Post by ykmn on Oct 4, 2010 17:00:39 GMT -6
Scene opens with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels standing by. Daniels wears a Black Ed Hardy Baseball Cap, a Blue Volcom T Shirt and Black Pants.
AD:Put yourself in my situation right now, Natural Selection is a couple days away, and I'm doing what any other good member of a team would do, and that's go out and make sure that everything goes just the way it should go for my team. I know I'm not team captain, and I have no problem with that, Danny Palis, is a great captain, he's a better captain then Zach Smith, Zach Smith, see I didn't mess it up this time so shut up. Danny Palis is a way better captain then Zach Smith, but right now there's some little issues in terms of how the rest of the machine is functioning, I think you people are somewhat non retarded enough to realize who I'm talking about, but then I remember this is Texans I'm talking to, so I'll say its The Alley Ratz.
For weeks I've been banging my head off of the wall knowing that I'm stuck with these two guys, I've been trying to think of any possible way to maybe get them out of my hair, but as the weeks went on I realized that yeah I'm stuck with them, and at Natural Selection I have to team up with them as a collective unit and we have to beat the team of Smith and Y'Kores. I have to, there's just nothing I can do to get out of this, I'm going to have to be a man and take care of my business and deal with this hand that the wrestling fates have dealt me, and it sucks, it really truly does suck. But, when can I do about it, I'm not a captain this year, I have to take a bit of a step backwards and let someone else have their moment to shine, and I'm willing to do it for Danny Palis, but I'm not going to let the Ratz make a blunder or a mistake that's going to cost us in the long run.
In past editions of Natural Selection I've had problems that I've had to deal with. The first Natural Selection I had to team with a man who I absolutley wanted to wrap my hands around his neck and choke him unconscious, but I dealt with it and I won my tag match, last years Natural Selection, I had to deal with partners who couldn't make the cut had to be tossed out, and I had to come up with a plan to take on four big men and a guy who was certifiably crazy, but I still won my tag team match. This year, I got the partner problem again, I stopped and truly thought it and realized that no matter how many times I've had problems and issues with people standing on that ring apron sticking their hand out and waiting for my tag. And I've managed somehow someway to get through with it and come out on top.
So having to be put into the position of having two smoked out goofballs for partners, is in all honesty another day in the office for "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. And as much as I would like to cause more of a stink about this, I could scream and yell and curse till I turn blue, but I can't do anything about it now, here we are a few mere matter of days away, and I'm going to be in the position of helping to make sure a situation that could be so costly, be the most successful of them all.
So like I said earlier, put yourself in my situation, you have to grind your teeth, stick your head up and say goddammit I'm going to make this work, I'm going to say to you, to the Alley Ratz, that after all these weeks, I have faith, I have faith that you two are going to watch this and your going to realize that I and Danny have put a belief in our minds that you two are going to come to Natural Selection and you are going to deliver.
I've known you two for about four years now, and as much as I've stood here and said how much I can't stand you guys and how much of a pain in the ass you are. But in those four years I've respected what you can do, your acheivements speak for themselves, you've been tag team champions practically everwhere you've gone. And you've beaten quite the impressive list of tag teams, I'm not kissing your ass, I'm just saying that I know deep down that you guys have it in you to deliver when it matters, and Twitch and Eddy, this is one of those times where you should deliver.
If not for your team mates who are believing in you, then for yourselves, you guys have been on a bit of a spiral the last little while, but what better way to show everyone that they should keep their mouths shut then to face off against four of their favourite SNW wrestlers and dismantle them piece by piece. Guys I know you've been wanting to take those Y'Kores down for quite some time, and all three of them and their little weasel of a manager Xander Nova is going to be there so you can take care of that little issue, you guys have talent, but what you need is motivation, and hopefully now you can realize the motivation is coming from your other two partners who are going to make up the best team at Natural Selection.
I myself have quite the stake coming up this Sunday, last Onslaught, Zach Smith pinned me in the middle of the ring, that bothers me, I'm incase everyone's forgotten still the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, and things although they have been quiet on my side as champion still have me more then alert in regards to who gets the next title shot at my belt. Smith with this now pinfall on me could be the guy that SNW says gets the green light to be my new top challenger, and Zach I'll give you that, you took an opening and you beat me, you did, but I'm going to do what Kid Thunder does the best, and that is dash peoples hopes and dreams.
If you for one second think your going to be the guy who beats me and has my belt wrapped around your waist, you better wake up from your dream right now and realize that Kid Thunder always finds a way to crush wannabees like little insects. Smith, your leading a team of three little girls up against a foursome that's going to have four ambulances lined up outside the arena waiting for you to be wheeled out.
This isn't going to be tag team warfare, no this is going to be an act of terrorism, Zach you and your little team are going to realize the situation your in as the people on the apron goes down from three, to two, to one, to zero, and your going to look across that ring and see us together in full force. Zach your going to reach out for that tag and find no one, your going to be the last person in the ring being picked apart until it's all mercifully ended for you.
So I've said my piece, Twitch and Eddy, take in every word guys, then hopefully realize what you should do and what you shouldn't do, eithier way I'll be there at Natural Selection to be your team mate.
