Guys Night Out: 7/10/10

[Hollywood]

In a pre-show dark match, Lucky Kage and the Switch Stallions defeated Aaron Champion, Burrito Jimmy and Eric Reynolds when Kage pinned Jimmy after nailing the Kaged Animal.

We see a video montage of night life in Dallas/Fort Worth set to the tune of "El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama: Wine, Women and Song Mix" by white zombie



LIVE! FAT DADDY'S SPORTS AND SPIRITS CAFE! MANSFIELD, TX!

We open to inside Fat Daddy's in Mansfield to see a group of rowdy and most likely drunk SNW fans gathering around for a great night of SNW action. The camera shot switches over to the broadcast location.

MARK BISHOP
Coming to you from Fat Daddy's Sports and Spirits in Mansfield, Texas, it's SNW Guys Night Out! I'm Mark Bishop, alongside Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters.

KOKO B. WARE
And we're only two weeks away from Summer Bash!

TAMMY WINTERS
Speaking of, I wonder if we're going to find out who will be replacing Andy Lionheart for Matt Margera's team in War Games: The Match Beyond on July 24?

MARK BISHOP
Hopefully we'll find out soon. But right now, we're about to kick things off with a triple threat match, and "The Heartbreak Hero" Chris Santigo, along with Valerie Snyder, have already made their way to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Triple Threat Match, first fall to a win. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder... from San Antonio, Texas and weighing 310 lbs... "The Heartbreak Hero" Chris Santigo!

TAMMY WINTERS
Well if this match was won on looks, this man would be the winner, hands down.

KOKO B. WARE
But it's not won on looks, is it, gutter slut?

TAMMY WINTERS
Don't start with me tonight! It's that time of the month!

MARK BISHOP
Oh dear God!

"The Nightmare Continues" by Discharge blasts over the PA, and Thumbtack Kevin makes his way out to the ring to a decent pop, slapping hands with the fans.

HARRY SACHS
From Chicago, Illinois and weighing 200 lbs, Thumbtack Kevin!

MARK BISHOP
Thumbtack Kevin, yet another newcomer here in SNW, is already 1-0 at the expense of Chris Santigo when they squared off in a match that took place before Saturday Night Onslaught went on the air.

TAMMY WINTERS
And from what I understand, he's not afraid of using the most barbaric of weapons. In fact, he enjoys it!

KOKO B. WARE
Great, just what we need. Another yardtard. He should get along great with Xtreme Team.

Thumbtack Kevin hops onto the apron, climbs to the top turnbuckle and raises his fist in the air, then hops down into the ring as his music dies down. The opening gongs of "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC blast over the PA, and the crowd is in anticipation of the arrival of Robert Ravencroft as they immediately upon hearing the familiar sounding gongs and opening notes of "Hell's Bells." Almost a minute and a half into the song is when the lyrics kick in, and Robert Ravencroft, clad in a purple robe, slowly walks down to the ring, along with his sister, Lenore.

HARRY SACHS
And also hailing from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 250 lbs... accompanied by his sister, Lenore Ravencroft... Robert Ravencroft!

MARK BISHOP
Sports Nutz Wrestling has had its fair share of freaks and weirdos, from monsters such as Hellspawn, to masochists as Azrael and Emo Kid. And Goryokaku has recently made his return to SNW. But I truly believe that none of those guys that I mentioned are anywhere near as disturbing as this man, Robert Ravencroft.

TAMMY WINTERS
You're telling me! We're talking about someone who slaps his sister around in everyday life. The men you mentioned, they only hit a woman if she were a competitor and if it was in the spirit of competition. This psycho takes it a step too far, and even blackmails his sister into interfering on his behalf just so she can see her boyfriend!

KOKO B. WARE
Hey, he's only wanting what's best for her! And I wonder if Robert ever saw the videotape of his sister going to see her boyfriend.

MARK BISHOP
You better not tell him about it!

KOKO B. WARE
Oh I won't. Besides, if he really wanted to help her, he'd enroll her into Nutri System.

