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Post by Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 18:47:09 GMT -6
In a pre-show dark match, the Switch Stallions def. the Sixth Street Assassins via pinfall after they nailed Constanine Ramos with the Switch Stallion.
We see a video montage of night life in Dallas/Fort Worth set to the tune of "El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama: Wine, Women and Song Mix" by white zombie "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace begins playing, signaling the entrance of the lovely Valerie Snyder. She walks down to the commentator's table as the electricity of the fans is certain.
MARK BISHOP
Live from the Reconsider Lounge in Deep Ellum, Downtown Dallas, Texas, it's Guys Night Out! I'm Mark Bishop, along with Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters, and we're about to be joined by Versus Vince's girlfriend, Valerie Snyder!
HARRY SACHS
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, your guest commentator for the match up... representing the Versus Violation... Valerie Snyder!
MARK BISHOP
Here she comes to join us, Koko.
KOKO B. WARE
I'm sure you're glad to finally be around a woman who doesn't smell like whore.
TAMMY WINTERS
Was that a shot at me?
KOKO B. WARE
What other woman has Mark met?
TAMMY WINTERS
I don't see you being a man of the ladies, Koko. I'm just glad there's someone with an actual personality coming to join us.
KOKO B. WARE
Is she aware that Mark is a registered sex offender? I mean, she's underage.
MARK BISHOP
Shut up!Valerie joins the other three commentators for the evening. She sits next to Tammy and puts on a headset.MARK BISHOP
I'd like to be the first to welcome you here, Miss Snyder.
KOKO B. WARE
Mark, she's taken.
TAMMY WINTERS
Oh, don't listen to them. Glad to see you joining us here tonight.
VALERIE SNYDER
It's great to be here. I'm very ready to see what my brother can do in the ring, as well as Matt Ward."Rap Game" by D-12 begins playing, and the fans let out a big boast of cheers. Matt Ward walks out from the back, raising his arm, and smiling.HARRY SACHS
Introducing the first competitor, from Chicago, Illinois, and weighing in at 249 lbs, Matt Ward!
MARK BISHOP
This young man wants to strike one down the win column here tonight, but he faces another newcomer wanting to get another win, Blake Snyder.
KOKO B. WARE
Valerie, you called this guy charismatic, and I just can't see that in him.
VALERIE SNYDER
I see the future in him. He's a potential future star. He just needs the right guidance.
KOKO B. WARE
Maybe I could take him under my wing.
TAMMY WINTERS
Yeah, show him how to feed a bird, and poorly call a match.
KOKO B. WARE
Better than you teaching him how to work the corner.
Matt Ward walks down to the ring, living off the emotions of the crowd, then walks up the stairs to get in the ring. Just as he does, "Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine begins playing. Blake "Tiger" Snyder makes his appearance, putting an arm up in front of him as he plays to the crowd.HARRY SACHS
And his opponent, from Coon Rapids, Minnesota, and weighing 224 lbs, Blake "Tiger" Snyder!
TAMMY WINTERS
All I can say about this guy is yummy. He's a Tiger indeed.
VALERIE SNYDER
Whoa, that's my brother!
TAMMY WINTERS
Would you rather me hit on your boyfriend?
KOKO B. WARE
Leave it to Tammy to start a chickfight.
MARK BISHOP
Ladies, ladies, calm down.
Blake reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope to meet his opponent. He keeps his eyes on Matt Ward, then proceeds to play to the crowd in the center of the ring. The two circle each other before the referee calls for the bell.
Matt Ward vs Blake "Tiger" SnyderMatt Ward started off with an attempt for a kick on Blake Snyder. Blake grabbed his foot in mid-kick, and used it to keep Ward contained, hitting a Tiger Feint Kick. Ward fell, but quickly backed up into the corner for a recovery. He wiped the sweat already developing on his forehead off. Blake ran toward him for a boot into the corner, but Ward dodged the attempt, and Snyder slid into the corner. Matt kept him trapped there, hitting mounted punches on the back of his head. The referee pulled him off, allowing Blake to recover. Matt Ward was in control for the time following, but a Sitout Powerbomb attempt was reversed, resulting in Blake jumping off Ward's shoulders. Matt turned around, and the Tiger hit him with a crescent kick to the jaw. Blake stomped on his opponent a couple times, allowing him to get onto the apron. The fans cheered for the Tiger, as he hit a Springboard Leg Drop onto Matt Ward. The match continued to be under the control of Blake, as he was hitting Springboard moves left and right. However, when Matt Ward was standing, Blake attempted a Springboard huracanrana, but Ward held him up and slammed him to the mat with a High Angle Powerbomb. Snyder and Ward fought back and forth for quite awhile following, until Matt Ward had the Tiger up for the Effect. The move was hit successfully, but it was hit right next to the ropes as well. Afterward, Blake rolled to the outside in pain. Ward was hot-dogging it, saying something to Valerie about charisma. This allowed Blake to recover, and slide back into the ring. He headed to the second rope, awaiting his opponent. Matt Ward turned around, and saw the Tiger jump down at him for the Call of the Wild. This move was hit perfectly, and Blake covered for the three count and win.Winner: Blake "Tiger" SnyderHARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Blake "Tiger" Snyder!
MARK BISHOP
And with that, the Tiger gets the win.
KOKO B. WARE
What a shame.
MARK BISHOP
That could've gone either way.
KOKO B. WARE
And neither would've pleased me.
TAMMY WINTERS
While you guys are arguing, it looks like Valerie is getting up to get inside the ring.
