Natural Selection: 10/9/10

[Hollywood]

The intro to "Show Me What You Got" by Powerman 5000 plays in a loop as we see pictures of the various participants in the Natural Selection team elimination matches come up on the screen while I.P. Freely provides the voiceover.

I.P. FREELY
It's survival of the fittest at SNW Natural Selection as team captain Zachary Smith teams with Y Kores to take on team captain Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis, SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Alex Daniels and the Alley Ratz! It's the Modern Rockers against the Classic Rockers!

Team captain Matt Margera teams up with Wench, "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara and Soul Reaper to take on team captain Super Vader, Killer Kong, Mike "Beastman" Hanson and the Mauler! The Perfect World against the Destruction Crew!

Team captain Goryokaku teams up with Enigmah, Blake "Tiger" Snyder and Austin Virgo to take on team captain Versus Vince, Samuel Hale and the Deutschland Dream! It's the Darkness taking on the Versus Violation!

Team captain Thumbtack Kevin teams up with Hellspawn, Andy Lionheart and Alexander "Dark Sun" Draven to take on team captain Chris P., Craig "Senior" Mueller and the Enforcers of Pain! It's Hardcore Blood taking on the Greater Good!

And in our main event tonight, SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Jack Clinton with Versus Vince in his corner defends the championship against SNW Bad Blood Champion Robert Ravencroft with Lenore Ravencroft in his corner where the only way to win is for your opponent's corner to throw in the towel! It's Natural Selection!



"Show Me What You Got" by Powerman 5000 goes from the looped intro to the rest of the song as the shot opens inside the Gordietorium. The fans are going crazy holding signs such as "MAUL MARGERA!" "FEAR THE SOUL REAPER" "ZZ TOP > JONAS SISTERS" and "JAMIL IS HERE!"

LIVE!
THE GORDIETORIUM!
FORT WORTH, TX!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Coming to you from the sold out Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth in Sundance Square, it's the 2010 edition of Natural Selection!

Camera shot switches over to the broadcast location where Candice Crawford and Jason Martel are standing by, with Candice holding the mic.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What a great lineup here tonight as here at Natural Selection, it's all about survival of the fittest.

JASON MARTEL
That's right. Teams of four will try to survive, but you have to wonder how some of these teams will get along.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well there's no doubt that the Perfect World will get along just fine, and there's no doubt that the Destruction Crew will get along. But then you have teams such as Hardcore Blood, where Hellspawn has made no bones about it that he'll do what he has to win but he won't become anyone's friend here tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Likewise, one has to wonder how SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels will get along with the Alley Ratz.

The shot opens looking at the entrance as “Amazing Disgrace” by Diesel starts up. We hear the voice of the late Johnny Cash:

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder,
One of the four beasts saying "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold a white horse.

Matt Margera walks out from the curtain leading the way, holding his trade mark horsehead cane in one hand, and behind him follow Wench, Tyler Guevara, and Soul Reaper as they slowly make their way to the ring. They ignore the boos and catcalls from the crowd.

HARRY SACHS
This is the first of our Natural Selection elimination tag matches, where you must eliminate all members from the opposing team to win the match. Introducing the first team lead by team captain Matt Margera, along with Wench, Tyler Guevara and Soul Reaper, they are the Perfect World!

JASON MARTEL
So here they are, the real talent here in Sports Nutz Wrestling. You cannot measure the amount of talent in that ring at the moment.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I'll give them their due. They are a talented bunch, but they are very ruthless and don't give a damn about anybody. And they would beat up their own family if it meant ruling SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, gotta do whatever it takes to be at the top.

Matt, Wench, Tyler and Reaper walk over to their corner as they await their opponents. “Oh Yeah” by Yello hits the PA system and the fans go wild as the Destruction Crew, led by the Gambler, step out from behind the entrance and begin to make their way towards the ring as the crowd cheers them on.

HARRY SACHS
And their opponents, accompanied by the Gambler... team captain Super Vader, Killer Kong, Mike "Beastman" Hanson and the Mauler, they are the Destruction Crew!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Here’s a real team that's also full of talent and if there is any justice in this world, this match will see the Destruction Crew coming out on top tonight.

JASON MARTEL
I don’t know what sort of fetishes you may have, Candice, but those men only provide the most immense weight to the ring and that is not enough to get you anywhere. This will be an open and shut Perfect World victory. How can it be any other way, with men who can’t possibly have the stamina to last a full match, and they certainly don’t have the skill to out wrestle the likes of Soul Reaper and Matt Margera.

The Gambler leads the Destruction Crew down to the ring, and each one lumbers in as the Perfect World formulate their strategy.


Perfect World
Team Captain Matt Margera, Wench, Tyler Guevara and Soul Reaper
vs.
The Destruction Crew
Team Captain Super Vader, Killer Kong, Mike Hanson and Mauler

Harry Sachs gets out of the ring and the referee quickly does a body check for any foreign objects. Once he’s happy, he signals the time keeper to ring the bell. Left in the ring are Soul Reaper and Mike Hanson. Mike charges at Soul Reaper, aiming for a shoulder barge, but Reaper dodges to the right and hits a stiff kick to the back of Mike’s legs that sends him to the ground. Reaper follows up with a couple of quick kicks to Hanson's body, then waits for Hanson to stand up on his feet. Hanson rolls over and pushes himself up slowly as he gets up onto one knee and looks up at Reaper. He sees him coming dashing towards him, but Hanson pushes himself forward, spearing Soul Reaper down into the canvas. Hanson mounts Reaper as he goes for a punch to the head. Reaper blocks the first left and lashes out with a right into Hanson’s face causing, him to fall off Reaper.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
With Mike Hanson and Reaper starting the match off, we’ve already seen some quick exchanges. Reaper seems determined to wear Mike down, but Mike isn’t letting Reaper give a one-sided beating.

JASON MARTEL
If Hanson can get Reaper off his game, he'll have a chance. Reaper is a better technical wrestler, whereas Hanson, and everyone else on the Destruction Crew for that matter, is a brawler.

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Mike gets back up to his feet and grabs Soul Reaper. He pulls him up and whips him towards the ropes. Reaper goes with the flow except on the rebound he spots Mike setting up for a discus Clothesline. Reaper ducks and bounces off the other set of ropes. He hits a hard clothesline to Mike, sending him crashing down to the canvas. Reaper goes for a quick cover only to have Mike kick out almost instantly. Reaper gets to his feet and grabs Mike by the head, dragging him towards Perfect World's corner and tags in Wench. With Soul Reaper keeping a hold of Mike Hanson, Wench bounces off the ropes behind her and uses the momentum to drive her foot into Mike’s gut. With Mike winded, Wench bounces off the ropes behind her again and hits a Tornado DDT on the return. Wench goes for the cover, but Mike kicks out with little effort.

JASON MARTEL
And now the beautiful and talented Wench shows the world why she is the top female in Perfect World.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
She’s the only female in Perfect World, or are you having some sort of strange fantasies again?

Mike Hanson gets to his feet and turns to Wench, who comes running at him again. She hits Mike Hanson with a dropkick as he takes a step back. He doesn’t seem bothered at all by the dropkick. Wench bounces off the ropes again, hitting him with another dropkick, forcing him to take another step back, but once again he doesn’t seem fazed by it. In fact, he looks as though he’s trying his hardest not to laugh. Wench gets somewhat riled up and bounces off the ropes again, but this time Mike Hanson catches her and hits her with a powerslam. Wench rolls in pain and Mike Hanson takes her by the hair, and brings her up to her feet. He raises his hand and hooks her up for a DDT. However, Wench drives a couple of punches into his gut and just below his ribs, winding Mike and forcing him to let go. She quickly hooks him up and nails the Twist of Fate. Wench makes the cover.

ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Mike "Beastman" Hanson has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
Hahaha! Mike Hanson makes the biggest mistake of his life. He should have just pinned Wench after that powerslam, but no. He had to try one move too many, and it cost him.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And like that, the Perfect World strikes first blood in this contest.

Killer Kong quickly gets into the ring as Mike Hanson rolls out. Kong gets a hold of Wench before she can escape and whips her into a corner. He follows up, charging towards her and hitting a Kong Squash #1(Avalanche). Wench staggers two steps out of the corner as Kong tags in the Mauler as Wench collapses to the floor. Mauler gets a hold of Wench and brings her to her feet, then hooks her up into a powerbomb before slamming her hard into the canvas below. He brings her up to her feet again and drives her down to the canvas with a chokeslam.

JASON MARTEL
My god the horror! How can they manhandle Wench like that?! It’s got to be illegal!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Hey, Wench should have been paying attention when Killer Kong entered the ring.

Mauler lets Wench get herself up to her feet. She takes a step towards her corner before she’s cut off by Mauler, who lifts her up into the torture rack. He applies a bit of pressure before quickly turning it into the Completely Mauled. Mauler goes for the pin. Tyler Guevara gets into the ring to try and break up the pin, but Super Vader is there to stop him with a clothesline. Matt Margera and Soul Reaper enter the ring, but Killer Kong gives them a quick exit with a clothesline that sends both of them over the top rope and onto the floor as the crowd cheers like mad.

JASON MARTEL
Dammit, somebody help Wench here! She can’t take on this many men at once!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well, Wench has claimed she can take on more than this.

Mauler goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Wench has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And Wench is eliminated from this match with Killer Kong and Super Vader getting back into their corner. It makes you wonder who will be the next member of Perfect World to enter the ring.

JASON MARTEL
And it looks like Matt Margera will show us just the type of leader he is as he now gets into the ring with Mauler.

Matt quickly hits Mauler with a running DDT. Matt picks Mauler up and hooks him into a German Suplex, following it with a pin. ONE... TWO... Mauler manages to kick out of the pin and get to his feet. He gets up to Matt and starts laying into him with knife edge chops, driving Matt Margera into a corner. Mauler then takes a hold of Matt and whips him towards the ropes. As Matt hits the ropes, Tyler Guevara quickly taps Matt on the back to become the legal man. The ref sees this, but Mauler doesn’t. He hits Margera with the Mauler Slam, then goes for a cover.

JASON MARTEL
Now there is skill. Matt Margera is sacrificing his body just for an advantage while the idiot Mauler is trying to pin what is now an illegal man. This is why the Destruction Crew doesn’t stand a chance.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I hate to admit it but Tyler Guevara reacted quickly there and now he’s got an advantage against Mauler, who is arguing with the ref over the lack of a count.

Matt quickly rolls out of the ring as Mauler turns round to receive a big boot from Tyler Guevara. The big man follows up with an arm wringer to Mauler then hitting his shoulder with several elbow drops. Tyler picks Mauler up and goes for a short arm clothesline, but Mauler ducks. Tyler turns around, and he and Mauler begin to trade blows with lefts and rights here and there. Mauler lands a big haymaker, causing Tyler to stumble back. Mauler tries to go for a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but Tyler lands a sharp and powerful martial arts kick to Mauler's head, causing him to reel backwards towards the ropes. Tyler follows up quickly, hooking Mauler into Dangerous DDT then makes the cover for a pin.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
ONE... TWO... And Mauler barely kicks out.

JASON MARTEL
Pure instinct there.

Tyler gets to his feet quickly, hoping to get at Mauler before he’s ready, but Mauler beats him to the punch with a kick to the midsection, lining Tyler up for a powerbomb. Mauler lifts Tyler into the air and brings him down hard onto the canvas with said powerbomb. Mauler follows up by running the ropes, bouncing off and hitting a leg drop. He gets to his feet quickly and stomps down hard onto the left leg of Tyler, causing Tyler to sit up in pain. Mauler takes a hold of Tyler and drags him up to a standing position, then hooks him up for a powerslam, driving him down on to the canvas. Mauler goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Tyler quickly gets his leg up onto the ropes and the ref tells Mauler to break the pin.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Tyler Guevara using the ropes to break out of that pin there after receiving a heavy beating from Mauler. It makes you wonder, can the Perfect World win this through their wrestling talent, or will they resort to their usual underhanded bag of tricks?

JASON MARTEL
You obviously don’t understand genius when you see it, Candice. Why should Tyler go through the efforts of pushing a fat man off himself when he can simply use his legs to break the pin with less effort? This is why the Perfect World will always dominate.

Tyler gets up and catches a slap to the chest from Mauler, staggering Tyler back. Mauler charges forward, only to run into a big boot from Tyler Guevara that staggers the Mauler. Tyler follows up by hooking Mauler up and hitting him with the Hellbent For Destruction. Tyler makes the pin. Killer Kong and Super Vader try to break up the pin but are cut off by Matt Margera and Soul Reaper equally. Soul Reaper and Super Vader drive each other over the ropes out of the ring and begin exchanging blows while Kong tosses Margera out of the ring. ONE... TWO... Kong drops an elbow on Tyler, breaking up the pin. Tyler is holding the back of his head while Kong goes back to his corner.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Kong back to his corner while Super Vader knocks Reaper down on the floor with a hard right hand punch.

JASON MARTEL
Meanwhile, Mauler is crawling over in an attempt to tag Kong back into the match.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And Mauler makes the tag.