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh come on! She proves that there's a place in this world for plus size women who happen to have a pretty face!

KOKO B. WARE
Since when did Tyra Banks join our broadcast team?

Robert takes off his robe and hands it to the ring attendant as Chris Santigo and Thumbtack Kevin wait for the bell to sound. Robert instructs Lenore to go to her corner, and Chris does to the same to Valerie. Referee Danny Travers signals for the bell, and we are underway.

Triple Threat Match
Thumbtack Kevin vs Chris Santigo vs Robert Ravencroft

The match was underway, and Thumbtack Kevin and Robert Ravencroft struck up an odd alliance to go after the big man, Chris Santigo. Santigo was able to fight both men off with his raw power and strength. Eventually, Robert and Kevin would get in each other's faces, and the match turned into a huge free for all. At one point, Santigo knocked Robert out of the ring with a big boot, then went to work on Kevin. But Kevin fought back with everything he had, and even went to the outside to look under the ring and retrieve a barbed wire baseball bat. He smashed the barbed wire from the bat into Santigo's midsection, then dug the barbed wire into Santigo's forehead, opening him up as blood drained down his(Santigo's) face. Kevin then took a bag out of his pants, opened it up and poured a bunch of thumbtacks down onto the mat to a big pop from the crowd. Kevin kicked Santigo in the midsection, then nailed him with a DDT to the thumbtacks. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Lenore had helped Robert back to his feet. Back to the inside, Kevin had climbed to the top turnbuckle and came flying down with a Shooting Star Elbow Drop onto Chris Santigo. But right when he went for the pin, Lenore hopped up onto the apron, distracting the ref, then elicited a big pop when she took off her shirt, flashing the ref(with the camera behind her to show her bare back), who's jaw damn near dropped to the ground. Kevin looked up while pinning Santigo, and was distracted himself, preventing him from being able to defend himself when Robert slid back into the ring and brought a leg drop down on Kevin's head, knocking him off of Santigo. Lenore hopped down off the apron, holding her shirt over her chest as Robert grabbed the ref so that he could count the pinfall that Robert stole from Kevin. The crowd booed in disapproval as "Hell's Bells" played over the PA.

Winner: Robert Ravencroft

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Robert Ravencroft!

KOKO B. WARE
I'm blind! I'm blind!

TAMMY WINTERS
How dare you, Koko!

MARK BISHOP
How dare Robert exploit his own sister like that!

KOKO B. WARE
Is it safe to look, yet?

MARK BISHOP
It will be as we have to take a timeout!

"Everything's Falling Apart" by Zebrahead is playing in the background as we see text on the screen detailing upcoming SNW events.

July 24, 2010
Summer Bash
Doors Open- 5:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:00 PM
Moody Coliseum
Dallas, TX
SOLD OUT!

August 7, 2010
Saturday Night Onslaught
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:40 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX

August 10, 2010
SNW Live!
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
Lake Country Christian School
Fort Worth, TX

August 14, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40 PM
The Reconsider Lounge
Dallas, TX

August 17, 2010
SNW Live!
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
LD Bell High School
Hurst, TX

August 21, 2010
Saturday Night Onslaught
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:40 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX

August 27, 2010
The Main Event
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:00 PM
Trinity High School
Euless, TX

August 28, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40 PM
Sneaky Pete's
Lewisville, TX

SUMMER BASH! LIVE ON PPV AT 8PM EST/7PM CST, FROM THE SOLD OUT MOODY COLISEUM IN DALLAS, TX!

[Hollywood]

Shot opens up to some pre-recorded footage of EMTs trying to help Chris Santigo, who proceeds to collapse.

DURING THE BREAK

MARK BISHOP
A scary scene earlier during the break. As we know, Chris Santigo had been cut pretty wide open courtesy of a barbed wire baseball bat brought into the ring by Thumbtack Kevin. After the match, trainers came out to help Chris Santigo, who collapsed to the floor to the shock and concern of the fans.

KOKO B. WARE
Hey, I don't care for the guy, but I don't want to see anyone die. Scary moment indeed.

