Guys Night Out: 9/11/10- Sneaky Pete's

[Hollywood]

Before the opening dark match, there was a ten bell salute for the victims of the 9/11 terror attacks.

In a dark match that took place before the Guys Night Out television taping commenced:

-The Alley Ratz defeated Aaron Champion and Chief Wahoo McNugget via pinfall after hitting the 420 Drop Zone on McNugget.

EXLUSIVE FOOTAGE FROM SNW.COM!

EARLIER THIS WEEK

We see Chris P., Anton Chigurh, Jr. and the Enforcers of Pain sitting down inside the Starbucks location found in the Sundance Square area of Downtown Fort Worth.

S.T. STRICKLER
Nice to hang out at a place where there are actually smart people. Tired of running into all the idiots that we run into.

ANTON CHIGURH, JR.
Tell me about it. Why do you think Chris P. hired me on to his bodyguard?

BENSON
Well look who's finally showing up.

Camera pans around to show James Jackson walking into the Starbucks. He approaches Chris P., Chigurh, Strickler and Benson.

JAMES JACKSON
So what's the occasion?

CHRIS P
Well, Mr. Jackson, I don't know if you have been keeping tabs on what's been going on in Sports Nutz Wrestling lately. In recent weeks, the Enforcers of Pain and I have found ourselves in a struggle with glorified stuntmen such as Andy Lionheart and Thumbtack Kevin, and murderous monsters such as Hellspawn and "Dark Sun" Alexander Draven, in order to bring wrestling back to SNW. It's even more sickening that SNW has in the course of time thrown out disqualifications and count outs. Now at Natural Selection, we are scheduled to face Thumbtack Kevin, Hellspawn, Dark Sun and Andy Lionheart in a team elimination bout. That is, of course, if Thumbtack Kevin can make it after the number we did on him. But even if he can't make it, we still need a fourth man, and as team captain, I thought it was only appropriate we pick you.

Jackson rubs his chin and nods his head, mulling over the offer.

JAMES JACKSON
That's all well and good, but there's one problem.

CHRIS P
Oh, I am fully aware of that problem. I have been talking with President Myke Rhines this week, and while he can't make any promises, he is going to see if he can work something out.

JAMES JACKSON
Well, if the President can work something out, then you can count me on your team come Natural Selection. However, I cannot promise at this time as to whether or not I'll become a full-fledged member of your group. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

We see a video montage of night life in Dallas/Fort Worth set to the tune of "El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama: Wine, Women and Song Mix" by White Zombie.




SNEAKY PETE'S!
LEWISVILLE, TX!

The camera pans around inside Sneaky Pete's, and even switches to outside to show stock footage of the swimming and boating areas.

MARK BISHOP
Coming to you from Sneaky Pete's at Lake Lewisville, it's Guys Night Out!

KOKO B. WARE
Mark, I cannot wait for tonight's show! Actually, I can't wait for it to be over with as I won't have to work with this whore next to me until November!

TAMMY WINTERS
You just watch it, or I'll make sure you never work with me again!

I.P. Freely is in the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Alright, let's settle down and take it to the ring, where I.P. Freely is standing by.

I.P. FREELY
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton!

"Enter Sandman" hits and the champion comes out with his belt slung over his shoulder. He walks slowly to the ring, slapping hands along the way.

MARK BISHOP
Well, here comes the Texas Heavyweight Champion and we're gonna find out just how mad he really is over having to face Robert Ravencroft instead of Versus Vince for his title at Natural Selection.

Clinton produces a piece of paper from within his pocket as he enters the ring.

KOKO B. WARE
Well, looks like Clinton's handing in his resignation!

MARK BISHOP
What?

KOKO B. WARE
What else could that paper be?

TAMMY WINTERS
Maybe your walking papers.

KOKO B. WARE
You wish.

Clinton walks over to Freely, shakes hands with him, and stands next to him.

I.P. FREELY
Jack, two weeks ago on The Main Event, you came out victorious against James Jackson. And for the moment at least, yo seemed to retire him from SNW. But then you were thrown a curveball when SNW President Myke Rhines decided to downgrade Versus Vince to the #2 contender and promote Robert Ravencroft to the #1 spot. So you'll be facing the Bad Blood Champion for your Texas Heavyweight Championship at Natural Selection. Your thoughts?