And someone will be THUNDERSTUCK.
Scene ends as Daniels walks off
AD:Put yourself in my situation right now, Natural Selection is a couple days away, and I'm doing what any other good member of a team would do, and that's go out and make sure that everything goes just the way it should go for my team. I know I'm not team captain, and I have no problem with that, Danny Palis, is a great captain, he's a better captain then Zach Smith, Zach Smith, see I didn't mess it up this time so shut up. Danny Palis is a way better captain then Zach Smith, but right now there's some little issues in terms of how the rest of the machine is functioning, I think you people are somewhat non retarded enough to realize who I'm talking about, but then I remember this is Texans I'm talking to, so I'll say its The Alley Ratz.
For weeks I've been banging my head off of the wall knowing that I'm stuck with these two guys, I've been trying to think of any possible way to maybe get them out of my hair, but as the weeks went on I realized that yeah I'm stuck with them, and at Natural Selection I have to team up with them as a collective unit and we have to beat the team of Smith and Y'Kores. I have to, there's just nothing I can do to get out of this, I'm going to have to be a man and take care of my business and deal with this hand that the wrestling fates have dealt me, and it sucks, it really truly does suck. But, when can I do about it, I'm not a captain this year, I have to take a bit of a step backwards and let someone else have their moment to shine, and I'm willing to do it for Danny Palis, but I'm not going to let the Ratz make a blunder or a mistake that's going to cost us in the long run.
In past editions of Natural Selection I've had problems that I've had to deal with. The first Natural Selection I had to team with a man who I absolutley wanted to wrap my hands around his neck and choke him unconscious, but I dealt with it and I won my tag match, last years Natural Selection, I had to deal with partners who couldn't make the cut had to be tossed out, and I had to come up with a plan to take on four big men and a guy who was certifiably crazy, but I still won my tag team match. This year, I got the partner problem again, I stopped and truly thought it and realized that no matter how many times I've had problems and issues with people standing on that ring apron sticking their hand out and waiting for my tag. And I've managed somehow someway to get through with it and come out on top.
So having to be put into the position of having two smoked out goofballs for partners, is in all honesty another day in the office for "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. And as much as I would like to cause more of a stink about this, I could scream and yell and curse till I turn blue, but I can't do anything about it now, here we are a few mere matter of days away, and I'm going to be in the position of helping to make sure a situation that could be so costly, be the most successful of them all.
So like I said earlier, put yourself in my situation, you have to grind your teeth, stick your head up and say goddammit I'm going to make this work, I'm going to say to you, to the Alley Ratz, that after all these weeks, I have faith, I have faith that you two are going to watch this and your going to realize that I and Danny have put a belief in our minds that you two are going to come to Natural Selection and you are going to deliver.
I've known you two for about four years now, and as much as I've stood here and said how much I can't stand you guys and how much of a pain in the ass you are. But in those four years I've respected what you can do, your acheivements speak for themselves, you've been tag team champions practically everwhere you've gone. And you've beaten quite the impressive list of tag teams, I'm not kissing your ass, I'm just saying that I know deep down that you guys have it in you to deliver when it matters, and Twitch and Eddy, this is one of those times where you should deliver.
If not for your team mates who are believing in you, then for yourselves, you guys have been on a bit of a spiral the last little while, but what better way to show everyone that they should keep their mouths shut then to face off against four of their favourite SNW wrestlers and dismantle them piece by piece. Guys I know you've been wanting to take those Y'Kores down for quite some time, and all three of them and their little weasel of a manager Xander Nova is going to be there so you can take care of that little issue, you guys have talent, but what you need is motivation, and hopefully now you can realize the motivation is coming from your other two partners who are going to make up the best team at Natural Selection.
I myself have quite the stake coming up this Sunday, last Onslaught, Zach Smith pinned me in the middle of the ring, that bothers me, I'm incase everyone's forgotten still the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, and things although they have been quiet on my side as champion still have me more then alert in regards to who gets the next title shot at my belt. Smith with this now pinfall on me could be the guy that SNW says gets the green light to be my new top challenger, and Zach I'll give you that, you took an opening and you beat me, you did, but I'm going to do what Kid Thunder does the best, and that is dash peoples hopes and dreams.
If you for one second think your going to be the guy who beats me and has my belt wrapped around your waist, you better wake up from your dream right now and realize that Kid Thunder always finds a way to crush wannabees like little insects. Smith, your leading a team of three little girls up against a foursome that's going to have four ambulances lined up outside the arena waiting for you to be wheeled out.
This isn't going to be tag team warfare, no this is going to be an act of terrorism, Zach you and your little team are going to realize the situation your in as the people on the apron goes down from three, to two, to one, to zero, and your going to look across that ring and see us together in full force. Zach your going to reach out for that tag and find no one, your going to be the last person in the ring being picked apart until it's all mercifully ended for you.
So I've said my piece, Twitch and Eddy, take in every word guys, then hopefully realize what you should do and what you shouldn't do, eithier way I'll be there at Natural Selection to be your team mate.
And someone will be THUNDERSTUCK.
Scene ends as Daniels walks off