TAMMY WINTERS
EMTs rushed down to help Santigo, bringing along a stretcher. After placing him on the stretcher, Santigo had regained consciousness and gave the old thumbs up as the fans clapped in respect.

MARK BISHOP
Hopefully, we'll have an update on his condition later on.

"Remember The Name" by Fort Minor is heard throughout Fat Daddy's. Just then, James Jackson steps out from behind the curtain, smoke shrouds him.

HARRY SACHS
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, with a weight of Two Hundred and Twenty Pounds, the "Modern Day Hero," James Jackson!

MARK BISHOP
A recent loss of the Bad Blood Championship at the Main Event seemed to put James Jackson in a different mindset.

KOKO B. WARE
I don't understand it... Kijar Donnelly was put in a mere food brawl match, and got a shot at the championship that James Jackson won after three matches back at 4 Up. After everything Jackson went through, Donnelly should be stripped right now and the title should be given back to Jackson.

TAMMY WINTERS
You want to see Kijar Donnelly 'stripped'?

KOKO B. WARE
You know what I mean.

TAMMY WINTERS
Whatever, Koko.

MARK BISHOP
Well, I personally think Kijar Donnelly has worked exceptionally hard, and deserves the Bad Blood Championship.

KOKO B. WARE
Shouldn't he focus on his Tag Team Career with Seth Davids?

MARK BISHOP
If the man can juggle both the Bad Blood Championship and the Texas Tag Team Championship, I say more power to him.

James Jackson walks down to the ring, laughing at and arguing with the booing fans. He pauses before reaching the apron, and puts his head down. This leads to his hands pointing upward, at the ceiling. Jackson hops onto the apron, and raises his arms before entering the ring. The fans go electric now, as "Inside the Fire" by Disturbed plays in the sports bar. Soul Reaper, wearing a hooded robe with closed sleeves, appears now from behind the curtain.

HARRY SACHS
And his opponent, weighing in at Two Hundred and Fourty Two Pounds, hailing from Fresno, California, he is one half of the Texas Tag Team Champions, Soul Reaper!

KOKO B. WARE
Going into Summer Bash, I'd have to say that I don't want Soul Reaper and Cyanide to keep their Texas Tag Titles, but I don't want them to lose them to that joke Kijar Donnelly and his puppet Seth Davids.

TAMMY WINTERS
You honestly think that the Enforcers of Pain can win an Ultimate X Match?

KOKO B. WARE
I didn't say that, I just said that the Texas Tag Team Titles are going to either the Enforcers of Pain, or in turn, SiMox. I'm not going to mention the Xtreme Team, whether they beat the Enforcers of Pain at the Main Event or not.

MARK BISHOP
Both are credited teams, but the Switch Stallions, the Xtreme Team, and Death Sentence aren't going to lose as easy as you hope. Death Sentence have been able to strongly hang onto the Titles, and neither of the other two teams are strangers to high risk matches like Ultimate X.

TAMMY WINTERS
Currently though, this is Guys Night Out, not the Summer Bash. And right now, its the former Bad Blood Champion, James Jackson, against a current Texas Tag Team Champion, Soul Reaper.

Soul Reaper lets out a cold stare, directed for his opponent, James Jackson, as he walks down to the ring. He gets inside the ring, removes his robe, and cracks his neck, before the referee calls for the bell and the beginning of the match-up.

"The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson vs Soul Reaper
Jackson started things off by ignoring a lock up request by Reaper, and hooked up Reaper for a Tiger Suplex, executed perfectly. Jackson worked over Reaper for a great portion of the match, with a wicked arsenal of Suplexes and kicks. Soul Reaper, however, wouldn't let up, rolling out of a German Suplex, and quickly locking in the Dragon Sleeper. To avoid what happened at the Main Event against Kijar Donnelly, Jackson struggled for several minutes to power out of the move. He was, however, released from the hold after Reaper hit the Soulnado. A cover from Reaper only reached two. Reaper had control for a good amount of time now, keeping James Jackson grounded with various submissions and stunning moves. Soul Reaper went for a Heart Stopping Spine Buster, but Jackson countered with a STO. Reaper regained composure, and stumbled in the corner, allowing James Jackson to roll him up and put his feet on the ropes for leverage.