JACK CLINTON
I.P., let's just say that I know SNW President Myke Rhines to be a few things. A bottom feeder, for one. A piece of crap, for two. A man who would love nothing more than to screw me out of my title, for a third. There's no love lost between Myke and myself, especially after what happened between me and his charges, the Insurgence, a year ago. I know him to be quite a few things, but a President is not one of them.

IP FREELY
He does have the power, though.

JACK CLINTON
Unfortunate that is. But you see, I thought he might try and pull something like that. And what do you think Jack Clinton does when he smells a rat? He protects himself. Which is why I've brought out a contract, already signed, for Natural Selection. And the contract states the following. "Jack Clinton agrees to put his SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship on the line against Versus Vince in a match to be determined before Natural Selection. Should anyone attempt to change the match, then Jack Clinton will wrestle said match with no stipulations whatsoever."

IP FREELY
And what exactly does this mean?

JACK CLINTON
What it means is that Myke Rhines just f[bleep]ed with the wrong man! There will be a match pitting Jack Clinton against Robert Ravencroft at Natural Selection. But the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship will NOT be on the line in said match!

MARK BISHOP
WHAT?

KOKO B. WARE
He can't do that! Myke Rhines needs to come out here right now and rip that title off of Clinton and fire him! Now!

TAMMY WINTERS
Speaking of firing, how do you still have a job?

Robert Ravencroft, holding his Bad Blood Title over his shoulder, and Myke Rhines storm out to the ring, clearly not amused.

I.P. FREELY
Jack, speaking of the President and Robert Ravencroft, it looks like we're about to hear what they have to say on this manner.

Robert Ravencroft and President Myke Rhines enter the ring.

I.P. FREELY
Gentlemen, it's pretty obvious that you're not very happy with what we've all just heard from the reigning SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion.

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
Jack Clinton, you damn well better be joking because you do not want to find yourself on the wrong side of me!

MYKE RHINES
Robert, I don't think you'll need to worry because if history has taught us anything, it's that Jack Clinton cannot seem to know when to give up trying to outsmart the Old Gray Wolf. You see, Jack, I had looked over that contract that you have before us all here tonight. I knew that there was a possibility that you may try to get out of defending your title at Natural Selection, so I did my research to see if there would be any way around this loophole. And low and behold, I found THIS little loophole.

President Myke Rhines takes a sheet of paper out of his pocket, along with a pair of reading glasses that he puts on.

MYKE RHINES
According to the bi-laws of Sports Nutz Wrestling, the acting authority over SNW, in this case, yours truly, has the power to veto any stipulation he deems unfit for Sports Nutz Wrestling. So Mr. Clinton, you WILL put that Texas Heavyweight Title on the line against Robert Ravencroft, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Clinton takes the contract back out.

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JACK CLINTON
I don't give two red turds about your idle threats, Myke. This is an ironclad contract. Therefore, under its terms, no Versus Vince, no title match for Robbie Raven!

Ravencroft is furious and tries to lash out at Clinton, forcing Rhines to hold him back.

JACK CLINTON
But I think the both of you will find that I am quite the reasonable man, even to schysters and fools like you. So here is what I'm gonna offer you, Ravencroft. All you've been doing is running your mouth about how you did this to Versus Vince. And how you did that to Versus Vince. Well, I came up with a way to kill two birds with one stone. On one side of the ring, Robert Ravencroft, with whoever wants to help him in his corner. On the other side of the ring, Jack Clinton with Versus Vince in his corner. Throw in the towel match.

The SNW President laughs.

MYKE RHINES
Who in the hell do you think you're dealing with, Clinton? Don't you know that I could end your career in a second simply by saying the two magic words no one wants to...

Clinton rips the microphone out of Rhines' hands and drops his own.

JACK CLINTON
Before you continue, the offer is only good for the next three minutes. So if the both of you know what's good for you, you'd better make your decision and quick.

Robert Ravencroft and Rhines talk amongst themselves and nod their heads.

MYKE RHINES
OK, you have yourself a match. But keep this in mind. You had stated that the contract you signed for Natural Selection was an ironclad contract. Being the studious man that I am, I make a copy of any and all written contracts here in SNW.

Rhines takes out another set of papers, which looks to be the contract.

MYKE RHINES
Mr. Clinton, if you look down at the bottom of the first page of the contract, there is a bit of fine print that clearly states, and I quote: "In the event the acting authority of Sports Nutz Wrestling deems the current contender unworthy of a title shot for any reason, then that title shot may be awarded to whomever the acting authority sees fit to receive said title shot."