Killer Kong picks Tyler up and whips him into a corner and then hits the Kong Squash #1. He lets Tyler stumble out of the corner before whipping him into another corner and hitting him with a second Kong Squash #1. Kong stomps his feet down hard as the fans start cheering wildly. Kong scoops Tyler up and brings him down with a Kong Slam, then raises his arms before jumping up and down near the head of Tyler, Earthquake style. Not giving Tyler a chance to breathe, Kong runs the ropes, rebounds off the ropes and squashes Tyler with the Kong Splash. ONE... TWO... THREE![/color]

HARRY SACHS
Tyler Guevara has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Killer Kong just destroyed Tyler Guevara there, and it makes you wonder who is going to be able to stop this rampage?

JASON MARTEL
Give it a couple of seconds, Candice, and Kong will be out of breath, plain and simple.

Matt Margera gets into the ring quickly and as Killer Kong is getting to his feet, Matt hits a dropkick on Killer Kong, staggering him backwards. He hits a second dropkick as Tyler Guevara rolls out of the ring and Super Vader gets into his corner. Soul Reaper gets into his corner as Tyler Guevara rests against a barrier, taking a breather. Matt Margera hits a third dropkick, and Tyler spots a free chair which he takes a hold of. Soul Reaper threatens to get into the ring distracting the referee, and as Matt Margera hits a fourth dropkick, Tyler Guevara drives the chair into Killer Kong's back, forcing him to step forward in pain and receive the full force of a Benihana, sending Kong to the canvas out cold. Matt makes the cover quickly as Soul Reaper steps in to cut off Super Vader. Tyler makes his way out of the Gordietorium with the evidence of his deed. Margera covers Kong. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Killer Kong has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And once again we have the underhanded methods of the Perfect World pushing everything in their favor as Tyler Guevara didn't leave ringside and took advantage of the distracted referee.

JASON MARTEL
This is why the Perfect World are geniuses in the ring. Tyler Guevara, who had been eliminated, worked so well together with Matt Margera and Soul Reaper to make sure they got the best advantage they could. Matt Margera hit Killer Kong with the Benihana, and we have a fat man currently residing in Never Never Land.

The ref splits Reaper and Super Vader up, forcing Reaper back into his corner. Kong rolls himself out of the ring as Super Vader and Matt Margera lock up. Matt attempts to lift Vader for a bodyslam, but his back can’t handle the weight and he drops Super Vader, who takes advantage with a sharp and powerful clothesline, driving Matt to the canvas hard. Super Vader bounces himself off the ropes and hits a jumping elbow drop, knocking the wind out of Margera and forcing him to roll over in pain. Super Vader plays to the crowd to get them fired up as Matt gets up to his feet. Super Vader uses his time and bounces off the ropes, grabs Matt in a bearhug, picks him up and drives him into the corner. Matt stumbles out of the corner, but before he can fall to the ground, Super Vader lifts him up and slams him down with a Vader Bomb. Super Vader then climbs up to the top turnbuckle, his back to Margera, and comes flying off the top turnbuckle and crashing onto Margera with the Vadersault. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Matt Margera has been eliminated!

Mauler makes a blind tag to Super Vader as Reaper runs in. Mauler charges at Reaper, only for Reaper to catch him with an Exploder Suplex into a pin. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
The Mauler has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Now we can finally determine which team is the superior team. Is it the Destruction Crew or Perfect World.

JASON MARTEL
It’s obviously Perfect World. We’re talking Reaper facing Super Vader, and Reaper has had plenty of rest since the start of the match, barring the few scuffles between himself and Vader that have already taken place.

Reaper enters the ring and Super Vader goes for a clothesline, but Reaper ducks. Super Vader turns around and Reaper lays into him with a flurry of lefts and rights, ending the sequence with a dropkick to Super Vader’s chest, forcing him back towards the ropes. Soul Reaper gets in close and as he goes to hook up an overhead belly to belly suplex, Super Vader quickly reacts with a headbutt. Super Vader follows up with a side belly to belly suplex, then makes a cover.

JASON MARTEL
Come on Reaper don’t let the Destruction Crew do this show them who’s superior!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
ONE... TWO... Soul Reaper kicking out at two.

Super Vader gets up to his feet with an irritated look on his face. He gets a hold of Soul Reaper's head and pulls him up to his feet. Super Vader hits a heavy slap that echoes around the Gordietorium. Super Vader whips Soul Reaper into the ropes and gets ready to hit a clothesline, but Soul Reaper uses the ropes to launch a springboard kick into the head of Super Vader, forcing him back a couple of steps. Not letting the momentum drop, Soul Reaper quickly locks in the Cold Hard Truth as he takes the big man down. Super Vader reacts in pain, but refuses to tap out. The ref asks if he quits, but Vader says no every time.

JASON MARTEL
And here we have it, the Cold Hard, Truth, which ironically is what I have stated from the start that the Destruction Crew are not in the same league as Perfect World.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What are you on about Jason? The Perfect world haven’t won this match yet, so don’t be singing their praises just yet. Super Vader doesn’t look like he’s willing to give up the fight.

Super Vader tries to struggle out to no avail as Soul Reaper has it locked in too tight. Super Vader tries to pull himself towards the ropes, but Reaper just drags him back and applies more and more pressure. Eventually, Super Vader seems to go limp and the referee tries to see if Super Vader is conscious be raising his arm and letting go. It falls to his side. The ref repeats the process again, and once again, the arm falls lifeless to the side. The ref raises the hand a third time and lets it go, and it falls lifelessly to the side one final time as the referee calls for the timekeeper to end the match and gets Soul Reaper to break the hold.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, your sole survivor of the match, Soul Reaper!

JASON MARTEL
Justice is served!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The Perfect World with a huge victory thanks to Soul Reaper forcing Super Vader to pass out with the Cold, Hard Truth.

The shot switches to see Valerie Snyder walking in the hallway backstage. She is approached by Versus Vince.[/color]

VERSUS VINCE
Listen, Val', I know you wanted to come to the ring with us tonight.

VALERIE SNYDER
Yeah, I plan on it.

VERSUS VINCE
Yeah, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. You can't.

VALERIE SNYDER
Can't what? You actually think I'm not going down there with you?

VERSUS VINCE
Its just risky. Who knows whats gonna happen out there.

VALERIE SNYDER
I do! He's my brother. He wouldn't harm me.

VERSUS VINCE
And its not him I'm worried about.

VALERIE SNYDER
Fine, fine, just be careful.

VERSUS VINCE
Baby, you know I'm careful.[/b][/color]

The scene fades.[/color][/center]

[Hollywood]

We see Jerusha backstage with Trance and Frederick Heinz. Jerusha is holding Trance's hand.

JERUSHA
Good luck out there tonight. You sure you don't want me at ringside?

TRANCE
Versus Vince has stated that it could be too dangerous out there for not only his girlfriend, but for you as well.

Jerusha nods her head and says "I understand."

FREDERICK HEINZ
C'mon. I lead the way.

Trance follows Frederick out. The shot switches to show Samuel Hale walking backstage, alone. A man wearing a black singlet that reads "Rock Hard" approaches him. He kicks Hale in the stomach, and snaps him down with a double-arm DDT. The man raises his arms, and then picks up Hale, hitting a stunning Spinebuster. The man yells to Hale, revealing himself as "Rock Hard" Rick Austin. Rick picks up Hale a final time, hitting his pattened Rockslide finisher to Hale onto the cold hard floor. Shot goes back to Candice Crawford and Jason Martel, who are in shock of what they just saw.

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CANDICE CRAWFORD
What on earth did we just witness?!

JASON MARTEL
You tell me and we'll both know!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
In any event, we understand that Brenda Price has some late breaking news. Brenda?

Brenda Price is standing outside the Oval Office, located within the Gordietorium.

BRENDA PRICE
I'm outside the Oval Office, and earlier today, Myke Rhines came in, packed his things, and left. I tried to ask him about it, but he wouldn't say anything. I was able to track down co-owner Codi Shane, and she stated that after Rhines had taken away Versus Vince's rightful Texas Title shot, she had to conduct an investigation. Turns out she found some papers that Rhines had left behind with notes jotted down of how to screw Vince out of a title shot. After talking with Rhines, she called in co-owner Gordon Heath and showed him the evidence. He had no choice but to agree with Codi, and as of today, Myke Rhines has been impeached from the SNW Presidency.

The fans inside the Gordietorium watching on the HD plasma screen SportsTron, located just above the entrance, with four more plasma screen SportsTrons located above the ring, cheer their lungs out.

BRENDA PRICE
After Rhines was impeached, Codi Shane and Gordon Heath convened to name a new president. As of 3:30 PM this afternoon, SNW has not only a new president, but a new vice president as well. Craig "Senior" Mueller is the new President of SNW, and George Dunpork is the new Vice President. We send it back out to ringside.

"Journey Through the Dark" by Blind Guardian booms over the PA inside the Gordietorium to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Goryokaku walks out from the back. He stands there, as Enigmah comes out from his left side. She puts a hand on her hip, waiting for Austin Virgo. Austin walks out, without the chain for this specific match. Blake Snyder comes out last, and puts his forearm in front of his chest.

HARRY SACHS
This is our next Natural Selection team elimination match! Introducing first, team captain Goryokaku, along with Enigmah, Blake "Tiger" Snyder and Austin Virgo... the Darkness!

JASON MARTEL
The Darkness! The great team led by the darkest man in SNW himself, Goryokaku.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Gory, along with his cousin, Enigmah, and the mismatched partnership developing between Blake Snyder and Austin Virgo look to put one over on Versus Vince's team.

Gory starts to walk down to the ring, but Blake gets overexcited, and jumps in front of him, running down to the ring. He rolls inside, and taunts the fans as his team slowly make their way down. "Sound of Madness" by Shinedown erupts in the Gordietorium when the Darkness are in the ring. The fans cheer when they see Versus Vince come out to this particular theme. Behind Vince is the team of Trance and Frederick Heinz, the Deutschland Dream.

HARRY SACHS
And their opponents, the Deutschland Dream and team captain Versus Vince, the Versus Violation!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And Versus Vince's team of the Versus Violation for this night are down one man, thanks to the surprising appearance by a man who I understand goes by the name of "Rock Hard" Rick Austin.

JASON MARTEL
That punk shouldn't even be here. And I'm only talking about Versus Vince.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well, Vince has been having a dispute with his girlfriend's brother, Blake Snyder, ever since Blake arrived in the company. Also, Austin Virgo serves the man who destroyed almost all of Vince's friends, the #1 contender to the Texas Heavyweight Championship and reigning Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft.

JASON MARTEL
That leaves Goryokaku and Enigmah to destroy the Deutschland Dream and win the match.

Vince raises his arm, and signals for Trance and Heinz to follow him. Heinz taps Trance on the shoulder to let him know. Vince points at Blake Snyder, and comes down to the ring with a menacing look on his face. Blake is held back by Austin Virgo when he begins to get angry at Versus Vince. Vince grabs a microphone on his way into the ring, allowing him to roll inside.

VERSUS VINCE
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, Tiger. As much as I know you and I need to rip each other apart, the Violation is down a member. Although I'm mad about this, what are the odds that it's Samuel Hale, right? I mean, c'mon. We lost the biggest prick on our team. How are we supposed to be disappointed? Regardless, though, we've gotta give props to the man who took him out, and I guess there's no one better for the job at this point. Rick Austin, please come out here, and accept my invitation to join the Versus Violation tonight.

"Bad Magick" by Godsmack begins playing, and "Rock Hard" Rick Austin steps out from the back. The fans begin cheering for him, after taking out Samuel Hale. He has a microphone.

RICK AUSTIN
I didn't just take out Hale 'cause he's an asshole.

VERSUS VINCE
So you're in?

RICK AUSTIN
For sure.[/color]

Rock Hard makes his way down to the ring for the match-up.

Versus Violation
Team Captain Versus Vince, Rick Austin, and Deutschland Dream
vs
The Darkness
Team Captain Goryokaku, Enigmah, Blake Snyder, and Austin Virgo

Versus Vince tells Rick, Trance, and Frederick to get onto the ropes. He then points to Blake Snyder on the opposing team. Goryokaku shrugs his shoulders, and motions for Blake to get in. Blake gets inside as the bell rings. Vince starts clapping, to get the crowd moving. Blake moves in, and locks up. Vince puts Blake in a headlock, but Blake pushes out, and the two are back into the lockup. Blake attempts an Irish Whip, but Vince reverses, sending Blake off the ropes. Blake ducks under a clothesline from Vince on the way back, and runs back to hit a Tiger Feint kick. Vince stands back up, and hits a snap hurricanranna. Blake gets up instantly, and punches Vince. Vince punches back once, and hits a kick to the back of the knee. Blake goes for another punch, but Vince blocks it, and hits an Europeon Uppercut. This stalls Blake, so Vince bounces off the ropes, and hits a running clothesline. He follows up with a Seated Senton to keep his opponent down.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
These two gentlemen have all this rage built up inside, and they're unleashing it here.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, and its just a damn shame that Vince has to get eliminated by Blake, right Candice?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Wait and see.

