Post by Hollywood on Sept 19, 2010 9:20:33 GMT -6
Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The Sports Nutz are back and are getting ready for six man tag team action next week on Saturday Night Onslaught. Their buddy, Koko B. Ware, is set to interview them as they are seated at a big roundtable booth inside Braum's in Colleyville, Texas. Each man is enjoying a medium shake: strawberry for Koko, vanilla for Gordie, and chocolate for George. Craig has elected to just have water as he's not much of an ice cream man.
KOKO B. WARE
Gordie, thank you so much for giving me more to do here in SNW. When it was announced that Guys Night Out was being made into a periodic TV special, I was scared that I wouldn't be making as much money.
GORDIE
Hey, with me in charge, there's no need to worry about whether you'll make any money or not.
KOKO B. WARE
I should've known. I kinda panicked and started selling my tights on Ebay.
DUNPORK
Yeah, I saw that on Wrestlecrap.com.
KOKO B. WARE
Wrestlecrap?! Why?
DUNPORK
Apparently it was under the "Someone Bought This."
KOKO B. WARE
Ah damn. First those idiots make fun of my WWE Hall of Fame induction, now this?!
GORDIE
Alright, Koko, let's don't get bent out of shape here. Let's focus on the task at hand.
KOKO B. WARE
Oh, right. Well, first off, you guys are back in the ring here in SNW, teaming up with the Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft, to take on the Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton, as well as two guys that can't stand each other, Versus Vince and Blake Snyder. I think you boys got this one in the bag.
CRAIG MUELLER
Without question do we have this one hands down. While Blake Snyder and Versus Vince have been bickering, getting Valerie Snyder caught in the middle, and while Jack Clinton has been making a mockery of the Texas Heavyweight Championship, George and I have been on a tear in the wrestling world. You see, George and I recently won the vacated APW Tag Team Championships after only being in the company for a mere three or four months. And after George gets done embarrassing some jackass over in Australia for APW, we'll come back here to Texas to embarrass the Texas Champion and Versus Vince. Blake Snyder, we don't have so much of a problem with.
DUNPORK
Yeah, he hates Vince as much, if not more, than we do. So how can we hate the kid? And how dare his own sister kick him out of his own dwelling place that he's paid for?!
KOKO B. WARE
Speaking of Versus Vince, he's your team captain at Natural Selection as you team with him and Samuel Hale to take on Goryokaku, Robert Ravencroft, Blake Snyder and Austin Virgo.
CRAIG MUELLER
You know, how Versus Vince is our team captain boggles us. But that's another discussion for another time. Right now, George, Gordie and I have to focus on next Saturday night and teaming up with the Bad Blood Champion.
Koko now turns his attention to Gordie.
KOKO B. WARE
Gordie, this question is for you. Will managing the Sports Nutz and being ringside for their matches in any way hinder your duties as co-owner of SNW?
GORDIE
Absolutely not. If anything, it will help as I will get to see firsthand when someone tries to screw the Sports Nutz out of a victory, and I can force the referee to reverse the decision should the Sports Nutz be screwed out of the match.
Koko now goes back to focusing on all three men.
KOKO B. WARE
Besides the fact that Versus Vince and Blake Snyder can't stand each other, another advantage you guys seem to have over your opponents is the fact that Robert Ravencroft is not only unbeaten, but has been ending the careers of his opponents.
DUNPORK
You see, we were thrilled when we heard we were teaming up with Mr. Ravencroft. Not only is he undefeated, but he's undefeated in convincing fashion. Lucky Kage and Kijar Donnelly have both had their careers ended at his hands. And Versus Vince and Jack Clinton will both be next on Ravencroft's hit list. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if we don't even have a Texas Championship match at Natural Selection and Clinton has to forfeit the title as it's very feasible that Robert could end his career next Saturday night.
CRAIG MUELLER
And you know, we hate to do it, but we're going to have to do it. Not only are we going to take care of business with the Texas Heavyweight Champion, but we're also going to bust Vince's face in so bad that you won't be able to recognize him. It's a shame that we'll have to do that because he is a rather handsome man.
Koko, Gordie and George all turn to look at Craig as they raise their eyebrows and their eyes seem to bug out. Craig looks like he's shocked at their reaction.
CRAIG MUELLER
Hey, all I said was that he was a handsome man! I never said I wanted to go to bed with him!
Everyone just shakes their head as they try to forget what Craig just said.
KOKO B. WARE
Well guys, good luck next Saturday night. Not that you'll need it because I'm sure that with the undefeated Bad Blood Champion on your team, you'll do just fine.