Clinton looks over at the contract and sees the fine print. He is fuming.

JACK CLINTON
You know, I'm gonna stop now before I say something I'm really gonna regret. I'll see your little top contender at Natural Selection and you better pray to whatever God you believe in that he survives. I would think you wouldn't want to have a fourth wrestler suffer career-ending injuries on your watch...Mr. President.[/color]

"Enter Sandman" hits and Clinton leaves the ring. He is followed shortly thereafter by Rhines and Ravencroft.[/color]

MARK BISHOP
Is Jack Clinton implying that the injuries that decimated Versus Violation are somehow Myke Rhines' fault?

KOKO B. WARE
Implying isn't the word. But we all know it's Versus Vince's fault.

TAMMY WINTERS
Vince didn't do anything to them!

KOKO B. WARE
This is a wrestling related issue. When we start talking about walking STDs we'll talk about you.

MARK BISHOP
Alright, enough out of the both of you! Geezus cripes, go to a GD commercial!

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens up at ringside, where we see Bottoms Up waiting inside the ring.

HARRY SACHS
This tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring... the team of Captain Anus and Major Posterior, Bottoms Up!

"Dance With The Devil" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play and Austin Virgo walks out from the back being led by his girlfriend, Lenore, who has him held by a chain. The crowd give off mixed reactions.

HARRY SACHS
And introducing the opponents. First, from Dallas, Texas and weighing in at 215 lbs... accompanied by Lenore Ravencroft... Austin Virgo!

MARK BISHOP
Well this guy looks like the kind of person to keep an eye on.

KOKO B. WARE
I'd be more weary of his tag team partner here tonight.

MARK BISHOP
That’s very true. But Austin is a newcomer to SNW, and not that many people here I see get dragged into the ring by their girlfriends.

TAMMY WINTERS
I think more women should be like that with their men!

KOKO B. WARE
I don’t know. Depends on who it is. I may enjoy it. Certainly not from you, though, Tammy.

TAMMY WINTERS
Yeah, if Frankie were still alive, you'd be having him do lord knows what to you.

Lenore continues dragging Austin down to the ring and makes him slide into the ring. Lenore climbs into the ring with him and takes off the chains as "Journey Through The Dark" by Blind Guardian begins to play and Goryokaku begins to walk out from the back, ignoring the mass of boos from the crowd.

HARRY SACHS
And introducing his partner, from Lowestoft, England and weighing in at 245 pounds... Goryokaku!

MARK BISHOP
Wow, just listen to that crowd! They don’t like Goryokaku, as normal!

KOKO B. WARE
I don’t see what the crowd don’t like about him. He's going to captain his own team at Natural Selection, and Austin Virgo is going to be part of it.

TAMMY WINTERS
This man scares me. He always has, in fact. I think it's his creepy style.

MARK BISHOP
He does have a bit of an odd aura about him.

Goryokaku walks down to the ring and enters, approaching his tag team partner for this evening.

Goryokaku and Austin Virgo Vs Bottoms Up

The match began with Austin Virgo and Major Posterior. Austin would go straight into an attack with a hard hitting clothesline, knocking Major Posterior down. Austin followed up with a series of elbow drops, then continued to work him over with punches, kicks, and anything else he could come up with from his moveset. Austin Virgo picked up Major Posterior and hit him with an STO, then tagged in Goryokaku, who also went straight onto the assault on the downed Major Posterior with a series of stomps. Gory stepped back, allowing Major Posterior to get to his partner, Captain Anus, for a quick tag. Captain Anus rushed into the ring and into a Gory Kick which took him straight down and out. Goryokaku tagged in Virgo. As Goryokaku hit a Gory Kick on Major Posterior that stopped him from entering the ring, Austin Virgo locked in the Ninth Gate. Captain Anus had practically blacked out, forcing referee Danny Travers to stop the match.

Winners: Austin Virgo and Goryokaku.

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HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, the team of Austin Virgo and Goryokaku!

MARK BISHOP
Well that was some impressive teamwork from Goryokaku and Austin Virgo.

KOKO B. WARE
Can't wait to see how well they work together at Natural Selection!

TAMMY WINTERS
Goryokaku said something about Austin needing to prove himself. I think that was the beginning.