Winner: James Jackson

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HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, the "Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

TAMMY WINTERS
And with the blatant cheating, you have your winner, James Jackson

KOKO B. WARE
Cheating gets the job done, and Reaper should've been more aware of what kind of person Jackson is.

MARK BISHOP
The kind of person to get beat by an Italian for the Bad Blood Championship.

TAMMY WINTERS
Was that a racist comment?

MARK BISHOP
Why would it be?

TAMMY WINTERS
Italians can be Champions too.

MARK BISHOP
We'll really see when at the Summer Bash, Soul Reaper and Cyanide of Death Sentence defend the Texas Tag Team Championships in a 5-Way Ultimate X match against Kijar Donnelly and Seth Davids of the Switch Stallions, Syco Boy and Dave Mason of the Xtreme Team, Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie of SiMox, and S.T. Strickler and Benson of the Enforcers of Pain.

TAMMY WINTERS
I guess so.

MARK BISHOP
And now I'm getting word in my headset that Luna Vachon is over near the bar and has a huge update concerning a couple of matches at Summer Bash, as well as an update on Chris Santigo's condition. Luna?

We switch over to the bar, where Luna is standing by.

LUNA VACHON
Thanks, Bishop. First off, good news concerning Chris Santigo. He was rushed to a nearby hospital, and will stay overnight for further evaluation. But he is expected to make a recovery. However, he is being advised not to wrestle until further notice, which will affect the card for Summer Bash on a couple of levels. First, we were originally scheduled to see Y Kores take on the Alley Ratz in a 3-on-2 handicap match. However, earlier this week, SNW co-owners Gordon Heath and Codi Shane have both agreed that both the Alley Ratz and Y Kores have shown enough to be considered contenders to the Texas Tag Team Titles. So both teams have been added to the Ultimate X Match. However, only two members of Y Kores will be allowed to represent the team, and Xander Nova decided on Rory Kotch and Adriana Samu, which was going to leave Petrina Rotchester off the card. However, with Chris Santigo's injury, Gordon Heath and Codi Shane, who are watching the show from the back, have said that taking Chris Santigo's place will be Petrina Rotchester. Also, one final note on the Ultimate X match. Gordon Heath and Codi Shane earlier today told both Xtreme Team and SiMox that if any of their respective team members were pinned or made to submit in the six man tag match tonight, then that team would be taken out of the Ultimate X match at Summer Bash. Guys, back to...

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[Hollywood]

"Amazing Disgrace" plays as Guys Night Out rolls on. Tyler Guevara and Wench walk out from the back. Their faces have evil smiles, and the fans begin a tremendous amount of boos.

HARRY SACHS
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of Four Hundred and Ten Pounds, representing the Perfect World, the team of Wench! and Tyler Guevara!

MARK BISHOP
Well, the Perfect World have fallen down to three members.

KOKO B. WARE
Which means nothing. They can handle themselves.

MARK BISHOP
We'll certainly see if Guevara and Wench can handle themselves without Matt Margera at their aid.

TAMMY WINTERS
Maybe removing Andy Lionheart will spell disaster for the Perfect World. All will be hinted in the matchup tonight.

Wench walks down to the ring, ignoring the booing fans. Guevara does the same, wearing an 'Injustice for All' shirt. The two roll into the ring. Guevara taunts by the ropes, and Wench stands in the center of the ring, waiting for their opponents. "One Burbon, One Scotch, One Beer" begins playing, and the fans begin cheering. Killer Kong and Super Vader stand before them.

HARRY SACHS
And their opponents, at a combined weight of a staggering Nine Hundred and Thirty Five Pounds, the team of Super Vader and Killer Kong, the Destruction Crew!

