Post by ykmn on Oct 7, 2010 15:16:38 GMT -6
Scene opens with Twitch and Eddy, The Alley Ratz standing by.
Eddy:Alex Daniels, KT, we knew you cared.
Twitch:We knew you had faith.
Eddy:We knew the entire time, beneath that cold, stern exterior was a big softy who had a soft spot for these two juggalos.
Twitch:We knew it all along, all you had to do was truly get to know us before you realized that the two of us are fully capable of being the BTTPF's.
Eddy:That means Best Tag Team Partners Forever, for you uneducated jerk asses.
Twitch:We watch your promo Alex, and it almost brought tears to our eyes. Then again we were stoned so we were watery eyed already. We know that you and Danny Palis don't want the other half of the team to be lagging, we know we made mistakes, but guys, mistakes are made to be learned from, and Eddy and I have learned that come this weekend at Natural Selection, Zach and Y'Kores are going to be piled ontop of each other in a mountain of failure.
Eddy:The thrist for victory is strong in us aswell, we don't want to be walked over, hell no, Y'Kores have for to long been thorns in our sides, and there's only so much we can take before we reach out and slap the tastes out of their mouths, Natural Selection is that time.
Twitch:We know that Danny Palis is under quite a bit of pressure and stress, any team captain would be, but were not adding to that stress, no no, were going to take some of that stress away as one by one Zach Smith and Y'Kores are taken out. Eddy and I are the most cunning and resiliant tag team in SNW history, and matched up with you two we know that our opponents are going to be stepped on over and over again. The way it should be.
Eddy:Were all buddies here, Alex, you said you have faith in us, we have faith in ourselves aswell, but to hear those words coming out of your mouth, that meant so much to us, to have one of our most respected peers come out and say what you said, it made us feel good.
Twitch:Don't go to much into homo terrain.
Eddy:I'm not, I'm just truly greatful that we are finally paired up with two of the baddest mofo's around, add us into the mix and the chaos is going to be coming down hard on anyone who stands in our way.
Twitch:And we mean anyone, man, woman, animal,child, were not messing around here, were coming with hatchets swinging and the body parts are going to fly.
Eddy:Mix in the power of the Juggalos, with the violent and destructive nature of Thunder with that Sahara Reign on top, and ladies and gentlemen there is a foursome more feared then The Four Horsemen.
Twitch:Which the old stable or the biblical.
Eddy:Biblical, see I read it, I just don't use it as filter.
Twitch:Y'Kores and Smith, the four of you are going to be hurt plain and simple, our team is going to stand victorious while you are just going to be left in a heap. Danny and Alex, we won't let you down.
The Ratz leave as the scene fades out
Eddy:Alex Daniels, KT, we knew you cared.
Twitch:We knew you had faith.
Eddy:We knew the entire time, beneath that cold, stern exterior was a big softy who had a soft spot for these two juggalos.
Twitch:We knew it all along, all you had to do was truly get to know us before you realized that the two of us are fully capable of being the BTTPF's.
Eddy:That means Best Tag Team Partners Forever, for you uneducated jerk asses.
Twitch:We watch your promo Alex, and it almost brought tears to our eyes. Then again we were stoned so we were watery eyed already. We know that you and Danny Palis don't want the other half of the team to be lagging, we know we made mistakes, but guys, mistakes are made to be learned from, and Eddy and I have learned that come this weekend at Natural Selection, Zach and Y'Kores are going to be piled ontop of each other in a mountain of failure.
Eddy:The thrist for victory is strong in us aswell, we don't want to be walked over, hell no, Y'Kores have for to long been thorns in our sides, and there's only so much we can take before we reach out and slap the tastes out of their mouths, Natural Selection is that time.
Twitch:We know that Danny Palis is under quite a bit of pressure and stress, any team captain would be, but were not adding to that stress, no no, were going to take some of that stress away as one by one Zach Smith and Y'Kores are taken out. Eddy and I are the most cunning and resiliant tag team in SNW history, and matched up with you two we know that our opponents are going to be stepped on over and over again. The way it should be.
Eddy:Were all buddies here, Alex, you said you have faith in us, we have faith in ourselves aswell, but to hear those words coming out of your mouth, that meant so much to us, to have one of our most respected peers come out and say what you said, it made us feel good.
Twitch:Don't go to much into homo terrain.
Eddy:I'm not, I'm just truly greatful that we are finally paired up with two of the baddest mofo's around, add us into the mix and the chaos is going to be coming down hard on anyone who stands in our way.
Twitch:And we mean anyone, man, woman, animal,child, were not messing around here, were coming with hatchets swinging and the body parts are going to fly.
Eddy:Mix in the power of the Juggalos, with the violent and destructive nature of Thunder with that Sahara Reign on top, and ladies and gentlemen there is a foursome more feared then The Four Horsemen.
Twitch:Which the old stable or the biblical.
Eddy:Biblical, see I read it, I just don't use it as filter.
Twitch:Y'Kores and Smith, the four of you are going to be hurt plain and simple, our team is going to stand victorious while you are just going to be left in a heap. Danny and Alex, we won't let you down.
The Ratz leave as the scene fades out