MARK BISHOP
I should think so. It wasn’t a bad performance whatsoever. We’ll be seeing more soon enough. Right now, let's send it over to Misty Crawford who has breaking news concerning the match between Matt Ward and AJ Miller.[/b]

Shot switches over to Misty Crawford, standing inside the entrance hall of Sneaky Pete's.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Thank you, Mark. As you all know, tonight, Matt Ward was scheduled to take on AJ Miller, who was going to be making his television debut here on Guys Night Out. However, neither man will be able to wrestle tonight under two very odd set of circumstances. First off, AJ Miller was offered big money for a movie role and decided he'd rather film a movie instead of getting beat up in the squared circle. Then earlier today, Matt Ward had decided to arrive early to Sneaky Pete's.

We see video footage of what Misty Crawford is going to describe about what happened with Matt Ward.

EARLIER TODAY

MISTY CRAWFORD
For whatever reason, Matt Ward decided to start trying to chat it up with some ladies at the bar, lying to them about how he had wrestled for another organization up north, then tried scalping tickets to an upcoming wrestling event in Dallas this October. Unbeknown to Matt Ward, the female he was talking to was an undercover cop sent here by SNW co-owners Gordon Heath and Codi Shane, who had heard rumors from other wrestlers that Matt Ward tried scalping tickets to not only that upcoming wrestling show, but also tickets to this weekend's series between the Texas Rangers and New York Yankees. The undercover female cop handcuffed Ward, and drug him out of Sneaky Pete's.

Shot goes back to Misty.

This leaves the Natural Selection team elimination bout pitting Versus Vince's team and Goryokaku's team up in the air. Brenda Price, however, has been working hard to gather updates concerning Natural Selection and if she has any new info, she will relay that to you in the Natural Selection Report. And we'll keep an eye out for when, or rather, if, Matt Ward makes bail.

Shot switches over to outside, behind Sneaky Pete's, where the swimming pool area is located, showing various people enjoying the pool, diving in and what not as Mark Bishop's voice over can be heard.

MARK BISHOP
Alright, thank you, Misty. When Guys Night Out continues here from Sneaky Pete's on Lake Lewisville, we will have the handicap match pitting Hellspawn against the Enforcers of Pain. Stay right there!

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[Hollywood]

"Shitlist" by L7 hits over the speakers, and the fans boo in unison as Anton Chigurh, Jr. leads S.T. Strickler and Benson down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
The following is a two-on-one handicap match, set for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Anton Chigurh, Jr., the team of "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler and Benson... the Enforcers of Pain!

MARK BISHOP
The Enforcers of Pain, recently aligning themselves with Chris P. to form a new faction here in SNW, the Greater Good.

KOKO B. WARE
And I for one am glad that they have formed this group, as SNW could go the way of organizations such as ECW, XPW, FMW, and XCW if they do not get rid of this ultraviolent form of garbage. It is not even worthy of being referred to as a style or as a form of "wrestling"!

TAMMY WINTERS
You know, it's one thing if they prefer not to wrestle the hardcore style. But for them to try and force their beliefs on others is disgusting.

Anton Chigurh, Jr. is able to keep Strickler and Benson separated from the nearby fans who are yelling smack talk at them. Strickler and Benson enter the ring as Chigurh, Jr. takes his place in his team's corner. "White Knuckles" by Five Finger Death Punch blasts over the PA, and while some fans are booing, there are surprisingly a good number of fans cheering as Hellspawn makes his way to the ring, accompanied by his brother, Ultimate Demon.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponent, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 lbs... accompanied for tonight only by his brother, Ultimate Demon... Hellspawn!

MARK BISHOP
I don't think these fans are cheering for Hellspawn so much because they like him, more for the fact that they can't stand the Enforcers of Pain.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, they're a bunch of bandwagon idiots that will be booing Hellspawn the minute he attacks one of their favorites.

TAMMY WINTERS
What about the footage from the beginning of the show where we saw Chris P. trying to talk James Jackson into joining his team at Natural Selection?

MARK BISHOP
I'd like to know how the Greater Good could pull it off since Jackson put it in his contract that he'd leave SNW if he couldn't win the the Texas Championship.

KOKO B. WARE
If anybody can figure out a way to reinstate James Jackson, it's our good President, Myke Rhines.

Hellspawn steps over the ropes and enters the ring, and immediately is ambushed by Strickler and Benson!