Vince stomps on Blake relentlessly, keeping him from getting up. He then rolls out onto the apron. Once Blake stands up, Vince springs in for a clothesline, but in midair, Blake hits a paydirt. Blake then raises his arms, and grabs Vince by the neck, picking him up. A Chokebomb into a pin is executed, but the referee only counts to one and a half. Blake taunts by putting his forearm in front of his chest, before rolling to the outside. The fans gaze in awe as Blake Snyder grabs a chair from under the ring. He hops onto the apron, and springs off the ropes. In midair, he flips the chair under himself for a senton with the chair on his opponent. Unfortunately, Vince rolls out of the way, causing the Tiger to land onto the chair on the mat.

JASON MARTEL
That idiot Versus Vince is trying to pull one over on Blake Snyder.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
It was a bad idea by Blake in the first place.

JASON MARTEL
It was risky, and you gotta love a guy that takes risks.

Versus Vince goes for the cover on Blake, who kicks out just after two. Vince grabs the chair, and smacks it against the mat for Blake to get up. Once he does, Vince swings, but misses, allowing Blake to hit a Spear. He taunts to the crowd, before slowly climbing onto the apron. The Tiger awaits the recovery of Versus Vince, and then springs in, hitting a dropkick. Both lay motionless on the mat, for the referee to begin counting. He counts to five, before Blake gets up. Blake heads to the top rope, and jumps down with a Praying Moonsault. He slides back out of the ring, and looks under the ring for another weapon. A sledgehammer is found, but when he slides back, Versus Vince is gone. Blake looks confused, but Vince slides inside behind him. Once the Tiger listens to the calls from the crowd, he turns around, only for Vince to run up the nearest turnbuckle and slam back down with a Halo.
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CANDICE CRAWFORD
Smart thinking on the part of Versus Vince.

JASON MARTEL
And now it'll all be ruined, he's going to the top rope. What a mistake.

Vince stands atop the turnbuckle, and plays to the crowd. This is long enough for Blake to make a recovery, and hop up top with his opponent. Blake quickly snaps Vince down with the Crouching Tiger. Instead of going for the pin, he picks up the sledgehammer, and pounds it to the mat for Vince to get back up. Enough pounding, and a lot of cheers, allows Versus Vince's recovery. Vince dodges the sledgehammer shot, and hooks up Blake, hitting a T-Bone Suplex. Both lie on the mat, and Vince slowly crawls toward his corner for the tag.

JASON MARTEL
Blake Snyder had Vince right where he wanted him! This is a mockery.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
That's what Blake gets for not going in to the pin. Anger, jealousy, and revenge took him over.

Vince is just inches away from his awaiting team mates, and Blake is still motionless in the center of the ring. Versus Vince tags in 'Rock Hard' Rick Austin, for his first moment of fame in SNW. Rick picks up the Tiger, and hits a Pumphandle Slam. He waits, and once Blake recovers, he hits a a big boot. Rock Hard goes for the cover, but Blake kicks out at two. Trance and Frederick cheer from the ropes, and Vince lays on the apron. Gory and Niggy pound on the turnbuckle from their corner, and Austin Virgo walks around on the apron impatiently. Rick motions for the recovery of his opponent, but Blake rolls onto the apron instead. He stands up, and Rick tries to punch him. Blake blocks the punch, and smashes Rick's neck onto the ropes. Rick is forced to back up, allowing Blake to hit a Springboard Hurricanranna. The two get to their feet, and begin trading blows. A vicious kick from Rick to the midsection sends Blake staggering. Snyder bounces off the ropes, and ducks a clothesline, and bounces off the other set of ropes, coming back to hit a Superkick.

JASON MARTEL
The Tiger has so much more left in him. He's got this match.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
If you say so, Martel. I think that Rick's gonna make a comeback.

Blake covers, but only gets one and a half. He gets back up, and waits, channeling for a spear. Rick gets to his feet, and stumbles backwards, turning around. Blake runs for the Spear, but gets caught with a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam. The cover is kicked out of at 2 by Blake Snyder. Rock Hard picks up his opponent and sets him on his shoulders for the Rockslide. Snyder is able to slip off his shoulders, but turns around to get hit with an overhead Belly-to-Belly suplex. Austin stomps on his opponent a few times, before playing to the crowd. The crowd begin cheering, asking for the Brick Wall. The Tiger slowly gets up, and Rick Austin listens to the pleas from the crowd, and attempts for the Brick Wall. Blake ducks, bounces off the ropes, coming back and kicking Rock Hard in the stomach. The Tiger then sets him up, and executes a Gory Bomb. He taunts the crowd before heading to the second rope. The fans cheer for Rick Austin to get to his feet. Once he does, Blake "Tiger" Snyder jumps down, hitting the Call of the Wild. He covers quickly. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Rick Austin has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
What did I tell you! First elimination of the night goes to Blake Snyder! Keep it up, Tiger.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well, now he's taunting. Does he forget that this is an elimination match?

Blake boasts, and yells to his team why he is the best. Trance starts to get into the ring, but Versus Vince holds him back, getting in himself. He runs at the Tiger, and hits the Versus Vince Express out of the corner. He covers for the pinfall. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Blake Snyder has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
What!? Vince must've cheated! Blake wasn't ready!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What did I tell you?

Vince stands up, and grabs his knee in pain. He tags in Frederick Heinz. Goryokaku and Enigmah look to Austin Virgo, and nudge him to get into the ring. He does so. Virgo hits Heinz in the knees with a few stiff kicks, before a standing dropkick. This only causes Heinz to back up. Frederick grabs Austin, and hits a delayed vertical suplex. Austin hits the mat hard, and rolls around, grabbing his back. Frederick plays to the crowd, and tags in Trance. Trance gets inside, and helps Frederick hit the Accordian on Austin Virgo. Heinz gets back on the ropes, but Trance tags him again. They attempt a Spiked DDT, but Austin slips out, and dropkicks Trance out of the ring. He then rolls under Frederick's reaching arm, and tags in Enigmah. Enigmah jumps off the top rope with a missile dropkick, taking Frederick down to one knee. Enigmah knocks Frederick down to the canvas after running and rebounding off the ropes, followed up by a stiff dropkick to the side of the head.

JASON MARTEL
They were able to chop the big man down. Great teamwork.

Enigmah stomps on Frederick repeatedly, and then tags in Goryokaku. Gory taunts the crowd, before locking Heinz in the Figure Four. Frederick screams out in pain, causing Trance to clap and stomp to get momentum. Heinz slowly breaks Gory off of his legs, stands up, and pushes him into his own corner. Gory tags Austin Virgo back in. Austin jumps in with a springboard dropkick. With Frederick down, Austin hits a standing moonsault. Austin Virgo locks in the Ninth Gate on his opponent. Heinz struggles, and Trance continues to pound the turnbuckle for momentum. Gory and Niggy scream things at Austin to motivate him. Frederick is able to get to his feet, but Austin hasn't let go yet. Austin quickly switches from the Ninth Gate to hitting Locked and Loaded. He covers the massive body of Heinz. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Frederick Heinz has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
Two down, two to go.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
A one man advantage for the Darkness. Versus Vince and Trance are the only ones left for their team.

JASON MARTEL
Now that idiot Trance thinks he can beat Austin Virgo, much less see him.

Trance gets inside, and locks up with Austin Virgo. Trance knees Austin in the midsection, allowing him to hit a headscissors takeover. He stomps away at Austin, then lifts him up, hitting a Sitdown Crucifix Bomb. Austin crawls to get the tag, and gets to his feet. Trance locks him in a Full Nelson when he is just inches away from Niggy's hand. Trance wraps his legs around Austin's legs, immobilizing him, dropping him to the mat. Austin struggles to break out, and when he does, he hits a Roaring Elbow. He follows up with a snap suplex on Trance, and both men are down. Virgo uses the ropes at his side to pull himself up, and signal for Locked and Loaded. Trance gets to his feet, and counters with a drop toe hold. Virgo gets back up quickly, but Trance grabs him by the neck and runs up the turnbuckle, slamming down with the XTCT. He covers. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Austin Virgo has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
There's no way that blindfolded freak pulled that over on Austin Virgo!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Seeing is believing, Jason.

JASON MARTEL
Robert Ravencroft will not be happy about this.

Enigmah steps into the ring, and waits for Trance to turn around. Trance does so, and goes for a Hurricanranna. Niggy pushes Trance off of her, but Trance lands on his feet. She punches him a few times, then goes to run the ropes. She bounces off the ropes, but Trance ducks the clothesline attempt. Enigmah attempts to kick Trance in the stomach, but Trance catches her foot, throws it down, and hits a spinning neckbreaker. He picks Enigmah up and Irish whips her into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Enigmah ducks under. Trance turns around, and Engimah kicks him in the midsection. She follows up with the Stone Cold Stunner, followed by a pinfall. ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Trance has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
Yes! Now all that's left is Versus Vince! He doesn't have a chance.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Don't count the #2 contender out yet, Martel. He's almost the #1 contender.

JASON MARTEL
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, Candice.

Versus Vince gets back into the ring as Enigmah charges at him, only for Vince to hit her with a dropkick. She gets back up, but doesn't have time to turn around as she gets hit with a running bulldog by Vince. She gets back up, and he hits a step-up enziguri. Vince raises his arm, and hits a hung-out knee drop. He yells, and hits a standing shooting star press. ONE... TWO... The stunned Enigmah is able to kick out at two. The two are up, and Vince hits a Running Clothesline. Enigmah gets up instantly again, and Vince hooks her up for a Suplex. Instead, she blocks the attempt and counters with a Belly-to-Belly suplex. Enigmah heads to the top rope, and plays to the crowd. This allows Vince to recover and head up top with her. He hits a Frankensteiner that leaves both of them motionless on the mat as the crowd cheers loudly.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
These two competitors have been in this match a very long time now. Versus Vince has fought long and hard for the opportunity, and he looks to even the odds with her, making sure Enigmah doesn't get to tag in Goryokaku.

JASON MARTEL
But Gory's right there, and he's willing to do anything to punish that fool.

Versus Vince is the first to stumble to his feet. He plays to the crowd and heads to the top rope. He goes for a double knee drop from the top, but Niggy rolls out of the way. Vince's knees hit the mat, causing him to yell out in pain as he grabs them. Enigmah is able to tag in Goryokaku. Gory picks Vince up and hits a backbreaker, but focuses on the knee injury with multiple stomps. Vince pulls himself up with the ropes, but Gory keeps slapping him in the face, taunting him. A hard slap strikes Vince so hard that he flips over the top rope onto the apron. Gory taunts the crowd, and Enigmah claps for him. In this time, Vince is able to jump up to the top rope, spin himself backwards and go for a Springboard Asai DDT, taking Gory down. He's holding his knees as going for that springboard took more of a tool on them. Finally, he's able to go for a pin. ONE... TWO... Gory kicks out.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
No matter how hard he tries, Versus Vince can't catch a break here.

JASON MARTEL
Amen. Vince has no chance.

Vince sees the sledgehammer that Blake brought in earlier that the ref had since placed into the corner, then goes to pick it up. He waits for Gory to get to his feet. Gory does, and gets hit right in the midsection with the top of the sledgehammer. He clenches his midsection in pain, but kicks Vince, causing Vince to drop the sledgehammer. Gory hits a Northern Lights Suplex into the Tazmission. Vince struggles to his feet and somehow flips Gory over. He tries for a Pele Kick, but Goryokaku moves out of the way, and follows up by putting in the Okaku Lock. The fans cheer, and yell, and plead for Versus Vince to find a way out of the move. After several minutes of struggling, Vince is able to get to the ropes. Gory, however, doesn't let go. The ref counts to five, then kicks Gory in the hands, forcing him to let go as Gory shakes his hands about in pain. Vince is back up and quickly grabs Gory from behind to hit a Reverse DDT Suplex. Both men are now lying on the mat, not movement at all. Enigmah stands in her corner, and pounds on the turnbuckle for momentum to sway to Gory. Vince is able to grab the ropes and pull himself up, but Gory does the same. He goes for the Gory Kick, but Vince ducks. Goryokaku decides to tag Enigmah back in, but Vince doesn't see the tag.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
A blind tag to Enigmah! This could cause disaster.

JASON MARTEL
Its the end for Versus Vince.

Vince turns around, and Enigmah flicks him off, hitting the Stone Cold Stunner. She covers.

ONE!





TWO!




THRE---NO!!!

JASON MARTEL
How in the hell did Versus Vince kick out?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I'm as shocked as you are Jason, but he sure has a lot of fight left in him.

Enigmah gets to her feet, and starts complaining to Gory about Vince kicking out. Vince is able to take advantage and hit a Northern Lights Suplex. ONE... TWO... Enigmah kicks out. The two are both up, and Enigmah kicks Vince in the midsection, then tries to hit a Powerbomb. Vince is able to turn it into a Senton, and hop back up to his feet. He leans onto the ropes to keep himself up and raises his arm to a huge pop from the crowd. Enigmah gets up. He turns around, and she goes to kick him in the stomach. Instead, he grabs her leg, throws it down, and puts her on his shoulders for the Versus TKO. But, right behind him is Goryokaku. Gory tags himself in without Vince seeing. Vince moves forward, and turns around, only to be hit with the Gory Kick. Enigmah falls off Vince's shoulders and rolls out of the ring. Gory drops down into the cover.

ONE!





TWO!





THREE!