The shot switches back to the ring. Valerie Snyder slides into the ring, microphone in hand. Blake Snyder request one of his own, and gets it. Valerie raises Blake's hand.
BLAKE SNYDER
Listen, listen, sis, as much as I love you, I know I can't join your team.VALERIE SNYDER
But what you just showed was exactly what we're looking for in the Versus Violation.BLAKE SNYDER
Everyone's looking for a winner these days. I like to keep my options open.VALERIE SNYDER
So you refuse to join your own sister?BLAKE SNYDER
I didn't say that. I don't want to join you and your boyfriend. In case you've forgotten, you chose him over me.VALERIE SNYDER
He's always been there for me.BLAKE SNYDER
Always? I've known you since you were born. There's only two other people who have known you since you were born and neither of them will be anywhere near you for the rest of your life.VALERIE SNYDER
So? Neither will you.BLAKE SNYDER
Like I said, I don't like Vince and whatever he's up to. I'm sorry. [/b][/color] Suddenly, "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace begins playing inside the Reconsider Lounge. Appearing are Versus Vince, "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly, and "The Switchblade" Seth Davids. They quickly make their way down the aisle and slide into the ring. Each of them have microphones.
VERSUS VINCE
Blake, listen.BLAKE SNYDER
No.VERSUS VINCE
Just listen to me for one second, alright?BLAKE SNYDER
Hurry up.VERSUS VINCE
You and I have our differences in the past, and whatever effect that had on you, I don't know. What I do know, is that not only is your own flesh and blood, your little sister, asking for your help, but I'm putting the past behind me. And if you want, I will get down on my knees and beg.
SETH DAVIDS
Whoa, Vince! We may need Blake, but you need your pride.
KIJAR DONNELLY
We aint clownin' here, Tigah, you gotta choose.BLAKE SNYDER
Ya know, I watch SNW, believe it or not. I remember when the Sports Nutz asked the great Versus Vince to join them. And you know what he said to them? The same thing I'm saying to you. HELL NO!
VERSUS VINCE
You better not disrespect my girlfriend.BLAKE SNYDER
She may be your girlfriend, but she's my sister. I gotta look out for her.VERSUS VINCE
If you gotta look out for her so much, where have you been for the past few years?BLAKE SNYDER
Hey!VERSUS VINCE
No, shut up! Where have you been to look out for her? Where have you been when she's been in trouble? When she's gotta cry herself to sleep.BLAKE SNYDER
She's just crying herself to sleep because of your sorry ass.VERSUS VINCE
I told you not to disrespect her.BLAKE SNYDER
Do something.
[/b][/color] Both men drop their microphones at the same time, and are about to trade blows, but Kijar holds Vince back, and Seth holds Blake back.KIJAR DONNELLY
He ain't worth it, ova hea, man, calm down.SETH DAVIDS
You don't have to join us. You could at least act like a gentlemen in front of the lady.[/b][/color]
Blake pushes Seth back, and rolls out of the ring. "Guerrilla Radio" begins playing as the Tiger starts to leave.MARK BISHOP
Well it looks like there's some trouble in paradise.
KOKO B. WARE
Well I might just curve it around on Blake Snyder as he realizes that he has to look out for number one.
TAMMY WINTERS
I wonder if he's single.
MARK BISHOP
He almost got into a fistfight with his sister's boyfriend, and all you're concerned about is if he's single?!
KOKO B. WARE
Have you no shame?
TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, I can't help it if he's a good looking guy!
MARK BISHOP
Well up next, Luna Vachon will be interviewing our new Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft. For those of you that missed it, here are the closing moments from the Graveyard Match last week between Robert Ravencroft and Kijar Donnelly where Robert won the title.COURTESY SATURDAY NIGHT ONSLAUGHT
8/7/10We hear a portion of "El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama" by White Zombie as we cut to a graphic with a picture of Robert Ravencroft holding his newly won Bad Blood Title.KOKO B. WARE
Undefeated and already Bad Blood Champion! He'll be out here next, and I understand he's bringing his sister, Lenore, and her boyfriend, Austin Virgo!
MARK BISHOP
That's next, folks!
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 18:47:46 GMT -6
The camera pans around inside the Reconsider Lounge as Mark Bishop welcomes us back from the commercial break.
MARK BISHOP
We're back with more Guys Night Out from the Reconsider Lounge in Deep Ellum, Downtown Dallas, Texas. Right now, let's take it to Luna Vachon, who is in the ring with the new SNW Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft and his sister, Lenore Ravencroft.
KOKO B. WARE
And from what I can tell, Lenore's boyfriend, Austin Virgo, is in the ring as well.
TAMMY WINTERS
How fitting that Luna Vachon conducts this interview.
The camera shot goes over to the ring, where we see Luna Vachon standing by, mic in hand, with Robert Ravencroft, his sister Lenore Ravencroft, and her boyfriend, Austin Virgo. Robert is holding his newly won Bad Blood Championship belt over his shoulder.
LUNA VACHON
With me right now is the new SNW Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft, joined alongside by his sister, Lenore, and her boyfriend, Austin Virgo. Robert, the question on a lot of people's minds, and on my mind, is when will we see Austin Virgo step inside the squared circle for a match?