Handicap Match
Hellspawn vs Enforcers of Pain

Strickler and Benson had the early advantage when they ambushed Hellspawn to start the match. However, he would power his way back when they whipped him into the ropes for a double-team clothesline, only to get leveled by a one-man double clothesline from Hellspawn. Hellspawn picked Strickler up and tossed him outside the ring, where Anton Chigurh, Jr. would go down and check on him. Inside the ring, Hellspawn concentrated on Benson, working him over with powerful stomps, elbows and strikes. At one point, Hellspawn used his strength to slam Benson down with a Sidewalk Slam and went for a pinfall attempt, only to get a two count. Momentum shifted back to the favor of the Enforcers of Pain when Hellspawn went for a shoulderbreaker, only for Benson to slip out behind Hellspawn, turn him around and pick him up, then take him down with a shoulderbreaker of his own. Benson went for the pinfall attempt, but only got a count of two as well.

Chigurh, Jr. helped Strickler up and back into the ring, where Strickler joined Benson in laying the hurt on Hellspawn as Ultimate Demon looked on, not showing any emotion throughout the entire match. Benson and Strickler continued to work over Hellspawn throughout the match, eventually whipping him into the corner. Strickler followed up with a Stinger Splash, then Benson finished the sequence off with an Avalanche to Hellspawn in the corner, causing Hellspawn to collapse out of the corner. Strickler insisted on going for the pin, but Hellspawn military pressed Strickler off of him, throwing him up in the air and sending him crashing to the canvas. Hellspawn tried to get up, but Benson cut him off with several clubbing blows to the back. However, that didn't do any good as Hellspawn fought his way back up and hit Benson with several right hand punches, then took him down with a DDT. Strickler got back up, only for Hellspawn to nail him with a Muscle Buster, followed up by a pinfall for the one-two-three.

Winner: Hellspawn

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Hellspawn!

MARK BISHOP
Hellspawn defies the odds and wins this two-on-one handicap match against the Enforcers of Pain.

TAMMY WINTERS
Look out!

Anton Chigurh, Jr. runs into the ring and clips Hellspawn in the back of the legs, knocking him down. Benson is back up and joins Chigurh, Jr. in stomping away at Hellspawn. Ultimate Demon runs in and clotheslines Chigurh, Jr. out of the ring. Benson tries to sneak up on him, but Demon punches away at him. Demon has Benson against the corner and is punching away at him when all of a sudden, Chris P. and James Jackson run into the ring, with Chris P. nailing Demon with a low blow. Meanwhile, Strickler is slowly getting back up. Chris P. and James Jackson muster all of their strength to lift Ultimate Demon up onto the their shoulders in a Torture Rack position, then slam him down with a Double-Team Burning Hammer. Strickler, Benson, Chris P., James Jackson, and now Chigurh, Jr.(who has recovered and rolled back into the ring) stomp away at Demon and Hellspawn until Alexander Draven and Andy Lionheart run into the ring, chasing everyone out by wildly swinging steel chairs in any direction.

KOKO B. WARE
What a couple of wild animals Alexander "Dark Sun" Draven and Andy Lionheart are!

MARK BISHOP
They're just trying to save their teammate for Natural Selection, Koko.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well it's apparent that the Greater Good was successful at recruiting James Jackson, but one must wonder if he can get reinstated in order to team up with them.

MARK BISHOP
Well there's only one way to find out. Let's take it to Brenda Price for the Natural Selection Report!

Shot statics out, then statics back in, where we see Brenda Price standing in what looks to be a room inside the Gordietorium, in front of the Natural Selection banner.

BRENDA PRICE
Welcome to the Natural Selection Report. As you may now know, Natural Selection will take place, live on PPV on October 9 from the Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth. The event is sold out, and the only way to see it is on PPV, so make that important call to your local cable or satellite provider.

Now, there has been some major shakeups with this event. One match that has not been changed, however, is this team elimination match. Team captain Matt Margera, joined by Wench, Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara, the Perfect World. They take on team captain Super Vader, along with Killer Kong, the Mauler and Mike "Beastman" Hanson, the Destruction Crew. One has to wonder if the Gambler will recover in time to be at ringside for the Destruction Crew.

Another match that won't see any changes... The Modern Day Rockers, with team captain Zachary Smith and all three members of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Y Kores. They take on the Classic Rockers, with team captain Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis, SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, and the Alley Ratz.