Gordie, George and Craig all thank Koko for his time as they all shake hands.
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The Sports Nutz are back and are getting ready for six man tag team action next week on Saturday Night Onslaught. Their buddy, Koko B. Ware, is set to interview them as they are seated at a big roundtable booth inside Braum's in Colleyville, Texas. Each man is enjoying a medium shake: strawberry for Koko, vanilla for Gordie, and chocolate for George. Craig has elected to just have water as he's not much of an ice cream man.
KOKO B. WARE
Gordie, thank you so much for giving me more to do here in SNW. When it was announced that Guys Night Out was being made into a periodic TV special, I was scared that I wouldn't be making as much money.
GORDIE
Hey, with me in charge, there's no need to worry about whether you'll make any money or not.
KOKO B. WARE
I should've known. I kinda panicked and started selling my tights on Ebay.
DUNPORK
Yeah, I saw that on Wrestlecrap.com.
KOKO B. WARE
Wrestlecrap?! Why?
DUNPORK
Apparently it was under the "Someone Bought This."
KOKO B. WARE
Ah damn. First those idiots make fun of my WWE Hall of Fame induction, now this?!
GORDIE
Alright, Koko, let's don't get bent out of shape here. Let's focus on the task at hand.
KOKO B. WARE
Oh, right. Well, first off, you guys are back in the ring here in SNW, teaming up with the Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft, to take on the Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton, as well as two guys that can't stand each other, Versus Vince and Blake Snyder. I think you boys got this one in the bag.
CRAIG MUELLER
Without question do we have this one hands down. While Blake Snyder and Versus Vince have been bickering, getting Valerie Snyder caught in the middle, and while Jack Clinton has been making a mockery of the Texas Heavyweight Championship, George and I have been on a tear in the wrestling world. You see, George and I recently won the vacated APW Tag Team Championships after only being in the company for a mere three or four months. And after George gets done embarrassing some jackass over in Australia for APW, we'll come back here to Texas to embarrass the Texas Champion and Versus Vince. Blake Snyder, we don't have so much of a problem with.
DUNPORK
Yeah, he hates Vince as much, if not more, than we do. So how can we hate the kid? And how dare his own sister kick him out of his own dwelling place that he's paid for?!
KOKO B. WARE
Speaking of Versus Vince, he's your team captain at Natural Selection as you team with him and Samuel Hale to take on Goryokaku, Robert Ravencroft, Blake Snyder and Austin Virgo.
CRAIG MUELLER
You know, how Versus Vince is our team captain boggles us. But that's another discussion for another time. Right now, George, Gordie and I have to focus on next Saturday night and teaming up with the Bad Blood Champion.
Koko now turns his attention to Gordie.
KOKO B. WARE
Gordie, this question is for you. Will managing the Sports Nutz and being ringside for their matches in any way hinder your duties as co-owner of SNW?
GORDIE
Absolutely not. If anything, it will help as I will get to see firsthand when someone tries to screw the Sports Nutz out of a victory, and I can force the referee to reverse the decision should the Sports Nutz be screwed out of the match.
Koko now goes back to focusing on all three men.
KOKO B. WARE
Besides the fact that Versus Vince and Blake Snyder can't stand each other, another advantage you guys seem to have over your opponents is the fact that Robert Ravencroft is not only unbeaten, but has been ending the careers of his opponents.
DUNPORK
You see, we were thrilled when we heard we were teaming up with Mr. Ravencroft. Not only is he undefeated, but he's undefeated in convincing fashion. Lucky Kage and Kijar Donnelly have both had their careers ended at his hands. And Versus Vince and Jack Clinton will both be next on Ravencroft's hit list. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if we don't even have a Texas Championship match at Natural Selection and Clinton has to forfeit the title as it's very feasible that Robert could end his career next Saturday night.
CRAIG MUELLER
And you know, we hate to do it, but we're going to have to do it. Not only are we going to take care of business with the Texas Heavyweight Champion, but we're also going to bust Vince's face in so bad that you won't be able to recognize him. It's a shame that we'll have to do that because he is a rather handsome man.
Koko, Gordie and George all turn to look at Craig as they raise their eyebrows and their eyes seem to bug out. Craig looks like he's shocked at their reaction.
CRAIG MUELLER
Hey, all I said was that he was a handsome man! I never said I wanted to go to bed with him!
Everyone just shakes their head as they try to forget what Craig just said.
KOKO B. WARE
Well guys, good luck next Saturday night. Not that you'll need it because I'm sure that with the undefeated Bad Blood Champion on your team, you'll do just fine.
Gordie, George and Craig all thank Koko for his time as they all shake hands.
