Post by ykmn on Sept 21, 2010 16:09:14 GMT -6
Scene opens with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels standing by. Daniels wears a Black Baseball Cap turned Backwards, a White Shirt with a Blue Nike Coat over top, Blue Jeans and Black Running Shoes.
AD:Natural Selection is quickly coming upon us, and I'm a little nervous about it, for those of you SNW trivia nerds, here's a little important fact that you might know, but the other monkeys of the SNW fanbase may have forgotten, when it comes to Natural Selection, I'm two for two in the elimination matches. I've never lost them, and I fully intend to make it three for three this year, but here's my issue, in past years I've had partners that I know I can somewhat rely on, but this year I'm stuck with two partners who I think are hands down one hundred percent goofballs, with a capital G goofballs. Those two I'm talking about are Twitch and Eddy, The Alley Ratz, two guys who have gotten it into their pot riddled minds that I like them, they think by bugging me, and harassing me, and just overall annoying the lift shit out of me, I'll say that I like them, and were friends. NO, no, no, I will never be friends with those pot smoking, clown worshipping dumb dumbs, I'm stuck with them though because someone thought it would be funny as hell to play the ultimate of ribs on me and stick them with me on a team.
Daniels lets out an annoyed grunt.
AD:I like Danny Palis, I'll let you know that, I don't like a lot of people, but there's rare exceptions that I make, and Danny Palis is one of those exceptions. Danny and I share the same views and we both embrace are complete and utter asshole personalities, and we get along perfectly. Being on a team with him, is not a problem at all, I respect him, he respects me, but what we don't see eye to eye on is the other half of the team, we both know each other is going to do their part and compose themselves with the most excellence of effeciancy, but those two Twitch and Eddy, I've known them for a long long time, we both got are starts in the same general area, and we've worked quite a few companies together, but my honest of opinion of them is that they're like two stupid dogs with ADD. They don't listen, they don't see the big picture like Danny and I do. They don't focus, its like I'm going to have to be a damn baby sitter dealing with those two. Danny thinks there's some promise in them and that they're going to prove themselves at Natural Selection, I think that's crazy and they are going to screw up royally unless we stay on them and make sure they focus, focus, focus. Danny's the team capitan, Danny's responsibilty is to make sure that all the pieces of the puzzle come together and he leads the team thats on the winning side. I'm helping a bit, I've like I said captained two successful teams at Natural Selection, and even though I'm not captaining my own this time around, I still want to win, and I'll be goddamned if I let anyone deny that win, especially my own goofy team mates Twitch and Eddy.
Daniels stops then rubs his forehead and lets out a breath.
AD:Just saying they're name causes my blood pressure to rise, if anyone of you watching this right now think, oh Daniels is being to mean and Daniels isn't giving them a chance, you try, you try just for ten minutes to hang around those two and not get the urge to wrap your hands around them and choke the living crap out of them. That's how much they aggravate me, and I don't want to lose cause of them, I told them right to their faces, you screw up and cost us the match at Natural Selection and there will be the most fiercest of hells to pay. And I will deliver on that promise if need be.
So this week on the road continuing on to Natural Selection it's me and Danny squaring off against Zachary Ward and Adriana Samu. Ward, your the opposing team captain, your the one who's trying to guide his team to conquer us and systematically take us down one by one, I don't know what your game plan is, what your telling your team anything like that, if I was a captain I'd have to worry about that, but I'm just another guy on the team and I have faith in my captain, but when it comes to my other two partners, the stress gets me, I'm suppose to rely on these two, they could eithier break us or make us, it depends on how long they can put the bong down and focus on the game plan. They both have been given their objectives for this week, Twitch is going to take on Rory Kotch and Eddy has been giving the role of being ringside for me and Danny's match against Zachary Ward and Adriana Samu.
Now am I comfortable with the idea of Eddy being there at ring side to make sure things go in our direction, not really, but Danny has guaranteed that he will know his place and not screw up and cost us our match. Zachary Ward and Adriana Samu are going to learn first hand what's awaiting them at Natural Selection. Ward you thought you had an ace in the hole when it was announced that Y'Kores, the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions were going to be the other three members of your team. Well sorry for that those three little girls are going to be taken out one by one until it's you left standing then you will find yourself where so many other failed leaders have ended up when they realized that they just led their followers, their friends and their allys into a burning heap.
Zachary Ward, you and Adriana Samu might not even make it to Natural Selection if your not careful. Danny Palis and I are going to make sure that you two are in pain and are ripe for the picking come Nautral Selection, Eddy don't screw this up, or you will have hell to pay. That's all I'm going to say on that, see you idiots later.