Now one match that has been changed drastically. Originally, Versus Vince was going to captain a team comprised of Matt Ward and the Switch Stallions to take on team captain Goryokaku and his team of AJ Miller, Austin Virgo and Blake Snyder. Well, as you all know, both Kijar Donnelly and Seth Davids are out indefinitely with injuries. AJ Miller has decided to pursue an acting gig. And Matt Ward was arrested for scalping tickets and from what I understand, will be released from his contract upon making bail. We don't know who will take the places of Matt Ward and AJ Miller, but we do know now that the Sports Nutz will take the place of the Switch Stallions. So as it stands right now, team captain Versus Vince teams up with the Sports Nutz to form the Versus Violation with a partner to be named later. They take on team captain Goryokaku, along with his teammates, Austin Virgo and Blake "Tiger" Snyder, to form the Darkness, also with a partner to be named later.

Someone off-screen hands Brenda Price a sheet of paper, which she accepts.

BRENDA PRICE
Well, I just received this sheet of paper, probably has some news about Natural Selection. It reads, and I quote: "By order of President Myke Rhines, joining the Versus Violation at Natural Selection will be none other than one-half of the Young Gunz, Samuel Hale. Joining the Darkness at Natural Selection will be none other than the other half of the Young Gunz and nephew of Texas Rangers part owner, Nolan Ryan, Marcus Ryan."

Brenda looks up, a bit shocked.

BRENDA PRICE
I don't know what to say except for that the Young Gunz will be facing each other. Now we may get to find out just who the better half of that team was.

Now as you all saw at the outset of the show, Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain had met up with James Jackson earlier in the week. And as we saw earlier, James Jackson joined the Greater Good in attacking Hellspawn and his brother, Ultimate Demon. After talking with President Myke Rhines on the phone during the last match, I can now confirm that James Jackson has been reinstated into SNW. So therefore, at Natural Selection, team captain Thumbtack Kevin, assuming he's recovered in time, teams up with Hellspawn, Andy Lionheart and Alexander Draven, to form Hardcore Blood. They take on team captain Chris P. and his team of James Jackson and the Enforcers of Pain, the Greater Good. Now as we know, James Jackson isn't an official member of the Greater Good, but he will be an honorary member for this night at Natural Selection.

Now earlier I mentioned changes to the Natural Selection card. As you all know, two weeks ago on The Main Event, President Myke Rhines deemed Versus Vince unworthy of a title shot and awarded the spot to Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft. And as you all saw earlier in the program, Jack Clinton tried to get the President's decision overruled with the contract he had in his hands. However, he missed the fine print that had been put into the contract. So at Natural Selection, in a Submission Corner Match for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Title, Jack Clinton with Versus Vince in his corner will take on SNW Bad Blood Champion Robert Ravencroft with his sister, Lenore Ravencroft, in his corner. Now in this modified version of a submission match known as the Submission Corner Match, both corner people for both competitors will have a towel. The match will not end until one of the corners throws in the towel. So Robert Ravencroft or Jack Clinton could shout "I give up" or "Uncle" all they want, but that won't end the match. Only when either Versus Vince or Lenore Ravencroft throw in the towel will the match end.

Fans, don't miss out. Call your cable or satellite provider today and tell them you want to see Natural Selection, live on PPV October 9 from the Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth!

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[Hollywood]

"Cowboy Way" by Hellyeah is blaring over the PA, and the fans are booing their lungs out as Danny Palis, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, carrying his Von Erich Memorial Title over his shoulder, and the Alley Ratz are already in the ring as they were making their entrance right before the show came back from commercial.

HARRY SACHS
The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring and accompanied by the Alley Ratz and SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels... from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 225 lbs... Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis!

MARK BISHOP
No doubt this match will get out of hand at some point.

KOKO B. WARE
We just might get Natural Selection early here tonight.

TAMMY WINTERS
I feel bad for referee Mike Croft for having to try and officiate this match.

"Chemical Infatuation" by Like A Storm hits, and Xander Nova and all three ladies of Y Kores, holding their SNW Texas Tag Team belts over their shoulders, lead Zachary Smith down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova and the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Y Kores... from Long Beach, California and weighing in at 225 lbs... Zachary Smith!

MARK BISHOP
It's team captain versus team captain here tonight from Sneaky Pete's on Lake Lewisville.