Winners: The Darkness
Survivors: Goryokaku and Enigmah

HARRY SACHS
Versus Vince has been eliminated! Therefore, your survivors of the match... Goryokaku and Enigmah!

JASON MARTEL
Yes! I called it, Candice. Half the fans are booing wildly at the triumphant victory of Goryokaku, while half of them are cheering at the triumphant victory of Enigmah!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well, Versus Vince gave it all he had, but apparently that just wasn't enough.

JASON MARTEL
All because the idiot missed another tag.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Right now, let's send it backstage where I.P. Freely is standing by with the Modern Rockers.[/center]

[Hollywood]

We go inside the Modern Rockers locker room, where IP Freely is standing by with Zachary Smith, Xander Nova and Y Kores. Adriana Samu and Rory Kotch are holding their Texas Tag Team belts over their shoulders, with Kotch holding her pipe in her right hand. And Petrina Rotchester is holding her replica Texas Tag belt over her shoulder.

IP FREELY
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with the Modern Rockers; team captain Zachary Smith and the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions Y Kores. You guys look pumped up and ready to go! Any last thoughts before you head out?

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Zachary opens his mouth to answer, but before he can Xander Nova comes around the corner carrying a waiter’s tray with six glasses on it.

RORY KOTCH
Just in time, darlink! Everyvone grab a glass. You too, IP.

ZACHARY SMITH
What is this?

PETRINA ROTCHESTER
Rum n’ Eggnog. Let’s toast!

IP FREELY
Rum and Eggnog?

ADRIANA SAMU
It’s a Thanksgiving tradition.

ZACHARY SMITH
It’s not Thanksgiving.

RORY KOTCH
It is in Canada. On Monday. And ve are all Canadian citizens now.

IP FREELY
[thumbing to himself and Smith]
We’re not Canadian.

PETRINA ROTCHESTER
Oh, for the love of God. It’s booze! Do ye really need an excuse? [/color]

Zachary and IP shrug and raise their glasses.

ADRIANA SAMU
It’s all you, Cap’n! [/color]

Zachary grins.

ZACHARY SMITH
To the Modern Rockers! [/color]

They all cheer, clink glasses and gulp down their drinks.

IP FREELY
Back to you!

We pan around inside the Gordietorium as Candice Crawford welcomes us back.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Alright, thank you, Mr. Freely. Let's send it over to Brenda Price, who's standing by with Miles Casey from EA Sports to talk about the new SNW '11 video game!

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the Natural Selection banner, where Brenda Price is standing by with Miles Casey.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, I am here with Miles Casey of EA Sports' Texas division and the executive producer of the SNW video game series, the main man behind last year's smash hit, SNW '10, which was the sequel to WrestleStock: The Video Game. Casey, I understand that SNW '11 is looking not to disappoint this year.

MILES CASEY
Oh not at all. Each year, we look to outdo what we did the year before, and I believe we're going to do that this year.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, there's a new mode this year: SNW 24/7. Explain to us how this works.

MILES CASEY
Well basically it's like exhibition mode but with consequences for what happens if you have the mode turned on. There will be a calendar with upcoming events and matches booked for those events. You can either go with what the computer has given you, or you can change everything up to your liking. You can make whoever you want to be your champions, you can change both the number of matches on the card as well as the matches themselves. Then you can choose to play through every match, or simulate them, and the game will adapt to what happens. Cutscenes will pop up at random to help develop the stories being told in SNW 24/7 Mode. So we have a lot of surprises in store for players.

BRENDA PRICE
Can you tell us about the improvements made to As Your SNW Turns Mode?

MILES CASEY
Along with the cutscenes found in last year's game, we have added over 100 more cutscenes that you can customize to your liking. Once again, you can book multiplayer matches for the cards you book in As Your SNW Turns, and now you can make branching storylines that are dependent on the outcome of a match you make. So you can have one story with the Destruction Crew come about if they beat the Alley Ratz, or a completely different story come about if the Alley Ratz win. We have also introduced character-specific cutscenes, cutscenes that would fit best with the character in question, such as Goryokaku sitting in throne-like chair at his home, and Soul Reaper training at his dojo. The interesting thing here is that you can use any character for those character-specific scenes. So if you want to do a story where someone is playing mind games with Gory by somehow entering his home and sitting in his throne, you can do that.

BRENDA PRICE
I'm sure there's more you want to tell us about the game but I understand you're pressed for time.

MILES CASEY
That's right, I have a press event to be at tomorrow, and more information about the game should start appearing on SportsNutzWrestling.com within the coming weeks.

BRENDA PRICE
Thank you for your time, Miles.[/center]

[Hollywood]

“Chemical Infatuation” by Like a Storm begins to play as Xander Nova leads out Zachary Smith and the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions Y Kores. Adriana Samu and Rory Kotch are wearing their SNW Texas Tag Team Titles, and Petrina Rotchester is wearing her replica belt.

HARRY SACHS
This is our next Natural Selection team elimination match! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova, the team of Adriana Samu, Rory Kotch, Petrina Rochester and team captain Zachary Smith... the Modern Rockers!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well, this match has been one worth waiting for, with the numerous matches among the competitors in this match.

JASON MARTEL
I don’t know. I don’t think Zachy should be a team captain. After all, he's what, 12?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Oh would you be serious!

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Zachy and Y Kores walk down towards the ring, Zachy slides in the ring. Meanwhile, Y Kores climb through the ropes and Rory Kotch hands her pipe over to Xander Nova as the Modern Rockers await their opponents. “Cowboy Way” By Hellyeah begins to play as the fans boo their lungs out. Danny Palis and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, wearing his SNW Von Erich Memorial Title around his waist, appear from behind the curtain, but the Alley Ratz are nowhere to be seen Danny and Kid Thunder look behind them. Danny just shrugs his shoulders, but Kid Thunder is furious. Finally, out from behind the curtain walk Eddy and Twitch, dressed exactly like Kid Thunder as he throws his arms up in the air and storms off to the ring. The Ratz are wearing black headbands and black vests with "AR" written on the back of the vests in green. They complete the look with black pants that have green lightning bolts going down the pants; black wristbands with "AR" written in green on the front; and black boots.

HARRY SACHS
And their opponents, the team of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, the Alley Ratz, and team captain Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis, The Classic Rockers!

JASON MARTEL
Now this is my kind of team, The Classic Rockers. I could imagine them as a team for a long time to come.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I don’t think too many people will agree with you there Jason.

JASON MARTEL
Hah, I bet everyone would agree with me. They are a cohesive unit. Even the Alley Ratz have dressed like Kid Thunder in a show of unity!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And Kid Thunder doesn't seem amused! Can't you see that?!

The Classic Rockers enter the ring as Kid Thunder angrily takes off his entrance gear and championship belt. The Ratz can't believe that Kid Thunder is mad at them as they take off their entrance gear.

The Classic Rockers
Team Captain Danny Palis, Alex Daniels and Alley Ratz
vs.
The Modern Rockers
Team Captain Zachary Smith and Y Kores

The Classic Rockers stare down the Modern Rockers until the referee forces everyone to leave the ring except for the team captains, who have decided to start the match for their respective teams. The referee then calls for the bell to ring as Zachy and Danny lock up. Danny pushes Zachy into the corner and backs away a little before hitting Zach in the face with a powerful elbow shot. Palis goes for another, but Zach ducks and forces Palis into the corner throwing punches at him until he falls down in the corner.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Powerful punches there by Zachary Smith!

JASON MARTEL
It’s not going to be enough to keep Danny Palis down though.

Zachy walks away from Palis to tag in Petrina, who runs straight over to Palis, hitting him with a dropkick. Petrina gets up and pulls Danny Palis up with her, only to be hit by a quick DDT from Palis. Danny quickly gets to his corner to tag in Twitch, who goes over to Petrina and stomps away at her. Petrina begins to get back up and Twitch backs away, preparing for a clothesline. But as Twitch starts running, Petrina ducks, then hits her own clothesline as Twitch turns around. Twitch gets straight back up to his feet, only to be hit by a vertical suplex from Petrina. Petrina goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... And Eddy runs in to save Twitch. Petrina picks up Twitch, but Twitch counters with a jawbreaker, knocking her down. Twitch goes for a quick pinfall. ONE... TWO... Petrina kicks out.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
A close call there for Petrina.

JASON MARTEL
That should have been a 3 count! Petrina should be leaving that ring right now. What a slow count!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Petrina has so much more left in her still. She’s not going to give up so easily.

Twitch stands up and elbow drops Petrina, then lifts her up and whips her into a corner. Twitch goes to start punching her head, but she pushes him off and he falls flat on his back. Petrina rolls over to her corner and tags in Zachary Smith again, who enters the ring and elbow drops Twitch. Zach then lifts Twitch up to his feet and hits a side belly to belly suplex, sending Twitch into an unoccupied corner. Zachy picks up Twitch, only for Twitch to hit him with a right hand. Zachy answers back with a hard right hand of his own, knocking Twitch down. Twitch gets back up and punches Zachy again. Zachy answers back by kneeing him in the gut, then places him in a piledriver set-up. Twitch attempts to fight back by punching Zachy in the legs, but Zachy lifts Twitch for a piledriver, umps backwards and hits the Aneurysm. He goes for the cover.

ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Twitch has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Wow, nice elimination there by Zachary Smith!

JASON MARTEL
Was it? Was it really?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Yes, yes it was.

Twitch leaves the ring and walks to the back as Eddy enters the ring and begins pounding on Zach with lefts and rights, then taking Zach down with a DDT. Eddy taunts the crowd, who boo him before he climbs to the top rope and goes for a moonsault. However, Zachary rolls out of the way, and Eddy crashes and burns, holding his ribs in pain as Zach gets up and tags in Adriana Samu. She gets into the ring quickly and dropkicks Eddy, who was up to his knees. Samu lifts Eddy up to his feet and goes to kick him in the stomach, but Eddy catches her foot. Samu goes for an Enziguri, but Eddy ducks, causing Adriana to land facefirst on the mat.

JASON MARTEL
Serves her right!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I don’t think anyone really deserves to fall flat on their face like that.

JASON MARTEL
I think all the Modern Rockers do.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I'll tell 'em you said that.

JASON MARTEL
Ha!

Eddy hits a couple of elbow drops on Adriana, then lifts her up to her feet. He gets her ready for a reverse DDT, but Adriana counters by jumping up and over behind Eddy, then taking him down with her own reverse DDT. However, Eddy is close to his corner and he's able to move to his corner quickly and tag in Danny Palis. Palis gets into the ring quickly, only to be taken down by a dropkick from Adriana. Palis gets straight back up and ducks a clothesline from Adriana, then hits her with a clothesline of his own, knocking her down to the ground. Palis locks in a figure four leg lock. Palis has her locked in the hold for about a minute, and the ref asks her if she gives up, but Adriana refuses to submit. Zachary Smith climbs the turnbuckle without anyone noticing and hits a diving fist drop straight down onto Palis’ head, breaking the submission. Zachy climbs back out of the ring to his corner, awaiting the tag. Adriana Samu rolls over and tags him in. Zachy runs into the ring towards Palis, who is now beginning to get up to his feet. Palis catches him and locks in “The King Buck.” Palis yells at Zach to tap out but Zachy refuses and slowly drags himself close to the ropes.

JASON MARTEL
Zachy's going out!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Not if he can get to the ropes in time!

JASON MARTEL
He's too far away. He might as well just tap out right there.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Don’t underestimate Zachy. We all saw him win his last match.

Zachary Smith just about manages to get to the ropes so the referee forces Palis to let go of the hold. Palis backs away like the ref tells him to while the ref checks on Zach. Zach slowly gets up to his feet, but Palis kicks him in the gut slowing him down even more. Danny goes to clothesline Zach, but he rolls out of the way and goes for a clothesline on Palis. Palis, however, catches him again and locks in “The King Buck” for a second time. Danny again screams for Zach to tap out as the ref keeps checking on Zach as he screams in pain. Zachary pulls himself over to near the ropes before he taps out frantically.

HARRY SACHS
Zachary Smith has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
And there we go! Zachy has finally tapped out!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
But Palis refuses to let go. He’s going to snap Zach's neck!

JASON MARTEL
Of course he is! That’s what he wants.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
He’s sadistic!

Zachy continues to tap out as the ref attempts to force Palis to let go, but Palis still refuses to let go of the hold. Rory Kotch takes the pipe from her husband, Xander Nova, and runs over to Danny Palis and smashes him in the back of the head before throwing it back to Xander. The ref couldn’t see as this happened behind him because he was too busy trying to force Palis to break the hold. Palis is out cold on the mat, so Kotch rolls Zach out of the ring and goes for the cover on Palis.

ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Danny Palis has been eliminated from the match!

JASON MARTEL
That no good cheating Rory Kotch!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Palis deserved it! He was going to injure Zachy! And now both teams have no team captain!