ROBERT RAVENCROFT
Well, that's a good question, though I am afraid he's still a bit rusty which is why lately I've had him on an extreme training regimen: constant exercise to get him back into fighting shape and then some. But if you want an estimated guess on when he'll make his in-ring debut, I'd say early September. Maybe late this month if he buffs up. Just remember, once he does step into the ring, I promise you won't be disappointed once I am done with him. He's going to be my apprentice and I shall be his teacher. Everything I know, he'll learn including the way I deal with my enemies.
AUSTIN VIRGO
I just want to say thanks to Robert for helping me get back into the ring and for allowing me to reunite with my love, Lenore. All my life I've been used by other people to get what they want, but not anymore. Robert understands what I've gone through and knows the pain of being labeled an outcast. While I still don't trust him 100% yet, I won't let him down and will train and work out until I can be called Robert Ravencroft's right hand man. Watch out SNW, 'cause Virgo's time has come!
LUNA VACHON
Word has it that Kijar Donnelly may want a rematch for the Bad Blood Championship. If he is given a rematch, do you have a preference as to what kind of match you're put into?
ROBERT RAVENCROFT
The darkest, deadliest match SNW can set up because if he truly wants this back, then he's going to have to go through hell to get it. I didn't win the Bad Blood Championship just to lose it back to that idiotic Italian. And quite frankly, I am just about sick of the Versus Violation. All they have done is pester me, pester me, and pester me. Sooner or later, they're gonna realize that when you grab the bull by the horns, you're just asking to get gored.
LUNA VACHON
Thus far, you are undefeated in SNW, and one win in particular came after your very own sister showed her wares to your opponent, distracting him long enough to allow you to win the match. How could you, in your right mind, force your own sister to shed what little dignity she has left?
ROBERT RAVENCROFT
How could I?! If it wasn't for me, she'd be out on the streets! Besides, it's just how I do business. I don't shake hands and kiss babies like some of these boy scouts around here. Instead, I take advantage of a situation and pounce on my opponent, taking them by surprise and gaining myself a nice win the win column. What's so wrong about that? What's so wrong about using any means to win? It's called strategy. Look it up.
LUNA VACHON
Well how about I ask your sister about what she's had to do in order to help you in your career here in SNW. Le
nore, would you care to speak up for yourself?
LENORE RAVENCROFT
I admit, my brother's pretty much a psycho, and I do realize everything I've done for him has done nothing but made me look just as bad as he is. But I had no choice after Austin got injured and was unable to wrestle. Robert invited me here to be his manager, and ever since then, I've seen just what a cruel, heartless person he can be. I hated reducing myself to a puppet, following his every order, but when love is at stake, how can you say no?
KOKO B. WARE
How about that? A woman that knows her place!
MARK BISHOP
Oh come on, Koko!
LUNA VACHON
One final question for you, Robert. In the grand scheme of things here in SNW, what are your long term goals?
ROBERT RAVENCROFT
To be a multiple champion, holding various titles in order to strike fear into the hearts of every man and woman in SNW. And most importantly, I would like a stable to call my own 'cause you got all these crazies thinking they know how to run one. There's the Versus Violation and the Perfect World, for example. While I despise the Violation, I have to admit that I admire Matt Margera and his group. Though that doesn't change the fact that if I had a stable to call my own, I'd run it better than Versus Vince or Margera and would make sure it only contained the best of the best; the cream of the crop; the most elite. So all in all, those are my long term goals. [/color] "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays over the PA as Robert Ravencroft leads his sister, Lenore, and her boyfriend, Austin Virgo out of the ring.MARK BISHOP
Well Robert just said he wants to lead his own stable, which is interesting considering the footage that's up on SNW.com where Robert went to visit Matt Margera in the Perfect World locker room inside the Gordietorium yesterday afternoon about working together.
TAMMY WINTERS
Gotta wonder if all those egos could keep themselves in check.
KOKO B. WARE
There's a better chance of their egos not exploding than there is of your herpes not breaking out.
TAMMY WINTERS
You better be glad Mark is sitting in between us, pal!
MARK BISHOP
Good God, go to commercial!
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 18:48:35 GMT -6
The camera pans around the Reconsider Lounge as Mark Bishop welcomes us back from commercial. "Coast"(Four Horsemen WCW theme) is playing over the PA system as Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain make their way to the ring, jaw-jacking with several fans on the way. Anton Chigurh, Jr. threatens the fans, preventing them from getting carried away.
MARK BISHOP
We're back with more Guys Night Out, live from the Reconsider Lounge in Deep Ellum, Downtown Dallas, Texas as we're set for six man tag team action.
KOKO B. WARE
Bishop, these three men are going to prove the age old adage that wrestling wins out every time.
TAMMY WINTERS
Is that why Thumbtack Kevin beat S.T. Strickler last week?
KOKO B. WARE
The only reason he beat Strickler last week was because Strickler wasn't prepared for Kevin to use those weapons!
TAMMY WINTERS
Oh please! He already knew Thumbtack Kevin was a deathmatch superstar!
HARRY SACHS
The following six man tag team match is set for one fall! Introducing first, "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler and Benson, the Enforcers of Pain! They're joined by their partner, accompanied to the ring by Anton Chigurh, Jr... Chris P.!
MARK BISHOP
Right now, let's take it down to Bob Sturm who's down at ringside to talk to Chris P. about this new man who's out at ringside with him.
Shot switches over to in front of the ring apron, where Bob Sturm is standing by with Chris P. and Anton Chigurh, Jr.
BOB STURM
Uhh, yes, uhh, I'm, uhh, here with Chris P. and his new friend who, if I, uhh, heard Harry Sachs correctly, goes by the name of Anton Chigurh, Jr. Chris, what is Anton's job, exactly?