Scene ends
AD:Natural Selection is quickly coming upon us, and I'm a little nervous about it, for those of you SNW trivia nerds, here's a little important fact that you might know, but the other monkeys of the SNW fanbase may have forgotten, when it comes to Natural Selection, I'm two for two in the elimination matches. I've never lost them, and I fully intend to make it three for three this year, but here's my issue, in past years I've had partners that I know I can somewhat rely on, but this year I'm stuck with two partners who I think are hands down one hundred percent goofballs, with a capital G goofballs. Those two I'm talking about are Twitch and Eddy, The Alley Ratz, two guys who have gotten it into their pot riddled minds that I like them, they think by bugging me, and harassing me, and just overall annoying the lift shit out of me, I'll say that I like them, and were friends. NO, no, no, I will never be friends with those pot smoking, clown worshipping dumb dumbs, I'm stuck with them though because someone thought it would be funny as hell to play the ultimate of ribs on me and stick them with me on a team.
Daniels lets out an annoyed grunt.
AD:I like Danny Palis, I'll let you know that, I don't like a lot of people, but there's rare exceptions that I make, and Danny Palis is one of those exceptions. Danny and I share the same views and we both embrace are complete and utter asshole personalities, and we get along perfectly. Being on a team with him, is not a problem at all, I respect him, he respects me, but what we don't see eye to eye on is the other half of the team, we both know each other is going to do their part and compose themselves with the most excellence of effeciancy, but those two Twitch and Eddy, I've known them for a long long time, we both got are starts in the same general area, and we've worked quite a few companies together, but my honest of opinion of them is that they're like two stupid dogs with ADD. They don't listen, they don't see the big picture like Danny and I do. They don't focus, its like I'm going to have to be a damn baby sitter dealing with those two. Danny thinks there's some promise in them and that they're going to prove themselves at Natural Selection, I think that's crazy and they are going to screw up royally unless we stay on them and make sure they focus, focus, focus. Danny's the team capitan, Danny's responsibilty is to make sure that all the pieces of the puzzle come together and he leads the team thats on the winning side. I'm helping a bit, I've like I said captained two successful teams at Natural Selection, and even though I'm not captaining my own this time around, I still want to win, and I'll be goddamned if I let anyone deny that win, especially my own goofy team mates Twitch and Eddy.
Daniels stops then rubs his forehead and lets out a breath.
AD:Just saying they're name causes my blood pressure to rise, if anyone of you watching this right now think, oh Daniels is being to mean and Daniels isn't giving them a chance, you try, you try just for ten minutes to hang around those two and not get the urge to wrap your hands around them and choke the living crap out of them. That's how much they aggravate me, and I don't want to lose cause of them, I told them right to their faces, you screw up and cost us the match at Natural Selection and there will be the most fiercest of hells to pay. And I will deliver on that promise if need be.
So this week on the road continuing on to Natural Selection it's me and Danny squaring off against Zachary Ward and Adriana Samu. Ward, your the opposing team captain, your the one who's trying to guide his team to conquer us and systematically take us down one by one, I don't know what your game plan is, what your telling your team anything like that, if I was a captain I'd have to worry about that, but I'm just another guy on the team and I have faith in my captain, but when it comes to my other two partners, the stress gets me, I'm suppose to rely on these two, they could eithier break us or make us, it depends on how long they can put the bong down and focus on the game plan. They both have been given their objectives for this week, Twitch is going to take on Rory Kotch and Eddy has been giving the role of being ringside for me and Danny's match against Zachary Ward and Adriana Samu.
Now am I comfortable with the idea of Eddy being there at ring side to make sure things go in our direction, not really, but Danny has guaranteed that he will know his place and not screw up and cost us our match. Zachary Ward and Adriana Samu are going to learn first hand what's awaiting them at Natural Selection. Ward you thought you had an ace in the hole when it was announced that Y'Kores, the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions were going to be the other three members of your team. Well sorry for that those three little girls are going to be taken out one by one until it's you left standing then you will find yourself where so many other failed leaders have ended up when they realized that they just led their followers, their friends and their allys into a burning heap.
Zachary Ward, you and Adriana Samu might not even make it to Natural Selection if your not careful. Danny Palis and I are going to make sure that you two are in pain and are ripe for the picking come Nautral Selection, Eddy don't screw this up, or you will have hell to pay. That's all I'm going to say on that, see you idiots later.
Scene ends