TAMMY WINTERS
By order of Codi Shane and Gordie Heath, everyone in the War Games match at Summer Bash has been banned from ringside for the match. So, either Vader and Kong can't survive against their opponents without their comrades, or Guevara and Wench will be unable to triumph without Matt Margera, James Jackson, and anyone else expected to be in the War Games match.

KOKO B. WARE
I think that its bad for the Destruction Crew. Guevara and Wench can hold their own, but those fat peices of crap can't wrestling worth, well, crap. Their downfall will be not having strength in numbers here tonight.

MARK BISHOP
Or, Koko's wrong, like usual. Did you not hear Harry? 935 pounds. That's more pounds than Tammy's had boyfriends.

KOKO B. WARE
And that's saying something.

Tammy growls at Mark and Koko as the show goes on. Super Vader is grunting and screaming, as Killer Kong walks slowly with him down to the ring. Super Vader gets inside the ring, and stands, making the Vader symbol with his hands. Kong gets inside as well, making a cut throat taunt to Wench and Guevara, who are deciding which of the two will be in the match-up first.

Wench and Tyler Guevara vs Super Vader and Killer Kong
Super Vader started things off against Wench. She slipped under his legs, and started kicking him in the back of the left knee repeatedly. Vader was brought down to his knees, and slapped across the face. He was stunned, falling backwards. Wench went down for the early cover here, but Vader sent her into the corner when he kicked out. She stumbled back up to her feet, tagging in Guevara. When Guevara stepped in, Vader ran to the corner and attempted an Avalanche, but Guevara sidestepped out of way as Super Vader crashed into the corner. Guevara worked Vader over for several minutes until Vader caught him with a side belly to belly suplex, then dragged Guevara into the corner, where Vader hit the Rocky Mountain High. He tagged in Killer Kong, who picked Guevara up and hit the Kong Driver. Kong worked over Guevara for the minutes following, until a miscalculated standing leg drop led to Guevara hitting a Big Boot on the sitting Kong. Guevara and Wench then took turns making quick tags, working over Kong. Guevara thought he had the match won at one point after a Dangerous DDT, but only got a two count. Guevara then picked Kong up and punched him hard with a haymaker, but that sent Kong into the corner, allowing Super Vader to tag himself in as Kong collapsed to the ring apron. Super Vader went for a clothesline, but Guevara countered with an Olympic style sweep. Tyler Guevara tagged his partner, Wench, who had just grabbed a steel chair. Guevara held Super Vader in position as Wench climbed the turnbuckle. She came flying down with the chair, but Vader summoned all power left to duck. The chair hit Guevara in the head, knocking him out. Vader grabbed Wench and hit her with the Vader Bomb for the one-two-three.

Winners: Destruction Crew

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HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, the team of Super Vader and Killer Kong, the Destruction Crew!

TAMMY WINTERS
With Mark's prediction, the Destruction Crew came out with the win.

KOKO B. WARE
It was merely a miscalculation on Wench and Guevara's part.

MARK BISHOP
A miscalculation that should've been avoided.

TAMMY WINTERS
And now Matt Margera comes to attempt and right the other members of the Perfect World's wrong!

Matt Margera runs down to the ring and knocks out Super Vader with the Benihana. Killer Kong recovers from the earlier attack and runs at Margera. Margera spots the attempt, and hits a Benihana on him as well. Mike Hanson and the Mauler run down to the ring. Margera grabs Wench and pulls her out of the ring, spotting the assailants. He hoists her on his shoulder as he turns around and runs away. Hanson and Mauler slide inside the ring, and begin beating down Tyler Guevara, who is still out from the chair shot he received from Wench by accident. Mauler then picks up Guevara and sets him down across his knees as Mike Hanson goes to the middle turnbuckle, then comes down with an elbow drop to Guevara to a big pop from the fans inside Fat Daddy's.

MARK BISHOP
The Final Destruction from Mike Hanson and the Mauler on the American Lab Rat, who has been hung out to dry by his own leader!

KOKO B. WARE
How dare you try to drive a wedge into the Perfect World! Tyler Guevara was simply sacrificing himself for the better of the team!