CHRIS P.
Well, Bob, I'll give you a pass on not knowing too much about the guy even though I've stated his purpose before because I know you're a busy man broadcasting on America's favorite radio station, 1310 the Ticket as part of BaD Radio. But anyway, Anton's job is to be my bodyguard.
ANTON CHIGURH, JR.
That's right, Sturminator. My job is basically to make sure that these unruly and bloodthirsty fans keep their filthy hands off of SNW's greatest wrestler without a championship today, Chris P. If anybody gets out of line, I will whatever it takes to put them in their place.
BOB STURM
Alright, thanks guys. Mark, Koko and Tammy, back to you.
MARK BISHOP
Alright, thank you, Sturminator.
"The Nightmare Continues" by Discharge booms over the PA, and the fans go wild as Thumbtack Kevin and Xtreme Team make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on the way.
HARRY SACHS
Their opponents... first, the team of Syco Boy and Dave Mason, Xtreme Team! And their partner, Thumbtack Kevin!
MARK BISHOP
Last week, Thumbtack picked up a huge win over "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler.
KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, after he broke him through a pane of glass!
TAMMY WINTERS
Koko, have you forgotten? Anything goes in Sports Nutz Wrestling!
KOKO B. WARE
Well, Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz only implemented that policy with the idea being that wrestlers would resort to violence if they were forced to. They never imagined anyone like these yardtards hanging around.
Kevin and Xtreme Team slide into the ring, ready to face off against Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain.
Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain vs Thumbtack Kevin and Xtreme Team
Syco Boy started off against Chris P. Chris was in control first, reversing a huracanrana into a Powerslam. Chris isolated Syco in his corner, working well with the Enforcers of Pain as they worked Syco over for the next several minutes. But the tide turned when after Strickler was tagged in yet again, he attempted a Tornado DDT. Syco was able to counter with a Northern Lights Suplex, followed by several elbow drops. Syco then took Strickler to the top turnbuckle and hitting a Superplex. Both wrestlers laid almost motionless on the mat. Syco was able to tag in Dave Mason just as Strickler got to his feet. Mason hooked up Strickler, and hit three consecutive vertical suplexes. Now control was at the side of the Xtreme Team and Thumbtack Kevin. Kevin was tagged in and he was dominating S.T. Strickler. However, a miscalculated huracanrana led to Strickler dropping Kevin on his knee when Kevin flipped over after the failed huracanrana attempt. Strickler tagged in Benson, who hadn't been in since the last time he worked with Chris and Strickler to work over Syco. Benson hit Kevin with a destructive powerbomb, allowing him to control Kevin single-handedly for awhile. This was until Kevin reversed an Irish whip and sent Benson into the corner of Kevin and the Xtreme Team. Kevin tagged in Syco Boy. Syco quickly hooked Benson up, and took all his strength to try to get Benson in position for the Syco Clash. Benson, however, had different plans as he lifted himself up, sending Syco up and over with an overhead back body drop. He went over and tagged in his partner, Chris P. Chris took down Syco Boy with a vicious right hand. The referee was checking on Syco while Dave Mason got inside and made his way toward Chris. Strickler snuck inside as well, running to take himself and Mason over the top rope with a clothesline. Since the referee was still distracted, Anton Chigurh, Jr. walked toward Thumbtack Kevin and grabbed him by the feet, yanking him off the apron and falling facefirst onto the apron, sending him to the floor. This allowed Chris to focus his attention on Syco Boy and lock him in the Crossface Chickenwing, complete by wrapping his legs around Syco in a bodyscissors, taking Syco down. Struggling was of no use, and Syco Boy had to submit as he tapped out.
Winners: Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain
HARRY SACHS
Your winners, Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain!
TAMMY WINTERS
What a nice match. I'm sure Chris is happy he brought Anton with him tonight.
KOKO B. WARE
That guy is a great bodyguard
MARK BISHOP
The blatant cheating got the job done.
KOKO B. WARE
If the ref don't see it, it don't count. Besides, he's a bodyguard. His job is to guard Chris P's body from harm.
MARK BISHOP
In any event, Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain steal a win from Thumbtack Kevin and Xtreme Team. Right now, let's send it over to I.P. Freely, who is over in the VIP area with some of the lovely Ticketchicks from Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket!
Shot switches over to the VIP area, where we see I.P. Freely sitting down on a black leather sofa with some random Ticketchicks who are looking ever so sexy in their jeans and neon sky blue SNW women's tank tops.
I.P. FREELY
Thanks, guys and gal. I'm here with a few of my favorite Ticketchicks... can't remember their names, but that's not important.
The Ticketchicks don't look very amused but shrug their shoulders as Freely goes on.
I.P. FREELY
What is important is that in two weeks, SNW will be airing The Main Event, right here on the CW Network at 11:30PM EST/10:30PM CST. As we all know, Jack Clinton will be defending his SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship against "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson, and later on tonight, those two have to team up to take on Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara. However, that won't be the only the card. Just signed for this card will be Y Kores defending their Texas Tag Team Titles against the Alley Ratz. The only question is which two members of Y Kores will defend the belts?
Also, earlier today, I met with President Myke Rhines earlier today, and he has stated that he has worked out all the kinks, and the Gambler will be allowed to wrestle for this one night only, taking on Matt Margera in a Horsehead On A Pole Match. Gambler took issue with Matt Margera blasting him in the head with his horsehead cane at Summer Bash, and now he has the chance to rectify that incident. Once someone climbs the poll and grabs the horsehead cane, it can be used by either competitor throughout the match, which can only be won by count out or submission.