JASON MARTEL
And the Classic Rockers are down to two people. This sucks.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well it's now down to Y Kores against Eddy from the Alley Ratz and SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels![/b]

Kotch gets up to her feet after pinning Danny Palis and turns around into a clothesline from Eddy, followed up by a quick cover. ONE... Kotch kicks out. Rory gets up to her feet quickly and Eddy goes for a quick DDT, but Rory reverses the move by tripping him over. Eddy jumps back to his feet but gets caught off-guard when Kotch hits him with the Iron Curtain to a big pop from the crowd. Kotch goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder runs in, kicking Kotch in the head and knocking her off of Eddy. The referee tells Kid Thunder to go back to his corner, which he does, then yells at Eddy to tag him in. Kotch begins to crawl over to her corner, but Eddy luckily tags in Alex Daniels before Rory has the chance to tag and Alex drags her back into the middle of the ring. Daniels lifts up Kotch, grabs her from behind and hits a German Suplex, then walks over to her, lifts her up again and whips her over to the corner. Alex climbs up over her on the turnbuckles and begins to punch her in the head numerous times as the crowd counts along. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! He climbs back down as Kotch staggers out of the corner and falls on her back. Daniels promptly climbs to the top rope, leaps off and goes for an elbow drop, but Kotch rolls out of the way as Kid Thunder crashes to the mat.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Big mistake going for the high risk move there.

JASON MARTEL
Point out the obvious why don’t you![/b]

Rory Kotch gets back up to her feet as does Alex Daniels while holding his elbow in pain. Kotch grabs hold of the injured arm and locks in a standing armbar, but Daniels refuses to tap. Kotch ends up letting go, but Daniels quickly gets up and hits a powerful clothesline with his good arm. Alex Daniels then goes to pick up Kotch, setting her up for the Thunderbolt. However, he takes his time due to the hurt arm. He then hits the Thunderbolt but awkwardly, again because of his hurt arm. He goes for the cover.

ONE... TWO... THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Rory Kotch has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Oh my god, now down to two on two!

JASON MARTEL
Kid Thunder with an awesome Thunderbolt!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Amazing considering how much damage Rory Kotch probably did to that arm. That could come back to haunt him later on.[/color]

Kotch leaves the ring and Petrina Rochester enters as Daniels tags Eddy in. Eddy is reluctant but eventually climbs into the ring and instantly receives a flurry of punches, forcing him into his corner. Petrina hits Kid Thunder with a forearm shot, sending him falling off the apron to the floor. She then turns her attention back to Eddy. Petrina places Eddy right on the top turnbuckle, climbs up herself and Superplexes Eddy right into the middle of the ring. Petrina gets up and tags in Adriana Samu, who leaps into the ring hitting a plancha-style Senton bomb.[/color]

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Now that’s athleticism!

JASON MARTEL
Or stupidity.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Which it obviously wasn’t stupidity as she had no chance of someone stopping her.

JASON MARTEL
But what if...

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Eddy didn’t roll away though did he?

JASON MARTEL
How did you know what I was going to say?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
It was obvious, Jason.

Adriana picks Eddy up to his feet, only to bring him back down with a powerful exploder suplex. Adriana grabs a hold of Eddy’s legs and locks in the Sharpshootah! Eddy refuses to tap out and crawls towards the ropes, but Adriana pulls him back into the middle of the ring while keeping the move locked in. Eddy begins yelling in pain and the referee keeps checking to see if Eddy is tapping out. Eddy tries to crawl to the ropes again, but gets pulled back in and finally taps out. Adriana releases her hold.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
Eddy has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What a Sharpshootah!

JASON MARTEL
Candice, it's just the same as a standard Sharpshooter.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Only this one made Eddy tap out, giving the Modern Rockers a two-on-one advantage.

JASON MARTEL
Kid Thunder can overcome these odds.

Adriana looks over to Alex Daniels, who now steps into the ring as the last man on his team. He locks up with Adriana and knees her in the midsection, then follows up with a scoop slam, slamming her down so she’s close to the middle of the ring. Alex Daniels then climbs up to the top rope, holding his hurt arm and jumps off, this time hitting a perfect elbow drop onto Adriana. Daniels gets up, holding his arm in pain. Kid Thunder picks Adriana up to her feet, but she catches him with a kick to the ribs, then quickly tags in Petrina. Petrina runs in and dropkicks Daniels back into his corner. Petrina punches him in the ribs and stomach with her boxing style jabs, and Daniels falls down into a sitting position in the corner. Petrina tags in Adriana again to attempt to finish the job.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Y Kores working like a team.

JASON MARTEL
Things may be looking good for those skanks now, but Thunder’s going to get a second wind and win this match for his team.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
It’s possible but not too likely.

JASON MARTEL
I think it’s very likely.[/b]

Adriana walks over to Kid Thunder, who is still sitting in the corner. She punches him in the head several times before picking him up to his feet and performing a Russian Leg Sweep. She attempts to lock in the Sharpshootah!, but Daniels kicks her away and gets up to his feet. Adriana, after stumbling back walks over to Daniels who kicks her in the gut, forcing her to bend over. He then whips her over to the ropes and as she comes running back, he hits a leg lariat that knocks her down hard. Daniels gets up and taunts the crowd, who boo him loudly. However, there is a good portion of the crowd cheering him. He then proceeds to lock in the Sharpshooter. Adriana taps out in pain and Alex Daniels lets go, lifts her up and throws her out of the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Adriana Samu has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
Oh the irony! Being made to tap out by one of your trademark moves!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well, that was ironic indeed, but that also means this match is now down to the last members of each team. The next pinfall or submission wins the whole match!

JASON MARTEL
And we all know Kid Thunder will win.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I’m not so sure. Maybe Petrina hasn’t been in the ring so much for a reason, and there’s also the injured arm of Kid Thunder.

JASON MARTEL
He'll shake it off.[/color]

Daniels and Petrina stare each other down. They lock up, and Daniels whips her into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline as Petrina rebounds off the ropes, but Petrina ducks under the clothesline, gets behind Daniels, picks him up and brings him down with an atomic drop. Daniels lands on his feet, holding the small of his back. He turns around into a straight, powerful right hand boxing-style punch that knocks him down to the ground, forcing him to roll out of the ring. Petrina follows him out, only to throw him back into the ring. Daniels gets to his feet quickly as Petrina climbs into the ring. Just as Petrina gets to her feet, Daniels hits a snap huracanrana and goes for a quick cover.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
ONE... TWO... Only two.

JASON MARTEL
Kid Thunder has this one sewn up. He's not the Von Erich Memorial Champion for nothing.

Daniels gets to his feet, lifting Petrina up with him. He walks over to the corner, dragging Petrina by her hair. She forces him off of her by kicking him in the stomach, but he grabs her again and whips her to the ropes. She jumps onto the top rope and springboards off and hits Alex Daniels with the Dublin DDT! Petrina goes for the pin-fall. ONE... TWO... THREE! “Let Down” By Bif Naked begins to play and the crowd cheers very loudly as Petrina slides out of the ring and the referee hands over her replica SNW Texas Tag Team belt and raises her hand in victory.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
The winner and sole survivor of the match, "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester!

JASON MARTEL
What the hell?! She definitely got lucky!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
No Jason, that’s not luck. That was pure talent you saw there

JASON MARTEL
The Classic Rockers had a better team though.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well not on this night.[/center]

[Hollywood]

"Wrestlemania" by Jim Johnston plays in the background as we see video footage of various SNW highlights from the past two WrestleStock events. I.P. Freely provides the voiceover.

I.P. FREELY
The athleticism! The pageantry! The brutality! It's SNW WrestleStock! The first WrestleStock was held at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas! WrestleStock II then found its way to Cowboys Stadium in Arlington! But this year, WrestleStock will take SNW where it's never been before!

We see video footage of Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium and aerial shots of the state of Oklahoma. The music changes to the OU fight song, "Boomer Sooner."

I.P. FREELY
At WrestleStock III, Sports Nutz Wrestling ventures outside the state of Texas for the first time in its history and will come to Oklahoma at Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium in Norman, Oklahoma, home of the OU Sooners! Be apart of history as SNW invades Oklahoma! Tickets go on sale Saturday, October 30, at 11 AM at all Ticketmaster outlets!

Shot goes back over to the broadcast location, where Candice Crawford and Jason Martel are amazed at the big announcement.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well SportsNutzWrestling.com promised a big announcement tonight here at Natural Selection, and you don't get any bigger than taking WrestleStock, and SNW for that matter, outside the state of Texas for the first time ever!

JASON MARTEL
We've traveled outside the Metroplex, but never outside the state of Texas. Although SNW could've picked a better state than Oklahoma.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Oh come on!

JASON MARTEL
(singing very much off-key)
Bummer sooner! Bummer sooner.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Would you stop!

“Coast” hits over the PA, and the fans boo their lungs out as “The Excellent Gordie” Gordon Heath leads Chris P., Craig “Senior” Mueller, S.T. Strickler and Benson out to the ring. Chris P’s bodyguard, Anton Chigurh, Jr., follows behind them.

HARRY SACHS
This is our next Natural Selection team elimination match. Introducing first, accompanied by “The Excellent Gordie” Gordon Heath and Anton Chigurh, Jr… the Enforcers of Pain, Craig “Senior” Mueller and team captain Chris P… the Greater Good!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Craig sure looks ridiculous wearing that hockey helmet with his basketball gear.

JASON MARTEL
Not as ridiculous as you look every night on CW 33 in Dallas/Fort Worth.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I beg your pardon!

The Greater Good is jawing with the fans, especially one fan in particular. The big, burly black man that was harassing the wrestlers the fans hate a few weeks ago is back and giving everyone on the Greater Good team the business.

JASON MARTEL
How on earth could security justify letting that loudmouth back in?! He’s been giving me hell every time I come out here before the show starts the past several shows!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I understand his name is Jamil and he is a big fan of the local wrestling scene, especially Sports Nutz Wrestling.

The Greater Good team stop jawing with Jamil long enough to enter the ring as their music dies down. “The Nightmare Continues” by Discharge blasts over the PA, and the fans come off their feet and cheer their lungs out as Thumbtack Kevin leads Andy Lionheart, Alexander “Dark Sun” Draven and Hellspawn out to the ring. Thumbtack Kevin has a barbed wire baseball bat in his hand; Hellspawn has a steel chair in his hand; Andy Lionheart has a barbed wire hockey stick in his hand; and Dark Sun has a kendo stick in his hand.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents… Hellspawn, Andy Lionheart, Alexander “Dark Sun” Draven and team captain Thumbtack Kevin, the team of Hardcore Blood!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
They may have their differences, but tonight they are united as one.

JASON MARTEL
And they all have weapons! This isn’t fair!

The team of Hardcore Blood makes their way down to the ring as the Greater Good team shouts their complaints to referee Mike Croft about Hardcore Blood carrying weapons to the ring. The ref just shrugs his shoulders as the Greater Good yells his ears off. The Hardcore Blood team enters the ring, weapons in hand, as their music dies down.

Hardcore Blood:
Team captain Thumbtack Kevin, Andy Lionheart, Hellspawn and Dark Sun
vs.
The Greater Good
Team Captain Chris P., Craig Mueller and Enforcers of Pain

Chris P., Craig Mueller and the Enforcers of Pain are all yelling at Hardcore Blood, telling them to put their weapons down. They just shrug their shoulders and attack the Greater Good to a loud pop from the fans. Hellspawn blasts Benson in the head with his steel chair, and the big man staggers and falls through the ropes and to the floor outside the ring. Dark Sun blasts Chris P. in the head with his kendo stick, knocking him out of the ring. Meanwhile, Thumbtack Kevin doubles Craig Mueller over with his barbed wire baseball bat, and Andy Lionheart chases S.T. Strickler out of the ring with the barbed wire hockey stick. Gordie and Anton Chigurh, Jr. rally Chris P., Benson and Strickler together outside the ring while Craig Mueller gets decimated. Hellspawn slams him down with a Muscle Buster. Andy Lionheart picks Craig up and slams him down with the Lion’s Heart. The force of the Lion’s Heart causes Craig to bounce up, staggering around and right into the Demon’s Mercy(Canadian Destroyer) from Dark Sun. Thumbtack Kevin decides to finish Craig off as the rest of the Greater Good can’t help but just look on, jaws wide open in hopelessness. Kevin picks Craig up and slams him down headfirst with a cradle piledriver.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Krotch Driver!

JASON MARTEL
No! This isn’t right!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!

The crowd roars it’s approval as Craig rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor with a big thud. Gordon Heath runs over to check on him as George Dunpork runs down to the ring to check on him as well. Gordie and George help a lifeless Craig up and take him to the back.

HARRY SACHS
Craig “Senior” Mueller has been eliminated!

Hardcore Blood puts their weapons away and take their places on the ring apron as the Greater Good regroups and takes their places on the ring apron. Thumbtack Kevin stays in the ring for his team while Chris P. enters the ring for his team. Chris and Kevin lock up, and Kevin attempts a scoop body slam. However, Chris slips down behind him, locks his arms around Kevin’s waists, lifts him up and brings him down with a German suplex into a pin. ONE… TWO… Kevin kicks out. Chris gets back up, and right before Kevin can get up, Chris puts the boots to him, stomping away at him. Chris picks Kevin up and slams him down hard with a scoop bodyslam, followed up by a forearm drop. Chris picks Kevin up and whips him into the Greater Good’s corner. Strickler and Benson raise their arms up to tell the ref they’re not going to do anything as Chris charges into the corner with a clothesline to Kevin. Chris follows up with a knife edge chop, followed by several more knife edge chops as the crowd boos each one. The ref asks Chris to back up. Chris does, but decides to argue with the ref, causing him not to see Benson choking Kevin in a headlock while Strickler punches away at Kevin’s head to tremendously loud boos from the crowd.