TAMMY WINTERS
Right, and Frankie is still alive.

KOKO B. WARE
He is still alive, you trollop!

MARK BISHOP
Well it's only appropriate that up next, IP Freely interviews Goryokaku, as he plans on asking the tough questions concerning War Games: The Match Beyond, right here on Guys Night Out! Don't go away!

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[Hollywood]

I.P. Freely is standing in the ring, mic in hand.

IP FREELY
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time, someone who has returned to SNW recently and has made the lives of the Perfect World a living hell. He will be teaming up with the Destruction Crew to take on the Perfect World, James Jackson, and a mystery partner in War Games: The Match Beyond at Summer Bash on July 24. Ladies and gentlemen, Goryokaku!

"Journey Through the Dark" by Blind Guardian hits over the PA, and Goryokaku walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction, wearing his familiar jester-like mask over his face.

MARK BISHOP
Well maybe we'll finally get some answers as to why Goryokaku has chosen to target the Perfect World, as well as teaming up with the Destruction Crew.

Gory enters the ring as his music dies down.

IP FREELY
Goryokaku, if you don’t mind, would you tell me why you attacked the Perfect World and why have you returned to the SNW ring?

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Goryokaku looks at IP Freely as his eyes are glinting. There's a long silence and Goryokaku simply doesn’t answer. IP Freely, looking nervous and somewhat reluctant, continues onto the next line of questioning.

IP FREELY
What are your thoughts on the upcoming War Games match and your partners, the Destruction Crew?

GORYOKAKU
The upcoming War Games match is simply a small amusement to distract myself with whilst Margera ponders over the many motives behind my upcoming rampage against the man who believes himself to be on par with a man like me. As for the Destruction Crew, I have no feelings for or against them. The Gambler, their manager, is a man who is very much a player of games to my own heart and I find it convenient to use the Destruction Crew to, as their name so happily states, destroy things. They are neither important nor necessary, but as they currently share the same goal as myself, they are useful allies. Nothing more, nothing less, and if they get in the way of my games, then they will find themselves facing a man who is not to be crossed under any circumstances.

IP FREELY
And what do you think of Matt Margera recruiting James Jackson to fight for his cause against you and the Destruction Crew?

GORYOKAKU
James Jackson? He doesn’t interest me. If I fight him, I fight him. If I don’t, I don’t. He’s only in the match for a shot at the title. That doesn’t really interfere in the grand scheme of things, so let him do what he wants. James Jackson can fight the Destruction Crew to his heart’s content and if he takes the win from us, that’s fair enough. I’m not entering that ring to win anything. I’m entering it to break a man and his little plaything.[/b]

IP Freely's face goes sickly white at the thought of things but quickly recovers, bringing a smile to his face and trudges on.

IP FREELY
What are your thoughts on Tyler Guevara and his comments earlier this week?

GORYOKAKU
Tyler Guevara, the man formerly known as Omerta, with an interesting history behind himself but nothing that really strikes any fear into me. Only an idiot would be scared of the bark of this idiot. And though he hates to admit it, Tyler Guevara’s bark is worse than his bite. But let him say what he wants because when he finally finds himself in that War Games at Summer Bash, he is going to understand the underlying problems in facing a fighter like myself. The same can be said to both Matt and Wench, but they are both experienced enough to fear what I will bring to this match. The only real threat that I feel will be in that ring come at Summer Bash is James Jackson. Now this interview is over so get out Mr Freely before you find yourself unable to pee at all.

"Journey Through the Dark" By Blind Guardian comes back over the speakers as IP Freely hurries out of the ring while Goryokaku stares him down.

MARK BISHOP
Well the man who some know as Nathaniel Draven has shed some light on the subject of his return, answering a lot of questions.

KOKO B. WARE
I gotta wonder, what the hell is he thinking not being concerned about winning the match? Anybody who says they're not in this business to win is A) a liar, or B) someone who's not going to last very long.

TAMMY WINTERS
You're one to talk about trying to win.

KOKO B. WARE
Why I oughta...