And it appears that Kijar Donnelly is going to cash in his rematch clause as he takes on Robert Ravencroft for the Bad Blood Championship in a Lucky 21 Match, where the first wrestler to staple dollar bills that amount to $21 or more with the help of a staple gun wins the match. Be sure to put the women and children to bed for that match. That's The Main Event, airing Saturday night, August 28 on the CW Network at 11:30PM EST/10:30PM CST. And for you fans who have bought your tickets to this sold out event at Trinity High School in Euless, Texas, remember that the show will be taped on Friday night, August 27, with the doors opening at 6:30 and bell time at 7:30. Now for those of you living in the other outlying outposts of the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, here's a listing of SNW events around town.
"Memoir" by Audio Adrenaline is playing in the background as we see the lineup of upcoming SNW events scrolling up the screen.
August 17, 2010
SNW Live!
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
LD Bell High School
Hurst, TX
August 21, 2010
Saturday Night Onslaught
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:40 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX
August 27, 2010
The Main Event television taping
SOLD OUT!
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
Trinity High School
Euless, TX
September 4, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40 PM
Sneaky Pete's
Lewisville, TX
September 10, 2010
Saturday Night Onslaught television taping
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:40 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX
September 17, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40 PM
Ol' South Pancake House
Fort Worth, TX
October 2, 2010
Natural Selection
SOLD OUT!
Doors Open- 5:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:00 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 18:49:43 GMT -6
Back from commercial, we open to a shot of people strolling the streets of Deep Ellum. The camera shot then switches back to inside the Reconsider Lounge, where we see I.P. Freely inside the ring. We see the podium for the contest is in the middle of the ring.
I.P. FREELY
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the arm wrestling contest between "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and "The Assassin" Rory Kotch. Let's first bring out, along with Adriana Samu, Petrina Rotchester and Xander Nova, one of, if not THE strongest female in all of SNW, Rory Kotch!
The fans cheer as Adriana Samu, Petrina Rotchester and Xander Nova lead Rory Kotch down to the ring. Samu is holding her Texas Tag Team Title belt over her shoulder; Petrina is holding her replica belt over her shoulder, and Rory has her belt draped over her shoulder as well.
MARK BISHOP
Well we have the battle of the sexes right here on Guys Night Out.
KOKO B. WARE
There is no way that commie will beat a great Canadian like Alex Daniels!
TAMMY WINTERS
Oh let me guess, because she's a woman.
KOKO B. WARE
No, because I think we can all tell Rory is no woman.
MARK BISHOP
Oh come on!
KOKO B. WARE
I'm saying there's no way Rory can beat Alex because Alex Daniels is just too damn good!
Xander Nova and Y Kores enter the ring, handing their belts to the ring attendants.
I.P. FREELY
Alright, now let's welcome, along with Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz... he is the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!
the Alley Ratz flanking "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels as "Superhero" by Jane's Addiction blasts over the PA. Kid Thunder is proudly wearing his Von Erich Memorial Championship belt around his waist, but he seems a bit annoyed by the Alley Ratz tagging along. [/i] MARK BISHOP
What's interesting here is the sudden alliance of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and the Alley Ratz.
KOKO B. WARE
It's an alliance born out of necessity, as believe me, Kid Thunder cannot stand the Ratz. I don't know why, seeing as that they have taken quite well to turning their wrestling careers for the better by adapting his way of thinking.Kid Thunder and the Alley Ratz enter the ring as everyone takes their appropriate places.Arm Wrestling Contest
"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels vs "The Assassin" Rory Kotch[/i][/u] Alex Daniels begins by stretching, and flexing his arm. The Alley Ratz attempt to start up a chant of 'Kid Thunder', but the crowd start a chant of 'Sucks' afterward. Rory Kotch insists that Daniels hurries up, but he notes to take his time. Just as both competitors set their arms on the pedastal, Daniels takes a cheap shot right at Kotch. This causes a brawl, prompting I.P. Freely to get out of the ring as fast as he can. Alex Daniels and Rory Kotch begin trading blows. Twitch and Eddy both clothesline Petrina Rotchester and Adriana Samu respectively over the ropes. Xander Nova runs out of the ring and over to check on Samu and Rotchester as the Alley Ratz high five each other. They hop over the top for a double diving splash, taking down Y Kores as Xander gets out of the way. Meanwhile, Alex Daniels has Rory Kotch up for the Thunderbolt, but Kotch slips out of it and stalks him, waiting to hit the Iron Curtain. She goes for it, but Daniels scouts it and moves out of the way. She crashes to the mat and when she turns around, he hits a running avalanche against the ropes, causing them both to the tumble to the outside. Officials run down to the ring, and begin splitting everyone apart from one another.KOKO B. WARE
How clever by Kid Thunder.
MARK BISHOP
Yeah, all because he didn't want to lose to a girl.
TAMMY WINTERS
Much like Koko and his virginity.
KOKO B. WARE
I beg your pardon!
MARK BISHOP
While security attempts to restore order, let's send it to Brenda Price, who has information regarding Natural Selection![/color] The shot statics out, then statics back in. We see Brenda Price standing in front of a black banner with the Natural Selection logo on it. It's apparent that this is a pre-recorded segment as the room she's in is most likely located inside the Gordietorium.BRENDA PRICE
Welcome to your Natural Selection report. Natural Selection comes to you live on PPV from the sold out Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas, Saturday night, October 2, at 8PM EST/7PM CST. Call your local cable or satellite provider today. Now this is the first PPV to emanate from the Gordietorium, and unlike our Saturday Night Onslaught shows where the fans line up the night of the show and get their tickets to be let in, SNW sold tickets for Natural Selection in advance and you wouldn't believe how quickly this event sold out! So don't be shut out! Order it on PPV today!
