the floor, all out of sight of the ref and Mauler as Hale ran back over to his corner. Mauler then turned around to make a tag, then saw Kong down and out on the floor. Mauler was frustrated, knowing that Hale had to have done something. He turned around and fell victim to the Snow Monkey Slaughter from Ryan, who then tagged in Hale. Hale proceeded to climb to the top turnbuckle, then came flying off the top and nailing Mauler with a Corkscrew Leg Drop. Hale went for the pin, and it was all-she-wrote as the referee counted to three.

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the match and still SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan, the Young Gunz!

MARK BISHOP
Here we see on the replay just how the Young Gunz stole won from the Destruction Crew.

KOKO B. WARE
Stole one? I disagree. As we see here on the replay, sheer brilliance by Samuel Hale to sneak over and pull Killer Kong down off the apron, knocking him out of the match. Mauler gets distracted as he sees he has no one to tag out to, and falls victim to the Gunz Blazin'.

TAMMY WINTERS
You really condone that crap, Koko?!

KOKO B. WARE
Oh come on, like you never did anything underhanded in your life. You're a gutter slut for crying out loud!

TAMMY WINTERS
THAT DOES IT!!

Tammy throws down her headset and shoves Koko as hard as she can out of his seat, causing him to fall down onto the floor, then stomps him in the groin. Meanwhile, in the ring, the Young Gunz are celebrating as Myke Rhines and Vincent Matthews come down to congratulate them. They're yucking it up until Soul Reaper and Cyanide come out from the crowd, slide into the ring and ambush Insurgence as the fans go crazy.

MARK BISHOP
Koko B. Ware is down and moaning on the floor; Tammy Winters has stormed off; Death Sentence is taking it to Insurgence; it's raining cats and dogs here on Guys Night Out!

Vincent Matthews and the Young Gunz hightail it out of the ring, leaving Myke Rhines all alone to fall victim to the Death Sentence from Reaper and Cyanide. They stare Insurgence down, who cringe at the sight of what's just happened to their fallen manager.

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