Post by Slammin' Sam on Oct 6, 2010 18:14:18 GMT -6
The scene opens up in some small downtown bar in Fort Worth, Texas. Sitting near a dart board are S.T. Strickler and Benson.
Benson: So, S.T., this Saturday night is when everything comes to a head. Know what I mean?
Strickler: Yes Benson. Yes I do. The night that we show everybody that real wrestling skills is way better than that hardcore garbage. The night we show those no talent punks that we're in charge!
I've been waiting a good while for this. Especially with that talentless wimp, Thumbtack Kevin. He showed me what kind of person he was by driving me through a pane of glass. He even showed his true colors when him and Hellspawn threw us into the lake. Really guys? Really? And yet, here we are in perfect condition.
Benson: Which is kinda hard to say about some of our opponents. Kevin was so beat up the other night, that we had to make the decision for him, if you know what I mean. And Hellspawn is just some broken down, former shell of himself has-been.
And for those who know their wrestling trivia, me and Hellspawn have a bit of history with each other. I still remember how he cost you the FCW Middleweight Title against Jon Michaels. That's ok, 'cause I got him back and took his Hardcore championship. Which thankfully was re-christened as the Canadian Championship, a belt that I proudly held for a few months.
Strickler: And like Chris P. said, both me and Benson have had our share of battles. The cage match against Adriana Samu. I've even gone against one of the nastiest men in wrestling, Revelation. But people want to know why I can't stand the hardcore garbage? All this goes back to my last U.S. Championship run in the WRF. I was so focused on defeating my opponent, that we agreed to an "I Quit" cage match. And since then, I have been on this crusade to eliminate people such as Thumbtack Kevin.
And Benson, I think everybody else is more surprised that we are aligned with Craig Mueller. Yeah, we haven't exactly been the best of friends when Pain, Inc. and the Sports Nutz went at it. But he shares the same vision as we do. And this Saturday night at Natural Selection, we're going to show those no-talent clowns that real wrestling will always prevail over the hardcore garbage. Sorry guys, ECW died years ago. Hardcore wrestling should've gone along with it. The Enforcers of Pain, Chris P., and Craig Mueller are going to make sure we accomplish this mission. And if nobody likes it, that's too bad because you're gonna have to get used to it!
Strickler and Benson continue to talk as the scene fades out.
Benson: So, S.T., this Saturday night is when everything comes to a head. Know what I mean?
Strickler: Yes Benson. Yes I do. The night that we show everybody that real wrestling skills is way better than that hardcore garbage. The night we show those no talent punks that we're in charge!
I've been waiting a good while for this. Especially with that talentless wimp, Thumbtack Kevin. He showed me what kind of person he was by driving me through a pane of glass. He even showed his true colors when him and Hellspawn threw us into the lake. Really guys? Really? And yet, here we are in perfect condition.
Benson: Which is kinda hard to say about some of our opponents. Kevin was so beat up the other night, that we had to make the decision for him, if you know what I mean. And Hellspawn is just some broken down, former shell of himself has-been.
And for those who know their wrestling trivia, me and Hellspawn have a bit of history with each other. I still remember how he cost you the FCW Middleweight Title against Jon Michaels. That's ok, 'cause I got him back and took his Hardcore championship. Which thankfully was re-christened as the Canadian Championship, a belt that I proudly held for a few months.
Strickler: And like Chris P. said, both me and Benson have had our share of battles. The cage match against Adriana Samu. I've even gone against one of the nastiest men in wrestling, Revelation. But people want to know why I can't stand the hardcore garbage? All this goes back to my last U.S. Championship run in the WRF. I was so focused on defeating my opponent, that we agreed to an "I Quit" cage match. And since then, I have been on this crusade to eliminate people such as Thumbtack Kevin.
And Benson, I think everybody else is more surprised that we are aligned with Craig Mueller. Yeah, we haven't exactly been the best of friends when Pain, Inc. and the Sports Nutz went at it. But he shares the same vision as we do. And this Saturday night at Natural Selection, we're going to show those no-talent clowns that real wrestling will always prevail over the hardcore garbage. Sorry guys, ECW died years ago. Hardcore wrestling should've gone along with it. The Enforcers of Pain, Chris P., and Craig Mueller are going to make sure we accomplish this mission. And if nobody likes it, that's too bad because you're gonna have to get used to it!
Strickler and Benson continue to talk as the scene fades out.