JASON MARTEL
Well the crowd is showing what hypocrites they are. It was perfectly fine for Thumbtack Kevin and his goons to blast the Greater Good away with weapons, but now that the Greater Good gives them a little taste of their own medicine, it’s not fair.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
It’s the fact that the Greater Good fights from behind whereas Hardcore Blood came right at them to their faces.

The Enforcers of Pain let go of Kevin, who slumps down into the corner. Chris follows in with several mudhole stomps, then tags in Strickler. Strickler picks Kevin up and snap mares him out of the corner, followed up by a chinlock as he drives his knee into Kevin’s neck. Kevin won’t give up as he fights his way up, elbowing Strickler several times in the midsection, forcing him to let go of the chinlock. Kevin catches Strickler with a huracanrana, sending Strickler right into a right hand punch from Dark Sun. Strickler staggers around, and Kevin takes him down with a Double Arm DDT, then makes the tag to Dark Sun, who stomps away at Strickler. Dark Sun picks Strickler up and goes for a chokeslam, but Strickler jumps down and behind Dark Sun, taking him down with a Reverse DDT, then makes the tag to Benson. He immediately nails Dark Sun with a leg drop, then follows up with a pinfall attempt. ONE… TWO… Dark Sun kicks out. Benson picks Dark Sun up and wrings his arm over his head, attempting a short arm clothesline, but Dark Sun ducks the clothesline. Benson turns around and right into an STO from Dark Sun. Dark Sun makes the tag to Andy Lionheart, who climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Benson is down. Lionheart comes crashing down with a flying leg drop across Benson’s throat, then goes for the cover. ONE… TWO… Strickler breaks up the pin. Lionheart turns his attention to Strickler for just a split second, long enough for Benson to roll him up in a school boy pin. ONE… TWO… Lionheart kicks out. Both men are back up, and Lionheart goes for a clothesline, but Benson ducks. Lionheart turns around, and Benson lifts him up on his shoulders and in one fluid motion slams him down hard with a Samoan Drop. Benson goes for a lazy cover, his back over Lionheart’s chest, thinking that he’s taken the wind out of Lionheart.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
ONE… TWO… And Lionheart kicks out, and Benson can’t believe it despite the fact he went for a lazy cover.

JASON MARTEL
I’ll have to agree with you. He should’ve gone for a conventional cover and hooked the leg.

Benson is arguing with the ref about the count as Lionheart gets back up. Benson turns around and right into a kick to the midsection, followed by a Facebuster. Lionheart rolls Benson over and goes for the pin. ONE… TWO… THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Benson has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
And now Greater Good is down to a 4-on-2.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Things certainly not looking good for Chris P. and S.T. Strickler as Chris P. immediately enters the ring and kicks Lionheart in the head before he can get up.

Chris picks Lionheart up and brings him down with a snap suplex. Chris goes for the cover. ONE… TWO… Lionheart kicks out. Chris makes the tag to Strickler, and holds Lionheart in position as Strickler kicks Lionheart in the ribs. Lionheart clutches his ribs in agony as Strickler hops up to the middle turnbuckle, grabs Lionheart by the head, and brings him down with a Tornado DDT. Strickler picks Lionheart up and hooks him up for what looks to be a Fisherman’s Suplex, only to bring Lionheart down with a Fisherman’s Buster followed by a pin attempt. ONE… TWO… THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Andy Lionheart has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Now the Greater Good scratching their way back into this match.

JASON MARTEL
They can’t afford to let up now.

Thumbtack Kevin comes charging in, and Strickler takes him down with a hiptoss. He makes the tag to Chris, then picks Kevin up while Chris climbs to the top turnbuckle. Strickler brings Kevin down headfirst with a piledriver, and Chris follows up by crashing down onto Kevin with his version of the flying elbow smash.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Chris P. with the End Game! Cover! ONE… TWO… THREE!

HARRY SACHS
Thumbtack Kevin has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
And just like that, we’re back even at two wrestlers apiece for each team.

Hellspawn decides to enter the ring for his team, and Chris P. nods his head as he and Hellspawn circle the ring. Chris goes for a double leg takedown, but Hellspawn counters with clubbing blows to the back. Hellspawn picks Chris up and hoists him up on his shoulder, then drops him down facefirst on the top turnbuckle with the Snake Eyes. Chris staggers out of the corner, and immediately gets hit in the mush with a big boot from Hellspawn, who goes for the cover. ONE… TWO… Chris gets his foot on the rope to stop the count. Hellspawn shakes his head and goes to pick Chris up, then whips him into the ropes. Chris rebounds off the ropes and Hellspawn goes for a clothesline, but Chris ducks under it and waits for Hellspawn. Hellspawn turns around and right into an Arn Anderson Spinebuster from Chris P., who goes for a cover. ONE… TWO… Hellspawn gets the shoulder up. Chris P. goes to make a tag to Strickler, but Strickler can’t stop Hellspawn from lifting himself up and falling backwards to make the tag to Dark Sun. Strickler begs Dark Sun off, but Dark Sun laughs it off with a kick to the gut, followed by a modified Styles Clash but without the pin attempt.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The Dark Crusher, and now Dark Sun goes for a pin. ONE… TWO… Chris P. comes in and breaks it up.

JASON MARTEL
He’s gotta do whatever it takes to make sure that there are no more eliminations.

Dark Sun seems a bit agitated as he goes to pick Strickler up, only for Strickler to pick him up and hit him with an inverted atomic drop, followed up by a dropkick that staggers Dark Sun. Strickler gets back up, but Dark Sun recovers too soon and grabs Strickler by the head and drives him down headfirst with an Evenflow DDT, followed by a pinfall attempt. ONE… TWO… THREE!

HARRY SACHS
S.T. Strickler has been eliminated!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And now Chris P. is all by himself.

JASON MARTEL
If there’s anybody that can pull this off, it’s him.

Chris runs into the ring and starts to beat on Dark Sun while he's trying to get up. Chris starts stomping on Dark Sun's shoulder, then drops a few knees to it before picking up Dark Sun. He goes to give Dark Sun an irish whip, but its countered and as Chris P. comes back off the rope he's met with a big boot. Dark Sun is rubbing his shoulder trying to shake off the small beating it took. Dark Sun grabs Chris P. and pulls him to his feet and sets him up for a suplex and lifts up, and then crashes Chris down. Chris sits up holding his back in pain as Dark Sun gets up and walks toward a slowly raising Chris P. Dark Sun punches Chris a few times and then backs up and then runs at him looking for a clothesline, but Chris ducks it and grabs his arm and takes him down with a reverse armbar, but Dark Sun quickly gets to the ropes. Chris P. holds on for a four count and then lets go. Dark Sun is favoring his arm a bit as Chris P. is backed off by the ref.

JASON MARTEL
It's just a matter of time now before Chris P. turns this into a one-on-one situation.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Don't count Dark Sun out just yet.

As Dark Sun gets up, Chris P. runs at him but is taken down with a hard clothesline. Dark Sun also goes down down to his knees as he used his injured arm. He clutches his shoulder and makes his way to his feet. He grabs Chris P. and gets him up but then Chris rakes his eyes and Dark Sun turns around a little and tries to rub his eyes. Chris P. nails him in the back with a standing dropkick that sends Dark Sun into the turnbuckle shoulder first. Chris then goes over to Hellspawn and punches him which causes him to try and get into the ring. The ref gets in his face and tells him to get out of the ring, meanwhile Dark Sun has gotten up and is clutching his shoulder and slowly backs into Chris P. Chris locks in a crossface chickenwing and wraps his legs around him for a body lock and they go down. The ref finally gets Hellspawn back in his corner and he turns around to see the submission tightly locked in. Dark Sun is trying to hold on and also tries to fight to find the ropes. After a little while Dark Sun can't hold on anymore as he taps out.

HARRY SACHS
Dark Sun has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
And now we're on a level playing field, Candice.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
But keep in mind that Hellspawn is a fresh man.

JASON MARTEL
Maybe, but Chris P. is a man on a mission.

Chris P. lets the hold go and Dark Sun rolls out of the ring as Chris gets ready for Hellspawn. Hellspawn gets in the ring and goes after Chris P. and he takes him down with a clothesline. Chris pops back up and is taken down again with another clothesline. Chris pops back up and Hellspawn throws Chris off of the ropes as he backs into the opposite rope and comes at Chris P with a flying clothesline. Hellspawn grabs Chris and picks him back up and slams him back down. Chris P. lets out a scream of pain and grabs his back again. Hellspawn sets up for Chris who is slowly getting to his feet. Hellspawn grabs Chris around the throat going for a chokeslam, but Chris flails his arms and "inadvertantly" hits the ref in the face. With the ref turned around, he kicks Hellspawn with a low blow that breaks up the chokeslam as Hellspawn turns away in pain. The ref recovers in time to see Chris P. setting Hellspawn up for a reverse DDT and laying Hellspawn out. Chris P. goes for a cover on Hellspawn. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn kicks out. Chris P. doesn't let up and starts putting the boot to Hellspawn who is trying to get up. Hellspawn is getting back to his feet, but Chris P. locks in a headlock and starts wrenching it in. Hellspawn backs up Chris P. to the ropes and then shoots him off, and then bends down for a back body drop but Chris P. comes off the ropes and hits a swinging neck breaker instead. Chris P. gets Hellspawn by the head and puts on a reverse chin lock and puts a knee in his back for more pressure. Hellspawn is trying to fight out of it, but Chris keeps putting on more pressure every time he fights. After a minute Chris lets off the hold and brings Hellspawn up, but Hellspawn punches Chris P. in the gut a few times and and then bounces off the ropes and rushes at Chris for a clothesline, but Chris hits a spine buster. Chris P. then heads to the top rope looking for the Endgame and leaps, but Hellspawn moves out of the way and Chris hits the mat. With both men down, the referee starts then ten count.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And the referee has to start the ten count.

JASON MARTEL
At this point, it's not WHO will get up first, but WILL either man get up.

ONE...



TWO...



THREE...



FOUR...



FIVE...



SIX...



SEVEN...


EIGHT...



NINE... both men somehow make it to their feet on opposite sides of the ring.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
They just beat out the referee's ten count.

JASON MARTEL
It's looking like the first man to either completely run out of gas or make a mistake will be the one to lose the match.

Chris P. attempts to continue his assault on Hellspawn, but Hellspawn graps Chris as he gets to him and drops him down on the turnbuckle with snake eyes. Chris bounces off the turnbuckle clutching his face and he turns around right into a huge chokeslam. Hellspawn picks him up off the mat and the scoops Chris up and he drops him down hard with the Hell's Drop and then slowly goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!! The bell sounds as there's a mixed reaction, but mostly cheers as "White Knuckles" by Five Finger Death Punch blasts over the PA.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner and sole survivor of the match, Hellspawn!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Once again, Hellspawn outwrestles Chris P.

JASON MARTEL
But barely, Candice. Barely. Chris P. could've easily come back to win this match for his team.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Right now, let's send it to Brenda Price, who's standing by with Versus Vince.

We go backstage in front of the Natural Selection banner where Versus Vince has been cleaned up since his match. He's standing by with Brenda. Vince seems to have a smile on his face while holding his lime green towel for the main event tonight.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, I'm here with Versus Vince, who momentarily will be in the corner of the Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton, and Vince, you seem to be all smiles. Why?

VERSUS VINCE
Well I just talked to co-owner Codi Shane since Craig Mueller was injured and getting checked up on. Gordon Heath and George Dunpork were with him, I guess to give him their immoral support. So someone had to step up to make a big decision, and Codi Shane has righted the wrong of the now impeached Myke Rhines as I will receive my rightful Texas Title shot on November 20 on the live Guys Night Out television special from the Ol' South Pancake House. Now if you don't mind, I have a towel to NOT throw in.

"Royal Rumble" by Jim Johnston plays in the background as we see highlights of past all out brawls here in SNW while I.P. Freely provides the voiceover.

I.P. FREELY
30 SNW wrestlers! One winner to receive a shot at the Texas Heavyweight Championship at WreslteStock! Everyone will be taking Desperate Measures to guarantee their main event spot at WrestleStock! Desperate Measures, live on PPV from the Brownwood Coliseum in Brownwood, Texas, Saturday night, December 18!

Shot goes back inside the Gordietorium.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Fans, it’s time for our main event here at Natural Selection. The Submission Corner Match where SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Jack Clinton, with Versus Vince in his corner, will defend the title against SNW Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft, with his sister, Lenore, in his corner.

JASON MARTEL
And Candice, the only way to win this match is for one of the corners to throw in the towel. This one is a pick ’em in my book because I can’t see how either corner will throw in the towel with everything that is on the line.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Let’s show you how this all came about.

Shot switches to video highlights leading up to the main event. Candice provides her voiceover throughout the highlights.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
It all started on The Main Event back in August when Brenda Price was interviewing Jack Clinton after a successful title defense against James Jackson.