MARK BISHOP
Hey! Hey! Don't get started!

KOKO B. WARE
She started it.

MARK BISHOP
Well I'm ending it. Up next, Brenda Price with an update on Summer Bash!

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[Hollywood]

The camera pans around Fat Daddy's as Mark Bishop welcomes us back from commercial.

MARK BISHOP
We're live from Fat Daddy's Sports and Spirits Cafe in Mansfield, Texas, right on the outskirts of Arlington and Fort Worth. Right now, let's take it over to the bar area, where Brenda Price is standing by with an update on Summer Bash.

Shot opens out by the bar as Brenda Price is standing by, mic in hand.

BRENDA PRICE
Thanks, Bishop! It's just two weeks away, live on PPV. The third annual Summer Bash coming to you from a sold out Moody Coliseum in Dallas, Texas on July 24 with a start time of 8PM EST/7PM CST. Headlining this big show is a 4 Way Elimination match for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship as Chris Angel puts the title on the line against Jack Clinton, Versus Vince, and Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis. Now last week on the Hardline Pool Party hosted by Myke Rhines during Saturday Night Onslaught, Danny Palis interrupted Chris Angel and Versus Vince, then proceeded to drive a wedge as he ducked and Angel accidentally hit Vince. Vince got in Angel's face, and all hell almost broke loose. Now add to it what Jack Clinton had to say earlier this week on SNW.com when he thought that Angel put Chris P up to turning on Jack Clinton, and you have a recipe for possibly the most explosive Texas Championship match in SNW history.

Not to be outdone is the annual War Games: The Match Beyond, where Goryokaku will be teaming up with the Destruction Crew to take on Matt Margera, Wench, Tyler Guevara, James Jackson, and a mystery partner. Just who is Matt going to recruit? Well, I talked with Matt about that earlier yesterday afternoon, and all he would say was that he was being forced to do something that even he will regret. He then went on to tell me that if he is made to submit or surrender in the War Games, he will leave SNW. Talk about a bombshell. And fans, remember, the only way to win War Games is by submit or surrender. It starts with two wrestlers, one from each team. Then, whoever wins the coin toss basically has a one-man advantage as every several minutes, a new team member enters the double ring, enclosed steel cage, and the Match Beyond does not begin until all ten wrestlers are in the cage.

The card just gets bigger from here, as we have an Ultimate X match for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles that features damn near every tag team in SNW. Death Sentence will defend the belts against Xtreme Team, SiMox, the Switch Stallions, the Enforcers of Pain, the Alley Ratz, and Y Kores. And keep in mind what Gordon Heath and Codi Shane have mandated for the six man tag match, where if a team member from either Xtreme Team or SiMox is pinned or made to submit, then that team will be kicked out of the match!

Chris P, new attitude and all, will have his chance to right what he perceives to be a wrong back when he was eliminated from the Von Erich Memorial Title tournament by "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, taking on Daniels for the Von Erich Memorial Title.

In a Dallas Street Fight, Robert Ravencroft does battle with Lucky Kage, and this will be a literal street fight, as both men will duke it out in the streets of Downtown Dallas! Could you imagine these two disrupting a movie screening at the Angelika, or winding up in the studios of Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket, or maybe even duking it out inside Condom Sense!

Originally, Thumbtack Kevin was to face Chris Santigo. However, plans have changed due to Santigo's injuries, and now it will be Thumbtack Kevin taking on Petrina Rotchester. Just what tricks will Kevin have up his sleeve when he's wrestling on a PPV stage, where no one can stop him?

Also at Summer Bash, we were expected to hear the results of the SNW Presidential Election. However, with everyone dropping out of the race, it appears that we will witness the swearing in of a new SNW President, Myke Rhines. Fans, call your local cable or satellite provider now and order Summer Bash, live July 24 at 8PM EST/7PM CST! And don't go anywhere because up next here on Guys Night Out from Fat Daddy's, Jack Clinton teams up with Xtreme Team to take on Chris P and SiMox!

