Post by Hollywood on Oct 2, 2010 13:15:38 GMT -6
It was hustle and bustle inside Dunpork's House Of Bacon as the place was packed with everyone coming in for Texas/OU weekend. Craig "Senior" Mueller and "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath managed to get there early enough, barely before people began to pour in. We see that they've already ordered as Gordie has his cup of coffee and a waffle with sausage, poached eggs and golden-brown and crisp hash browns in front of him. Meanwhile, Craig has a tall, frosted glass of tomato juice and a fruit plate in front of him. They were taking their time to eat so that they could discuss the upcoming Natural Selection even, as well as other SNW-related matters. George Dunpork was conspicuous by his absence as he was helping out the wait and kitchen staff given how busy he knew the place would be for Texas/OU weekend.
GORDIE
So have you talked with Chris, Strickler and Benson about the possibility of Thumbtack Kevin's Hardcore Blood team bringing weapons to the match?
CRAIG
We have talked about that, as a matter of fact. However, with our superior scientific wrestling ability, we should be able to outsmart them. I can't speak for the Greater Good, but I'll use a weapon in self-defense. But that's only if I absolutely have to. Otherwise, I am going to do my absolute best not to sink to their level.
GORDIE
Personally, I don't know why Codi Shane thought Thumbtack Kevin would be a great signing. He's been nothing but trouble since coming here to SNW.
CRAIG
Oh I know! He's almost killed S.T. Strickler twice! The first time when he drove him through that pane of glass, then the other time when he threw him into Lake Lewisville! And now Strickler has to fight that nut job not only next week, but also three more times in the Triad Of Violence!
GORDIE
You know, I signed off on the Triad Of Violence, thinking that Thumbtack Kevin would be fighting someone else we don't care for, like that punk Andy Lionheart, or that emo freak Alexander Draven. But damn Myke Rhines puts him up against S.T. Strickler!
CRAIG
I tried to tell you that Rhines had been making some questionable decisions as of late as President.
GORDIE
Don't you worry. It's hard to believe that we actually agree with Codi Shane on something. Come Natural Selection, we'll take care of this situation.
CRAIG
And come Natural Selection, we will rid SNW of this hardcore crap. We may not even have to worry about the Triad Of Violence if we can finish off Kevin, Hellspawn, Lionheart and Draven.
GORDIE
You know the only reason we sign off on SNW being about no rules is because Codi Shane has to have a say as co-owner.
CRAIG
Oh I know. She's "all about the fans."(rolls eyes) The only problem with that is that these fans don't know what the hell they want. They say they want this and that, bitch about whatever they don't like, yet they'll show up anyway. So what's the point of catering to them? If we keep catering to these bloodthirsty fans, we'll have to close up shop because every wrestler on the roster will have their careers cut short!
GORDIE
You know what's scary about Kevin's team is that they actually do know how to wrestle. Then add in how well they know how to use weapons, and they're a pretty dangerous team.
CRAIG
Oh no doubt. Andy Lionheart is starting to get on a roll. Alexander Draven is so unpredictable. And Hellspawn is a two time Texas Heavyweight Champion. If there's anybody we need to focus on first, it's him. He's the most dangerous weapon that Hardcore Blood has. Once we eliminate him, it'll be difficult for the rest of that team to make a comeback.
They took some more bites of their breakfast before going back to their conversation.
GORDIE
You know, don't get me wrong. Hardcore has its place, but only to settle a feud that cannot be settled any other way, or whenever it's time for 4 Up. Other than that, though, there's no reason our roster shouldn't be able to wrestle a great, scientific match.
CRAIG
Exactly. But the problem is that you have these stupid kids that think that just because they wrap each other up in barbed wire, through each other into thumbtacks, or bash each other's heads in with chairs, light tubes and anything else not nailed down, they think all of that makes them a wrestler. It doesn't. They have become a cancer to this business, and it's time that we, along with the Greater Good, radiate this cancer out of the business.
Gordie nodded his head in agreement as their waiter brought them their tab that they would later on get comped once they took it up to the register. They continued on about their business as they asked the camera man to shut the camera off as they had private matters to talk about.
GORDIE
So have you talked with Chris, Strickler and Benson about the possibility of Thumbtack Kevin's Hardcore Blood team bringing weapons to the match?
CRAIG
We have talked about that, as a matter of fact. However, with our superior scientific wrestling ability, we should be able to outsmart them. I can't speak for the Greater Good, but I'll use a weapon in self-defense. But that's only if I absolutely have to. Otherwise, I am going to do my absolute best not to sink to their level.
GORDIE
Personally, I don't know why Codi Shane thought Thumbtack Kevin would be a great signing. He's been nothing but trouble since coming here to SNW.
CRAIG
Oh I know! He's almost killed S.T. Strickler twice! The first time when he drove him through that pane of glass, then the other time when he threw him into Lake Lewisville! And now Strickler has to fight that nut job not only next week, but also three more times in the Triad Of Violence!
GORDIE
You know, I signed off on the Triad Of Violence, thinking that Thumbtack Kevin would be fighting someone else we don't care for, like that punk Andy Lionheart, or that emo freak Alexander Draven. But damn Myke Rhines puts him up against S.T. Strickler!
CRAIG
I tried to tell you that Rhines had been making some questionable decisions as of late as President.
GORDIE
Don't you worry. It's hard to believe that we actually agree with Codi Shane on something. Come Natural Selection, we'll take care of this situation.
CRAIG
And come Natural Selection, we will rid SNW of this hardcore crap. We may not even have to worry about the Triad Of Violence if we can finish off Kevin, Hellspawn, Lionheart and Draven.
GORDIE
You know the only reason we sign off on SNW being about no rules is because Codi Shane has to have a say as co-owner.
CRAIG
Oh I know. She's "all about the fans."(rolls eyes) The only problem with that is that these fans don't know what the hell they want. They say they want this and that, bitch about whatever they don't like, yet they'll show up anyway. So what's the point of catering to them? If we keep catering to these bloodthirsty fans, we'll have to close up shop because every wrestler on the roster will have their careers cut short!
GORDIE
You know what's scary about Kevin's team is that they actually do know how to wrestle. Then add in how well they know how to use weapons, and they're a pretty dangerous team.
CRAIG
Oh no doubt. Andy Lionheart is starting to get on a roll. Alexander Draven is so unpredictable. And Hellspawn is a two time Texas Heavyweight Champion. If there's anybody we need to focus on first, it's him. He's the most dangerous weapon that Hardcore Blood has. Once we eliminate him, it'll be difficult for the rest of that team to make a comeback.
They took some more bites of their breakfast before going back to their conversation.
GORDIE
You know, don't get me wrong. Hardcore has its place, but only to settle a feud that cannot be settled any other way, or whenever it's time for 4 Up. Other than that, though, there's no reason our roster shouldn't be able to wrestle a great, scientific match.
CRAIG
Exactly. But the problem is that you have these stupid kids that think that just because they wrap each other up in barbed wire, through each other into thumbtacks, or bash each other's heads in with chairs, light tubes and anything else not nailed down, they think all of that makes them a wrestler. It doesn't. They have become a cancer to this business, and it's time that we, along with the Greater Good, radiate this cancer out of the business.
Gordie nodded his head in agreement as their waiter brought them their tab that they would later on get comped once they took it up to the register. They continued on about their business as they asked the camera man to shut the camera off as they had private matters to talk about.