Shot opens inside one of the Trinity High School locker rooms, where Brenda Price is standing by with Jack Clinton. It's apparent that he's already showered and cleaned up as he's wearing jeans and the brand new white Jack Clinton T-shirt while holding his SNW Texas Championship belt over his left shoulder.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, welcome back to The Main Event, and with me right now is Jack Clinton, who is still the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion by virtue of his hard fought win over James Jackson. First off, Jack, congratulations. Now you move onto Natural Selection, where you'll be facing Versus Vince.

JACK CLINTON
Well I've been saying all week that I would beat James Jackson, and guess what happened? I beat him. Now I move onto a man who is more deserving of a shot at this belt...

Brenda Price and Jack Clinton look up and wonder what the hell is going on as Myke Rhines, dressed in jorts and a blue Josh Hamilton Texas Rangers baseball jersey, walks into the shot.

BRENDA PRICE
President Myke Rhines, what do we owe this appearance?

MYKE RHINES
Well, as we all know, I hate bogging down into meaningless minutia. However, upon naming Versus Vince the challenger to the Texas Heavyweight Championship at Natural Selection, co-owner Codi Shane congratulated me for making a fine choice while co-owner Gordon Heath said I better double check everything just to make sure that I made the correct choice. As it turns out, Versus Vince is actually the #2 contender...

JACK CLINTON
What?!

MYKE RHINES
Let me finish. He's the #2 contender, meaning he cannot be granted a shot at the title in a one-on-one match. When looking at the record books, I saw that none other than our Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft, would be #1 contender if he were to retain his title, which he did here tonight. So at Natural Selection, it will now be Jack Clinton defending the Texas Heavyweight Title against Robert Ravencroft, and should Robert win the title, he will be forced to vacate his Bad Blood Title. And Jack, don't you even think of laying a hand on me about this matter or I won't hesitate to strip you of that title and hand it over to the new #1 contender by way of forfeit.

JACK CLINTON
You son of a bitch! That's bogus and you know it!

MYKE RHINES
Hey now, Vince isn't going to be completely screwed here. He has plenty of opportunities to fight his way into #1 contention between now and The Main Event in on Thanksgiving Eve in November. Now, at Natural Selection, Versus Vince will captain his team, the Versus Violation, which will consist of teammates Matt Ward and the Switch Stallions, assuming of course that Kijar Donnelly is medically cleared to wrestle by then. They will take on a team captained by Goryokaku, and his teammates will include Austin Virgo, Blake "Tiger" Snyder and a new wrestler here in SNW, "The Hollywood Highlight" AJ Miller. From what I understand, I believe Goryokaku wanted to name his team the Darkness, or somesuch. Thank you all, and have a great night.

Rhines walks off. Brenda is in shock, while Clinton seethes with anger.

JASON MARTEL
Not to be outdone, Jack Clinton decided to drop a bombshell of his own two weeks later on Guys Night Out.

We join the footage of I.P. Freely interviewing Jack Clinton in the ring on Guys Night Out from Sneaky Pete’s in Lewisville, Texas in progress.

JACK CLINTON
But you see, I thought he might try and pull something like that. And what do you think Jack Clinton does when he smells a rat? He protects himself. Which is why I've brought out a contract, already signed, for Natural Selection. And the contract states the following. "Jack Clinton agrees to put his SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship on the line against Versus Vince in a match to be determined before Natural Selection. Should anyone attempt to change the match, then Jack Clinton will wrestle said match with no stipulations whatsoever."

IP FREELY
And what exactly does this mean?

JACK CLINTON
What it means is that Myke Rhines just f[bleep]ed with the wrong man! There will be a match pitting Jack Clinton against Robert Ravencroft at Natural Selection. But the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship will NOT be on the line in said match!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The now former President was not going to budge, however.

Fast forward.

President Myke Rhines takes a sheet of paper out of his pocket, along with a pair of reading glasses that he puts on.

MYKE RHINES
According to the bi-laws of Sports Nutz Wrestling, the acting authority over SNW, in this case, yours truly, has the power to veto any stipulation he deems unfit for Sports Nutz Wrestling. So Mr. Clinton, you WILL put that Texas Heavyweight Title on the line against Robert Ravencroft, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Clinton takes the contract back out.

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JACK CLINTON
I don't give two red turds about your idle threats, Myke. This is an ironclad contract. Therefore, under its terms, no Versus Vince, no title match for Robbie Raven!

Ravencroft is furious and tries to lash out at Clinton, forcing Rhines to hold him back.

JACK CLINTON
But I think the both of you will find that I am quite the reasonable man, even to schysters and fools like you. So here is what I'm gonna offer you, Ravencroft. All you've been doing is running your mouth about how you did this to Versus Vince. And how you did that to Versus Vince. Well, I came up with a way to kill two birds with one stone. On one side of the ring, Robert Ravencroft, with whoever wants to help him in his corner. On the other side of the ring, Jack Clinton with Versus Vince in his corner. Throw in the towel match.[/quote]

We cut to footage from later on in the interview.

MYKE RHINES
OK, you have yourself a match. But keep this in mind. You had stated that the contract you signed for Natural Selection was an ironclad contract. Being the studious man that I am, I make a copy of any and all written contracts here in SNW.

Rhines takes out another set of papers, which looks to be the contract.

MYKE RHINES
Mr. Clinton, if you look down at the bottom of the first page of the contract, there is a bit of fine print that clearly states, and I quote: "In the event the acting authority of Sports Nutz Wrestling deems the current contender unworthy of a title shot for any reason, then that title shot may be awarded to whomever the acting authority sees fit to receive said title shot."

Clinton looks over at the contract and sees the fine print. He is fuming.

JACK CLINTON
You know, I'm gonna stop now before I say something I'm really gonna regret. I'll see your little top contender at Natural Selection and you better pray to whatever God you believe in that he survives. I would think you wouldn't want to have a fourth wrestler suffer career-ending injuries on your watch...Mr. President.

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[Hollywood]

"Vampire Rock Anthem" by Solidium hits as the crowd begins to let the boo birds fly in full force. The lights go out, and an eerie red fog drifts across the entrance area. Lenore Ravencroft, holding a crimson red towel in her right hand, leads her brother, Robert Ravencroft(dressed in a purple robe and wearing his Bad Blood Title around his waist), down to the ring.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Folks, Robert Ravencroft is undefeated coming into this match tonight. He’s never been pinned. Never been made to submit. He’s never even been part of a losing team in tag team matches. But tonight, if he suffers his first loss, it may be through no fault of his own.

JASON MARTEL
That’s right, Candice, because if he does lose, it will all be at the hands of his sister who he despises with every ounce of blood in his body.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And why on earth does he hate his sister?!

JASON MARTEL
She’s a fat, disgusting pig. Need I say more?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
How dare you!

Robert Ravencroft enters the ring, taking off his robe and handing it to the ring attendant. He then takes off his Bad Blood Championship and hands it over to the timekeeper as his belt is not on the line while his song dies down. No music plays for a moment as the fans anticipate the rival of possibly the most popular Texas Champion in recent memory, rivaled by Chris Angel. The opening strains of “Enter Sandman” by Metallica hits over the PA system, and the crowd goes insane as they await the arrival of the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion. Twenty-three seconds later, Jack Clinton, donning his white and silver tights with a white belt that says “JACK CLINTON” in black on the back of it, emerges from behind the curtain as he proudly wears his Texas Championship belt around his waist. Versus Vince, holding a lime green towel in his hand and clad in jeans and his new lime green Versus Vince T-shirt, emerges from behind the curtain as well. They nod their heads toward the crowd, then make their way to the ring.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Fans, other than the previous champion, Chris Angel, I can’t think of a more popular Texas Heavyweight Champion than Jack Clinton!

JASON MARTEL
Just because he’s popular doesn’t mean he’s the best. He still has a tendency to underestimate his opponents. It’s one thing to think you’re the best. It’s one thing to go into a match and being confident enough to know that you can win every match. But this man’s ego has been bigger than the state of Texas ever since he arrived here in Sports Nutz Wrestling, as he truly believes that none of the other wrestlers, save for his BFF, Versus Vince, are anywhere near his level. He needs to remember that Robert Ravencroft didn’t win the Bad Blood Championship on a fluke. If he did, he would’ve lost it the first time he defended it.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Very valid points, Jason. But at the same time, while Robert Ravencroft has looked to be unstoppable, so has Jack Clinton. Something has to give here tonight.

Jack Clinton and Versus Vince slap hands with the fans on their way to the ring. Vince takes his place over in his corner as Clinton walks up the ring steps and onto the apron, then walks over the top rope and into the ring. He poses for the crowd, who is still cheering him on. Robert Ravencroft just scowls at the crowd. Clinton then takes off his championship belt and hands it to referee Rick Maynard, who holds onto it. Harry Sachs, who’s in the ring, is ready to make the announcements.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event of Natural Selection! It is a Submission Corner Match, where the only way to win is for your opponent’s corner to throw in the towel. And this match is for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship!

Harry pauses as the crowd lets out a big pop.

HARRY SACHS
Introducing first… Hailing from San Antonio, Texas and weighing 250 lbs… he is the reigning SNW Bad Blood Champion and is accompanied to the ring by his sister, Lenore Ravencroft… ladies and gentlemen… Robert Ravencroft!

The camera zooms in on Robert’s face as he just stands there with a stone cold look in his eyes and on his face. The crowd is booing him out of the building, but he doesn’t give a damn.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent hails from San Diego, California and weighs in tonight at 355 lbs… accompanied to the ring by Versus Vince… ladies and gentlemen, the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton!

Camera shot switches over to a close up of Clinton as he raises his arms up in the air to the deafening cheers of the 3,524 that have sold out the Gordietorium for Natural Selection. The referee shows the Texas Championship belt to Robert Ravencroft, then over to Clitnon. He holds the belt high up in the air before handing it over to the timekeeper. After asking both men if they’re ready, he calls for the bell.

SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship
Submission Corners Match
Jack Clinton(Champion) vs. Robert Ravencroft

Jack and Robert approach each other, staring each other down as the crowd is on their feet and going bananas. Robert goes to throw the first punch, but Jack is ready for him, peppering Robert with a series of right hand punches, and knocking him down on the sixth punch. Robert gets back up, then falls back down himself and rolls out of the ring, halting Jack’s momentum, and the fans boo him very loudly. Clinton shakes his head as Robert takes a breather, shouting at his sister to wipe his face with the crimson red towel she’s holding.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Robert Ravencroft going outside to take a breather.

JASON MARTEL
Very smart strategy by the challenger here. It’s no different from what your boyfriend does to stop the opposing team from sacking him… Wait, he doesn’t do that because he’s always getting his ass handed to him!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
You do know that he’s watching the PPV tonight, right?

JASON MARTEL
Hey, if me telling him the truth is the worst thing that ever happens to him, then he’s lived a pretty good life.

Lenore wipes Robert’s face as Jack yells at him to “get his f****n’ ass back into the ring.” Robert quickly turns his head over to Jack, sneering at him as he’s angered by Jack barking orders at him. Robert hops up onto the apron and re-enters the ring. Jack and Robert circle the ring, feeling each other out, then lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Robert gains the advantage after gouging Jack’s eyes, then follows up with a series of European uppercuts, taking Clinton down to one knee. Robert goes to run the ropes. He rebounds off the ropes and nails Jack in the face with a big boot, knocking the big man down face first. Robert stomps away at the back of Jack’s head, then nails an elbow drop across Jack’s back. Robert immediately goes for a reverse armbar, but Jack reverses into a reverse armbar of his own as Robert screams out in pain. However, he shouts at Lenore to not throw in the towel, and she stands there, holding onto the crimson red towel.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Jack Clinton could break Robert Ravencroft’s arm here.

JASON MARTEL
He can do everything but kill Robert Ravencroft here, and the match still won’t end unless Lenore throws in the towel.

Robert begins to fight his way back up as Jack tries to hold onto the armbar. Robert is back up to his feet as Jack holds onto his arm. However, Robert peppers Jack with several right hand punches, forcing Jack to let go as Robert shakes his arm about to shake off the effects of the armbar. Robert grabs Jack by the head and staggers him with a jawbreaker, followed up by a clothesline that staggers Jack back into the ropes as he falls down, his arms getting tied up into the ropes. Robert grabs Jack by the head and punches away at him with several right hands, then goes in to bite him in the forehead as Jack screams out in pain and kicks his feet up and down. There‘s nothing that the ref can do except to ask Versus Vince if he wants to throw in the towel, but he refuses as he shakes his head no. In fact, his refusal is pretty emphatic as he has his arms folded, his right hand holding the towel. Robert stops his assault on Jack to stare Vince down, then exits the ring and yells at Lenore to grab a chair for him. She looks under the ring, finds a chair, and hands it over to him. Robert re-enters the ring and approaches Jack, who the ref is trying to get loose from the ropes. The ref gets out of the way as Robert lifts the chair up over his head, but Jack is able to get his leg up and kick Robert in the midsection, causing him to drop the chair as Vince helps Jack out of the ropes. Jack is free from the ropes, and he goes to grab the chair. However, Robert stomps Jack‘s hand, forcing Jack to wiggle his hand about as he winces in pain. Robert picks up the chair and once again holds it up over his head to smash it over Jack, but Jack catches him in a bearhug, picks him up and throws him up and over down to the mat with an overhead belly to belly suplex, causing Robert to drop the chair.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Jack Clinton looking to regain control of this match up after that belly to belly suplex.