Zachary Smith vs Danny Palis

Smith and Palis stared each other down, only for Palis to slap Smith hard in the face. The fight was on from that point on as the two battled back and forth. Not a whole lot of scientific wrestling going on here as they mostly used striking moves and other roughneck techniques against each other. After several minutes of back and forth fighting, Palis threw Smith to the outside, where Kid Thunder and the Alley Ratz pounced on him while Palis had referee Mike Croft distracted. Y Kores ran over and began brawling with the Ratz and Kid Thunder, fighting all over inside Sneaky Pete's, taking the fight out the front doors, taking them out of the equation. Xander Nova rushed over to help Smith up, prompting Palis to run to the outside and shove Nova down to the ground before picking Smith up and rolling him into the ring. Palis picked Smith up and drove him down into the canvas with a powerbomb, but elected not to go for a pin as he saw Xander Nova getting up. Palis couldn't see it, but Nova was clutching a steel chair to his chest. The ref tried to stop Palis from approaching Nova, but Palis shoved the ref down. Palis then went to grab Nova, only for Nova to smash the steel chair over his head, busting Palis wide open as he fell down to the canvas. Smith rolled up, saw that Palis was down and out, and went for the pinfall as referee Mike Croft recovered to count the one-two-three.

Winner: Zachary Smith

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner... Zachary Smith!

KOKO B. WARE
What a miscarriage of justice! Where's the Greater Good to take that chair away from Xander Nova when we need them?!

MARK BISHOP
As far as I'm concerned, Danny Palis got what was coming to him.

TAMMY WINTERS
Damn straight! You don't go putting your hands on someone who was forced to retire from the ring and become a manager.

MARK BISHOP
Up next, it's our main event as Soul Reaper and Wench take on Andy Lionheart and "Dark Sun" Alexander Draven.

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"Swallow Your Pride" by Beneath Our Sorrow hits over the speakers, and most of the fans cheer as Alexander Draven, dressed in his long black leather trench coat and wearing one of his signature Dark Sun masks, makes his way to the ring, with Andy Lionheart following not too far behind. Lionheart looks like he's mad at the world.

HARRY SACHS
The following tag team contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, the team of "The Dark Sun" Alexander Draven and Andy Lionheart!

MARK BISHOP
Well if you recall, Alexander Draven had walked out on Andy Lionheart the last time the pair was here in SNW.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, and Mr. Lionheart doesn't exactly look too thrilled to be here. I don't blame him.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well they better put their differences aside because they're taking on two of the toughest wrestlers here in SNW, with Matt Margera in their corner no less.

Dark Sun and Lionheart enter the ring, with Draven taking off his trench coat and handing it to the ring attendant as his music dies down. As "Amazing Disgrace" starts up, we hear the voice of the late, great Johnny Cash:


And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder,
One of the four beasts saying "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.


Matt Margera, holding his signature horsehead cane, leads Wench and Soul Reaper(dressed in his entrance gear) down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents, led to the ring by Matt Margera and representing the Perfect World... the team of Wench and Soul Reaper!

MARK BISHOP
Wench and Soul Reaper are no strangers to teaming up with each other. In fact, when the Texas Tag Team Titles were first brought into SNW, Soul Reaper was originally slated to be Wench's tag team partner in the Texas Tag Team Title tournament.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, then Soul Reaper decided he wanted to wrestle for the fans, so the Sports Nutz taught him a lesson and took him out of the tournament. Nice to see that he's finally seen the light.

TAMMY WINTERS
Did you just mention Soul Reaper and light in the same sentence?

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, they go about as good together as you and a nun's outfit.

Reaper and Wench enter the ring. Margera takes his place in his team's corner while Reaper takes off his entrance gear and hands it to the ring attendant. Referee Rick Maynard signals for the bell, and the match is underway.

Andy Lionheart and Dark Sun vs Soul Reaper and Wench

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Reaper and Dark Sun started the match off, matching each other move for move until Dark Sun got the momentum to shift into his power with a big boot out of nowhere. Dark Sun would work over Reaper for the next several minutes by overpowering Reaper with his size and strength. Dark Sun would make the tag to Lionheart, who worked Reaper over with his speed and quickness. Lionheart and Dark Sun actually worked well together for the first five or so minutes of the match, making quick tags in and out. However, things shifted toward the favor of the Perfect World when Margera tripped Lionheart up. The ref saw what happened, hopped out of the ring, and emphatically ejected Margera from ringside to a deafening pop from those inside Sneaky Pete's. Margera was irate and lifted his horsehead cane up in the air, only for referee Rick Maynard to whistle for security as they rushed in and forcefully drug Margera away from ringside.