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[Hollywood]

Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie are already in the ring as "I Can't Wait" by Nu Shooz is playing over the PA. Danny Palis, meanwhile, is adjusting his headset.

MARK BISHOP
We're back on Guys Night Out, and already in the ring, having already been introduced by Harry Sachs, are Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie, better known as SiMox.

KOKO B. WARE
Mark, how can you forget to introduce the viewers to our special guest commentator, the ever capable and future SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis?

DANNY PALIS
Thank you, Koko. You know, I do have to say that I can't make up my mind if I like this team of SiMox or not.

TAMMY WINTERS
And apparently the fans don't know if they should like them or not either, as some fans boo them, and others cheer them.

KOKO B. WARE
I know. I mean, they do have great talent, but then they do something stupid, kinda like the Texas Rangers.

DANNY PALIS
You know, for all of those members that were part of the "Blayst Layst" campaign years ago, the late Johnny Oates wouldn't have been in such a hurry to start Cliff Lee.

MARK BISHOP
What the hell does baseball have to do with this?

DANNY PALIS
You watch your mouth about the great game, or I'll smash this glass of Crown and Coke over your chrome dome!

SiMox's music dies down as they're looking over at some drunk fan who's trying to talk trash to them while they taunt him. Chris P, clad in a black robe, comes walking down to the ring to no music and a huge chorus of boos. He ignores the boos and catcalls of the fans. Before he can make it to the ring, Jack Clinton and Xtreme Team all jump him from behind, with Clinton tearing his robe off of him. SiMox jump out of the ring, and we have a free for all out of the ring.

Chris P and SiMox vs Jack Clinton and Xtreme Team

The fans were going crazy as all six men brawled all over inside Fat Daddy's. Chris P and Jack Clinton were paired off, trading lefts and rights, and grabbing anything they could to use as weapons, with one fan lending Clinton his bottle of beer that Clinton bashed over Chris P's head, busting Chris wide open. Xtreme Team and SiMox would pair off with each other, with Dave Mason throwing Johnny Moxie into the numerous bottles of alcohol against the wall inside the bar that elicited a chant of "HOLY SHIT!" from the crowd. Meanwhile, in the ring, Syco Boy knocked Simon Sensation silly with a Syco Clash into a pin for the one-two-three to a huge pop from the fans.

Winners: Jack Clinton and Xtreme Team

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the match, Jack Clinton and Xtreme Team!

MARK BISHOP
And SiMox has been eliminated from Ultimate X!

KOKO B. WARE
I told you these two do something stupid for all their talent!

MARK BISHOP
Uh oh. Jack Clinton and Chris P are getting a little close for comfort... DANNY!

Danny Palis takes his glass of Crown and Coke and smashes it over Jack Clinton's head, busting him wide open as he falls to the ground. Palis throws off his headset as he stomps a mudhole into Clinton. Xtreme Team swoop in to beat up on Palis, only for the Enforcers of Pain to come running out and start brawling with Xtreme Team. Palis is shaking things off when Clinton gets back up and fires away at him with hard right hands. The Switch Stallions come out and start brawling with Xtreme Team and the Enforcers of Pain, followed out by Y Kores and Alley Ratz. Kid Thunder comes running out and brawls with Chris P. Versus Vince comes running out and joins in on the brawl with Danny Palis and Jack Clinton. Chris Angel comes out and joins in on the fun, and all four men in the 4 Way Elimination bout are going at it, with Vince and Angel continuing their brawl from last week, while Clinton and Palis take their fight into the kitchen! Thumbtack Kevin has run out and finds Petrina Rotchester, and they proceed to tear into each other. The cameras go out into the parking lot, where Robert Ravencroft and Lucky Kage are duking it out, with Kage slamming Robert headfirst into the hood of a red Ford Mustang.

MARK BISHOP
Good lord, we've got a full scale riot here inside Fat Daddy's!

KOKO B. WARE
Screw this! I'm getting out of here!

TAMMY WINTERS
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm with you, Koko!

MARK BISHOP
Oh the humanity! We'll see you all on July 24 for Summer Bash! Good night, everyone!

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