Now, there is plenty of time between now and Natural Selection, so we won't know until after The Main Event on August 28 who the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion is. But I do understand that a #1 contender has been declared, and receiving a shot at the Texas Heavyweight Title on October 2 against whomever the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion may be will be the leader of the Versus Violation, Versus Vince.
Of course, what would Natural Selection be without the tag team elimination matches? After all, Natural Selection is all about survival of the fittest. Keep in mind that you can be eliminated either by pinfall, submission or knock out. Once you're eliminated, you go to the back and the rest of the team must continue the match. The match does not end until all team members from one of the teams are eliminated. So we could see 4-on-2, 3-on-3, 3-on-2, or even the dreaded 4-on-1! With that in mind, here is the first of several team elimination matches to be announced.
The Perfect World, with their team captain Matt Margera, who's joined by Soul Reaper, Wench and "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara. They take on the Destruction Crew with captain Super Vader. He's joined by Killer Kong, the Mauler, and Mike "Beastman" Hanson.
Again, Natural Selection is sold out, and the only way to see it is on PPV, Saturday night, October 2 at 8PM EST/7PM CST from the Gordietorium in Fort Worth, Texas. More matches will be announced in the coming weeks, so stay tuned. Now don't go anywhere, as more wild ass action comes your way from the Reconsider Lounge right here on Guys Night Out.
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 18:50:26 GMT -6
Back from commercial, and we see Matt Ward tearing up Pat Neely, beating the ever living crap out of him.
MARK BISHOP
We're back here on Guys Night Out from the Reconsider Lounge, and during the break, Pat Neely was making his way down to the ring when he got jumped by Matt Ward!
KOKO B. WARE
What a sore loser Matt Ward is! He can't accept the fact that he lost fair and square to Blake Snyder, so now he's gotta jump someone from behind!
TAMMY WINTERS
Uh oh, look out!
MARK BISHOP
And Matt Ward just slammed Pat Neely through the table at the VIP booth that many SNW wrestlers congregate at during their down time with the Rukus!
KOKO B. WARE
He's storming his way to the ring now.
TAMMY WINTERS
And he's yelling at Harry Sachs to give him the mic.
Harry Sachs obliges Matt Ward, handing him the microphone. Ward walks up the steps, onto the apron, then steps through the ropes and enters the ring.
MATT WARD
You know, some people wait till about five or six losses in to realize that they need to turn things around. But I'm not waiting! Two losses is two losses too many for me! Not to mention that my first loss against Zachary Smith last week before Onslaught went on the air was a damn fluke! You see, after I lost again earlier tonight against Blake Snyder, I realized than and there that you have to do whatever the hell it takes around here in SNW, and that's what I did when I took out Pat Neely just now. Blake, I'll get to you later. Right now, I want to call Zachary Smith out here right now! Let's have a little rematch! And this time, the people watching at home will get to see what should've happened last week!
The crowd cheers their lungs out at the challenge that Matt Ward has just laid down. "Chemical Infatuation" by Like A Storm hits, and Zachary Smith makes his way down to the ring, and looks rather serious this time around. He slides into the ring, only for Matt Ward to start stomping away at him. Referee Danny Travers runs down to the ring and calls for the bell.
MARK BISHOP
Well we have a referee, so now we have an impromptu match pitting Zachary Smith against Matt Ward!
Zachary Smith vs Matt Ward
Zachary Smith tried to fight back, but Matt Ward just dominated him from one side of the ring to the other. The crowd popped really loud when Ward hoisted Smith onto his shoulders and spun him around in an Airplane Spin. After spinning around for a bit, Ward slammed Smith down with a Samoan Drop. Ward went for the cover, and the ref counted to two, only for Ward to pick Smith up by the head, shaking his head and saying he wasn't through. Ward continued to lay into Smith with punishing blows and power moves until it was time to finish the match. Ward hoisted Smith onto his shoulders, then drove him down facefirst onto his knees, knocking him out with the Effect. Ward went for the cover and got the three count.
Winner: Matt Ward
HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, Matt Ward!
KOKO B. WARE
What a cheap way to get his first win!
TAMMY WINTERS
You're just mad because you could never get a win!
MARK BISHOP
Yeah, you couldn't even beat "Iron" Mike Sharpe back in your day!
KOKO B. WARE
Both of you shut up!
MARK BISHOP
We'll be right back!
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 18:50:59 GMT -6
MARK BISHOP
We're back with Guys Night Out from the Reconsider Lounge here in Deep Ellum, Downtown Dallas, Texas, and as if there wasn't enough chaos when Matt Ward assaulted Pat Neely, during the break, Danny Palis attacked Zachary Smith as he was being helped to the back!
DURING THE BREAK
Zachary Smith is being helped to the back when out of nowhere, Danny Palis comes running out and smashes a beer bottle over Zach's head as the officials helping Zach to the back get out of the way. Danny gets down to mount on top of Zach and carves his forehead open with the broken end of the beer bottle as security rushes out and yanks Palis off of Zach.
KOKO B. WARE
Oh man, I almost died laughing when that happened earlier during the commercial break!