However, the damage had been done as Reaper stomped away on Lionheart following the trip. Reaper made the tag to Wench as the ref slid back into the ring. Wench picked Lionheart up and set him up against the ropes, where she hit him with several open hand slaps to the chest, followed up by a running bulldog. Wench then went for a pinfall attempt, but only got a two count for her efforts. Wench and Reaper would work well as a team themselves, cutting the ring in half and doing everything they could in their power to prevent Lionheart from making the hot tag to Dark Sun. However, momentum took a big swing as Wench climbed to the top turnbuckle and came flying off the top, attempting a diving crossbody blockto Lionheart as he got back up. Lionheart countered the crossbody block with a facebuster to a nice pop from the crowd as both he and Wench were down on the canvas. Both competitors were crawling to their respective corners, but Lionheart made the tag first. Dark Sun ran in and went to work on Wench, then set her up for a big clothesline. However, Wench ducked and Dark Sun accidentally knocked out the ref. It was a free for all from here as everyone began to brawl. Dark Sun and Wench took their fight to the outside of the ring and all the way to the entrance hall of Sneaky Pete's, where Chris P. and James Jackson ran in and clipped the big man from behind, taking him down. Wench shrugged her shoulders and went back to ringside, where Lionheart and Reaper were going back and forth.

Lionheart seemed to have the match won when he knocked Reaper down with the Atonement from the top turnbuckle. However, he realized the ref had been knocked out and couldn't count the pin. He turned around to see Wench running back into the ring, kicked her in the gut and nailed her with the Lion's Heart. However, the Enforcers of Pain came into the picture. Lionheart turned around, but it was too late as Benson had already hopped onto the apron and grabbed the top rope with his hands, using it as a launching pad to hit Lionheart with a flying clothesline from the apron and into the ring. Strickler went to the top turnbuckle as Benson went to pick up Lionheart. Benson then hit Lionheart with a powerbomb, with Strickler flying off the top turnbuckle and nailing Lionheart with a leg drop upon impact of the powerbomb. They ran off out of the ring as Reaper was struggling back to his feet. Wench was slowly getting up as well. Dark Sun was hurt, holding his ribs as he struggled to make it to ringside. In the ring, Reaper picked Lionheart up and slammed him down with the Reaper's Requiem as Wench was helping the ref back up. He turned around to see Reaper going to pin Lionheart.


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TWO!....





Dark Sun had gotten back to the ring apron, but Wench grabbed him and nailed him with a Twist of Fate throat first onto the ropes, knocking him back down to the floor.


THREE!

The fans booed their lungs out as the bell rang.

Winners: Soul Reaper and Wench[/i]

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the match... Soul Reaper and Wench!

MARK BISHOP
They were handed a win on a silver platter by the Greater Good! Now Koko, you talk about a miscarriage of justice!

KOKO B. WARE
Some ring rats were trying to get my phone number. What happened?

TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, look over at the pool area.

S.T. Strickler and Benson aree "raising the roof" in celebration of what they accomplished outside as they walk away from the swimming pool area and out onto the land right by the lake. They're bragging about what they've accomplished.

S.T. STRICKLER
Haha! Looks like Thumbtack Kevin's team isn't going to make it to Natural Selection.

BENSON
Damn straight skippy!

Out of nowhere, Thumbtack Kevin blasts S.T. Strickler over the back of the head with a light tube, while Hellspawn knocks Benson into Lake Lewisville with a running big boot! Hellspawn dives in, and he and Benson are now fighting in the lake! Onlookers are going nuts!

MARK BISHOP
Holy crap! We've got a lakeside brawl!

KOKO B. WARE
Someone get out there and stop that monster!

TAMMY WINTERS
I know! Benson could drown Hellspawn!

KOKO B. WARE
No, not Benson, you idiot! Hellspawn is the monster in question!

MARK BISHOP
Look at Thumbtack Kevin, punching away at Strickler, who's bleeding like a stuck pig!

KOKO B. WARE
I can't imagine what he has in store for Strickler!

MARK BISHOP
Kevin's picking up Strickler... OH MY GOD! Thumbtack Kevin just threw Strickler into Lake Lewisville!

Hellspawn nails Benson with a vicious forearm shot in the lake, then walks off and out of the lake, walking off with Thumbtack Kevin. Strickler and Benson struggle back up, swimming in the lake all dazed and confused as the show comes to a close.

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