TAMMY WINTERS
If only you really did die laughing.
KOKO B. WARE
As many men as you sleep with, I'm surprised your disease ridden ass is still here!
MARK BISHOP
Stop it, you two!
"Awake and Alive" by Skillet blasts over the PA, and the fans boo their lungs out as Matt Margera, his horsehead cane in hand, leads Wench down to the ring. They stop to share a rather passionate kiss, then go back to making their trek to the ring.
HARRY SACHS
The following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Matt Margera... from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing in at 110 lbs... Wench!
MARK BISHOP
The war between the Perfect World and Destruction Crew rages on as Wench takes on Mike "Beastman" Hanson here tonight.
KOKO B. WARE
And don't forget that Matt Margera will be taking on the Gambler on The Main Event, August 28, in a Horsehead On A Pole Match!
TAMMY WINTERS
And hopefully the score will finally be settled at Natural Selection when the Perfect World takes on the Destruction Crew!
KOKO B. WARE
And this time, the Perfect World will be at full strength and without anybody sabotaging their team.
Wench slides into the ring as Matt Margera takes his place at his corner. The main chorus of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by George Thorogood booms over the PA system, and the fans come alive as the Gambler leads Mike "Beastman" Hanson to the ring. Gambler isn't coming empty-handed as he's carrying a Singapore cane in his hands.
HARRY SACHS
Her opponent, accompanied to the ring by the Gambler... from Laredo, Texas and weighing 285 lbs... Mike "Beastman" Hanson!
MARK BISHOP
And the Gambler's not coming empty-handed!
KOKO B. WARE
That's not fair!
MARK BISHOP
It's about as fair as Matt Margera bringing his cane out here.
KOKO B. WARE
That's different. Matt uses it as inspiration.
TAMMY WINTERS
Yeah, he was inspired to smash it over the Gambler's head at Summer Bash.
KOKO B. WARE
It was self-defense!
MARK BISHOP
How is it self-defense if the Gambler hasn't done anything to Matt at that point?!
KOKO B. WARE
Matt Margera was just protecting himself before the Gambler could do anything.
TAMMY WINTERS
Oh brother.
Right as Hanson makes it to ringside, Wench staggers him by nailing him in the face with a baseball slide as referee Mike Croft calls for the bell to start the match.
Wench vs Mike Hanson
After the baseball slide, Wench pulled on the ropes and launched herself over the top rope, attempting to land a plancha on Hanson. Only problem was that Hanson was far too big to take down with a plancha from the much smaller Wench as Hanson caught Wench, then threw her back into the air and crash landing onto the floor with a Fallaway Slam. Hanson began to lay the boots to Wench until Matt Margera charged in and smashed his horsehead cane over the back of Hanson's head. Margera was too busy taunting Hanson to see the Gambler charging in from behind as he blasted Margera over the back of the head, knocking him down to the floor with his Singapore cane as the crowd let out a huge pop. Margera quickly got up and tried begging off the Gambler, but it was no use as the Gambler gave chase after Margera with the Singapore cane. With Margera and Gambler gone, it was just Wench vs. Hanson, one-on-one. Wench stomped away at Hanson before picking him up and rolling him back into the ring. Wench continued to use her technical ability, speed and quickness to get the better part of Hanson for the first several minutes, but the tide turned when Wench went for the Whisper in the Wind, only for Hanson to duck down onto the mat and Wench to crashland onto the canvas. Hanson went for a three count after a Brainbuster, but only got a two count for his efforts. He continued to work Wench over with his raw strength and power, then decided to take Wench over to the corner. He brought her up to the top turnbuckle with him, then lifted her up for a super powerbomb off the top turnbuckle, but Wench reversed it with a flying Frakensteiner to the amazement of the crowd that had no choice but to chant "HOLY SH*T!" Wench went for the cover, but only got a two count. Wench picked Hanson up, then went to run the ropes. Right as she rebounded off the ropes, Hanson nailed her with a spinning Polish Hammer to her heart that he dubs the Texas Tornado. He wasn't finished, however, as he picked Wench up for a powerslam, ran her into the turnbuckles, then slammed her down with the Lone Star Slam. He then picked Wench up once more and whipped her into the ropes as he went to run the ropes off to the side, allowing him to throttle Wench with the Lone Star Lariat as Wench spun up in the air and crashed to the canvas. After a three count, it was all over.
Winner: Mike "Beastman" Hanson
HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Mike "Beastman" Hanson!
MARK BISHOP
And now the Destruction Crew draws even with the Perfect World after a huge victory for Mike Hanson over the former two time Texas Tag Team Champion and former two time Von Erich Memorial Champion.
KOKO B. WARE
Mike Hanson may have won this battle, but I can guarantee you that the Destruction Crew will not win the war.
TAMMY WINTERS
That remains to be seen, Koko.
MARK BISHOP
Fans, when we come back, we have our main event, the Strange Bedfellows Tag Team match pitting Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara against James Jackson and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton.
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 18:51:36 GMT -6
"Undead" by Hollywood Undead blasts over the PA, and the boo birds are out in full force as Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara make their way down to the ring.
HARRY SACHS
The following tag team contest is our main event and is set for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Perfect World, the team of Soul Reaper and "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara!
KOKO B. WARE
With the HSOs Reaper and Guevara shared about each other on SNW.com earlier this week, I hope Matt Margera pulled them aside and helped them smooth things over, because they're going to need to be able to work together to win this match tonight.
TAMMY WINTERS
Well their opponents can't stand each other either.
MARK BISHOP
I'd have to say advantage Perfect World in this regard, as I'm sure James Jackson would love nothing more than for Jack Clinton to be softened up for their upcoming match at The Main Event on August 28 here on the CW Network.
Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara enter the ring, with Reaper taking off his sleeveless hooded robe, cracking his neck and knuckles as his music dies down. "Remember The Name" by Fort Minor blasts over the PA, and the fans continue their booing ways as James Jackson makes his way down to the ring. Halfway to the ring, he stops, puts his head down and raises his arms up in the air, then proceeds the rest of the way to the ring.
HARRY SACHS
Their opponents... first, from Los Angeles, California by way of the Great White North and weighing in at 220 lbs... "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!
Jackson slides into the ring as his music dies down. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica comes on over the PA, and the fans start going while as the intro plays itself out. Once the song really starts to kick in, Jack Clinton, wearing his Texas Championship belt around his name, appears and makes his way down to the ring.
HARRY SACHS
His partner, from San Diego, California and weighing 355 lbs... the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton!
MARK BISHOP
Will we even have a tag team match here considering how much Clinton and Jackson want to tear into each other?
KOKO B. WARE
I don't know. SNW President Myke Rhines never ordered them to work together or else face consequences.
TAMMY WINTERS
If Jack Clinton and James Jackson manage to work together and win, I'll do the next Guys Night Out on September 4 from Sneaky Pete's on Lake Lewisville butt ass naked!
KOKO B. WARE
You'd probably do the next Guys Night Out butt ass naked anyway.
Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara vs James Jackson and Jack Clinton
Clinton and Jackson argued over who was going to start the match, while Reaper went ahead and told Guevara to start the match, which Guevara gladly obliged. Jackson kept shouting at Clinton that he should start the match because he was the better man, so Clinton shrugged his shoulders and said "Alright" as he went to his corner. Jackson turned around and was immediately knocked down with a martial arts kick from Guevara, who went for an immediate pin attempt, only to get a two count as Jackson quickly kicked out. Guevara continued to work Jackson over for the next several minutes, then made the tag to Reaper after taking Jackson down with a Dangerous DDT. Reaper continued where Guevara left off, wearing Jackson out with several suplex variations, including an Exploder Suplex, overhead belly to belly suplex, and a release German Suplex. However, the tide turned when Reaper went for the Soul Stealer DDT, only for Jackson to reverse it with a T-Bone suplex. Jackson went over as if he was going to tag Clinton, only to give him the double finger, then go back to work on Reaper, stomping away at him as Clinton shook his head in utter disgust. Jackson then went to work on Reaper with a non-stop series of suplexes. Jackson started off with snap suplex; Jackson followed up with a side belly to belly suplex; Jackson followed that up with a Northern Lights Suplex; instead of going for a pin, Jackson held on as he picked Reaper up and went for the pin with a Dragon Suplex, only to get a two count. Jackson then threw Reaper into Reaper's own corner, shouting at Guevara to tag himself back in and get into the ring. Guevara, knowing that Reaper needed a breather, obliged and stepped over the top rope as he and Jackson circled the ring. Jackson quickly brought Guevara to the mat with a quick takedown and locked Guevara in a Dragon Sleeper. However, Jackson was close enough to Clinton, who tagged himself in. The ref ordered Jackson to release the hold, and Jackson was irate as he yelled at Clinton, asking him what he was doing. Clinton ignored Jackson as he stomped away at Guevara. Clinton would work Guevara over for a few minutes, but then Guevara started making a comeback, and the two went back and forth until Guevara took Clinton down to one knee with a running big boot, then made the tag to Reaper. Reaper ran in, clubbing away at Clinton, only for Clinton to fight back and rock Reaper with several right hand punches. Clinton looked like he had the match won when he lifted Reaper up in the air in a military press, then slammed him down with a military press slam. But as he was going to his corner to climb the top turnbuckle, Jackson tagged himself in, much to Clinton's chagrin. Jackson stomped away at Reaper, then did a cutthroat motion as if he was going to finish Reaper off. Jackson looked over at Clinton and shouted "I'll show you how it's done!" as Clinton rolled his eyes. However, with Jackson distracted, Reaper rolled him up and held onto the tights for leverage as the referee made the three count, much to Clinton's laughter.
Winners: Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara
HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara!
MARK BISHOP
James Jackson's ego got the better of him, and it just cost him and Jack Clinton the match.
TAMMY WINTERS
And Jack Clinton doesn't seem to give a damn as he's laughing at Jackson's misfortune.
Reaper and Guevara leave, raising their arms in the air as they taunt James Jackson, who's seething with anger as he gets back up, brushing his hands into his hair. Clinton has since left his corner to go retrieve his championship belt. Jackson, seeing an opening, slides out of the ring, then nails Clinton in the side of the face with a Yakuza kick that takes Clinton down to one knee. Jackson backs up, charges and nails Clinton once again with a Yakuza kick that takes Clinton down to the floor. Jackson picks up Clinton's championship belt, holds it in his hands as he looks down on it, then tosses it down as the fans boo him out of the building. He leaves in a huff as Clinton struggles to pick himself up, glaring up at Jackson.
MARK BISHOP
James Jackson tried taking Jack Clinton out with a cheap shot, but Jack Clinton refuses to stay down! Fans, be sure to join us on September 4 as Guys Night Out emanates from Sneaky Pete's on Lake Lewisville! Good night, everybody!
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