JASON MARTEL
And the first thing he does after taking Robert Ravencroft down is going after that steel chair, which is totally legal not only in this match, but in SNW altogether.

Jack picks the chair up and drives it down as if it were a spear into Robert’s midsection. Jack drives it into Robert’s midsection over and over, and the ref is asking Lenore if she wants to throw in the towel, but she refuses. Jack then walks over to one of the corners and wedges the chair in between the top and middle turnbuckles. He goes back to pick Robert up and attempts to whip him into the chair in the corner, but Robert reverses the whip, sending Jack headfirst into the chair with an emphatically loud noise as Jack goes down to the mat. Robert walks over to the corner, picking Jack up and draping him over the middle ropes, then puts his right arm around Jack’s head and chokes him with the rope. Robert chokes Jack with the rope for almost half a minute before letting go. Jack is coughing, trying to regain his breath as Robert runs the ropes opposite Jack. Robert rebounds off the ropes, runs over to Jack and jumps over the top rope. In one fluid motion as he’s coming down from the jump over the top rope to the floor outside the ring, Robert brings his hands down over Jack’s head, bouncing Jack’s throat off the middle rope as Robert lands on the floor.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Shades of the Macho Man with that maneuver.

JASON MARTEL
Robert Ravencroft showing some agility for a man of his size.

Jack is now lying down on the mat, clutching his throat as he coughs while Robert looks under the ring for more weapons, in which he finds a barbed wire baseball bat that he brings with him as he slides back into the ring while Jack rolls over onto his stomach in an effort to try and get back up. Robert gets down over Jack, picks him up to his knees and digs the barbed wire baseball bat into Jack’s forehead as blood begins to trickle down Jack’s face. The ref asks Vince if he wants to throw in the towel, but Vince shakes his head no. Jack begins to fight back as he grabs a hold of the barbed wire bat. Robert is struggling to hold onto the bat as Jack fights his way back to his feet. Robert and Jack struggle for control of the barbed wire bat as they hold it high above their heads. Jack gains control as he kicks Robert in the midsection, then swings the barbed wire baseball bat into Robert’s midsection, doubling Robert over. Jack digs the barbed wire bat out of Robert’s red buttoned up vest, then swings it down over Robert’s back, sending Robert down to the canvas. Jack gets down on one knee over Robert, picks him up with the help of the barbed wire baseball bat and chokes Robert with it as the crowd is cheering Jack on.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Jack Clinton is choking Robert Ravencroft with the barbed wire that is wrapped around that baseball bat!

JASON MARTEL
And now one must wonder if Lenore will give in and throw the towel in.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Lenore is thinking about it, and Robert can’t tell her no.

Jack yells at Lenore, shouting “Even if you throw it in, I won’t stop!” Angered, Lenore hops up onto the apron, distracting Jack to the point that he lets go of Robert and drops the barbed wire baseball bat in the process as he walks over to confront Lenore. Jack is yelling at her, asking her why she’s on the apron, but she’s not saying anything as she just tries to look away. Meanwhile, Robert is slowly getting back up, grabbing a hold of the barbed wire bat. Vince tries to yell at Jack to take his attention away from Lenore and turn around, but it’s too late as Robert crotches Jack from behind with the barbed wire baseball bat, bringing Jack to his knees as he holds onto his groin, grimacing in severe agony. Robert swings the barbed wire bat into Jack’s back, knocking Jack down. Robert runs to the ropes opposite where he and Jack are, rebounds off the ropes and hits Jack in the side of the head with a baseball slide that sends Jack down to the floor outside the ring. Robert goes to the outside, stomping away at Jack as he holds onto the ring apron. Robert picks Jack up by the head and attempts to slam him headfirst into the security railing, but Jack grabs a hold of the railing, blocking the attempt. Robert tries again, but again, Jack blocks the attempt. Jack elbows Robert in the midsection, then hoists him up over his head with a military press. Jack holds Robert up in the air to the amazement of the crowd as Lenore begs Jack to put Robert down. Jack says “OK” and drops Robert down throat-first onto the security railing, and Robert falls down onto his back in the process as Jack says “Oops” in a rather sarcastic tone to the delight of the crowd.

JASON MARTEL
Now that’s just uncalled for!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Hey, Lenore asked Jack Clinton to put Robert Ravencroft down, and he did. She didn’t tell him HOW to put him down.

JASON MARTEL
Oh, real clever!

Jack picks Robert up and slaps him in the face, shouting at him that he’s not worthy of a title shot. Jack slaps Robert again, only for the slap to have a reverse effect as it seems to have infuriated Robert. Jack goes for a right hand punch, but Robert blocks it and counters with a right hand of his own, staggering the big man. Robert nails him with another right hand punch, then locks him in a front facelock, followed up by a DDT into the security barricade.

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Robert takes a short breather as Jack holds onto the top of his head from the pain of the DDT into the barricade. Robert picks himself up, then picks Jack up by the head. Robert whips Jack facefirst into the turnbuckle post, sending the big man down. The blood that was once trickling down Jack’s face is now all over said face as he wears the crimson mask. Meanwhile, Robert congregates with Lenore to look under the ring for weapons. Lenore finds a bag and looks into it. Robert grabs the bag from her, looks into it himself, and a big grin comes over his face as he slides the bag inside the ring. While they’re looking for weapons, Versus Vince goes to check on Jack Clinton, who’s struggling to make it back to his feet as he’s on all fours. Robert and Lenore Ravencroft find some more instruments of destruction, such as a table that Robert slides into the ring, and several light tubes that Lenore tosses into the ring. Robert slides back into the ring as Versus Vince helps Jack back to his feet on his feet. Jack struggles to get up on the ring apron, but Robert punches him in the head, then grabs him in a front facelock, followed up by a vertical suplex back into the ring. Robert gets back up as Jack is down on the mat, and he walks over and picks up the bag, pouring the contents of it out onto the canvas to reveal hundreds, if not thousands, of thumbtacks.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Robert Ravencroft is pulling out all the tricks he’s learned being the Bad Blood Champion in order to try and get Versus Vince to throw in the towel.

JASON MARTEL
Candice, Robert has always been this sadistic, even before he was Bad Blood Champion.

Robert picks Jack up and drops him down facefirst onto the thumbtacks with a Reverse STO(Flatliner). Robert turns to look at Vince, but Vince still refuses to throw the towel in. Robert then proceeds to grab Jack by the hair and dig his face into the thumbtacks, but Vince still refuses to throw in the towel. Jack rolls over onto his back, and Robert grabs a handful of the thumbtacks.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Oh no, Robert Ravencroft has a handful of thumbtacks and he’s trying to shove them down Jack Clinton’s throat!

JASON MARTEL
Somehow, Jack Clinton still has the strength to grab a hold of Robert’s hand and try to stop him from putting the tacks into his gullet.

Jack has a hold of Robert’s hands, preventing him from shoving the thumbtacks down his throat. Finally, Jack knees Robert in the groin, causing Robert to fall over and into the fetal position, dropping the thumbtacks in the process. Jack struggles back up and goes over to pick Robert up. He whips him into the ropes, and Jack catches Robert off the rebound and brings him down hard onto the thumbtacks with a powerslam. Robert arches his back, thrusting himself up as he’s down on the mat. Jack grabs Robert by the feet and drags him to the middle of the ring, then goes and picks up a handful of the thumbtacks, dropping them down onto Robert’s nether regions as Lenore looks on in horror.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Dare I ask what Jack Clinton has in mind here?

JASON MARTEL
I can’t look!

Jack hauls off and stomps down hard on Robert’s nether regions as he quickly puts his hands down to his groin area and convulses about on the mat and cries out in agony.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Good night! Jack Clinton just stomped the thumbtacks into Robert Ravencroft’s family jewels!

JASON MARTEL
And the resolve of Lenore Ravencroft to not throw in the towel.

A big grin is on the bloodied face of Jack Clinton as Robert Ravencroft writhes in pain from the earlier stomp into his nether regions that also involved the thumbtacks. Jack looks over and sees the unused table and light tubes that are lying down in the ring. He goes over to pick up the table, dragging it over into the center of the ring and setting it upright. Jack then walks over to the light tubes, picks them up and sets them on the table. Jack goes to pick up Robert, but Robert catches him with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head out of nowhere, staggering the big man. Robert goes behind Jack, wraps his arms around Jack’s waist, lifts him up and slams him down through the light tubes and table with a German suplex.

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Both men are down, with Jack Clinton lying in the rubble of broken table pieces and shattered pieces from the light tubes. The referee asks both Versus Vince and Lenore Ravencroft if either one of them want to throw in the towel, but both of them refuse. Robert rolls over, shouting at Lenore to “go grab the fucking chair!” Lenore obliges, yelling at the timekeeper to get up and hand her the chair. He obliges, and Lenore throws the chair into the ring for Robert. Robert picks up the chair as Jack Clinton struggles back up off the broken shards from the light tubes and broken pieces from the table. Robert swings for the fences and smashes the chair on Jack’s head. Despite putting a reasonable dent into the chair, the shot seems to have no effect as Jack yells at Robert to hit him again with rage in his eyes. Robert lifts up the chair and again smashes it over Jack’s head, denting the chair even more. However, Jack gets back to his feet and seems to get a second wind as he balls up his fists and puts out his arms, screaming towards the heavens. Robert is about to try and hit Jack with the chair again, but Jack smashes the chair right back into Robert’s face with a straight right hand punch, knocking Robert down.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Those vile chair shots would’ve finished off any normal man!

JASON MARTEL
Candice, you have to remember that Jack Clinton is no normal man.

Jack eyes the dented chair and goes to pick it up. He looks down at Robert and rams the end of the chair into Robert’s midsection several times, over and over. Jack then takes the end of the chair and chokes Robert with it. He looks over at Lenore and tells her she better throw in the towel. She thinks about it, but decides not to. Jack just shakes his head and digs the end of the chair even harder into Robert’s throat as he kicks his feet up and down. Robert has the resolve, however, to grab a hold of the end of the chair and shove Jack Clinton back a bit. Jack shakes it off as Robert tries to pick himself up. Jack attempts to hit Robert with the chair, but Robert rolls out of the way as Jack hits nothing but canvas. Robert is back to his feet as Jack goes to swing the chair again, but Robert ducks under the shot and goes to run the ropes. Jack turns around right as Robert rebounds off the ropes. Jack has the chair up in front of his face, and Robert takes advantage of the situation, smashing the chair right into Jack’s face with a running big boot, staggering the big man as he drops the chair. Robert kicks Jack in the midsection, followed up by a DDT onto the dented chair. Robert picks Jack up and rams his head into the top turnbuckle. Robert exits the ring but stays on the ring apron, holding onto Jack’s head. Robert climbs up the turnbuckles, bringing Jack up with him. Robert looks back and sees where he wants to put Jack… through the broadcast table.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Oh boy, we better get out of the way!

JASON MARTEL
Hopefully Robert Ravencroft doesn’t break a cord and knock us off the air.

Candice and Jason, still wearing their headsets thanks to longer cords, get out of their seats and get away from the broadcast table as Robert Ravencroft has Jack Clinton set up on the top turnbuckle. Robert lifts Jack up and over and the two crash through the broadcast table with the superplex!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Both men are down and out as the ref quickly exits the ring and goes to check on them. Vince and Lenore go to check on their respective charges as well. Both men lie down motionless in the rubble of the broken announce table as Vince and Lenore try to revive their respective charges.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I knew these two men would do anything it would take for their opponent’s corner to throw in the towel, but I didn’t think it would come to this.

JASON MARTEL
Both me are paying the ultimate price right now. But as far as I know, the referee has no authority to stop the match unless someone throws in the towel.

The ref asks Vince and Lenore if either one of them want to throw in the towel, but they both shake their head “no.” After a couple of minutes, both men begin to stir, and Vince and Lenore go back to their corners. Both men roll over, struggling to get back to their feet. Jack and Robert struggle back up and turn to face each other. Robert strikes Jack first with a right hand punch.

BOOOOO!

Jack answers with a right hand punch of his own.

YEEEAAAH!

Robert answers back with another right hand.

BOOOOO!

Jack with another right hand.

YEEEAAAH!

Robert with another right hand.

BOOOOO!

Jack with another right hand.

YEEEAAAH!

Jack peppers Robert with several more right hands.

YEEEAAAH!

YEEEAAAH!

YEEEAAAH!

Robert levels Jack with a kick to the groin.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Robert follows up with an Impaler DDT on the floor, and Jack is down facefirst. Robert picks Jack up and rolls him into the ring. Robert slides back into the ring and stomps away at Jack several times, then goes to pick him up. However, Jack counters with a stiff clothesline, knocking the wind out of Robert as he goes down. Jack picks Robert up and hoists him up for what looks to be a vertical suplex, but instead finishes with a piledriver.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The Clinton Driver!

JASON MARTEL
I bet Clinton has something in mind to make Lenore throw in the towel now that Robert Ravencroft seems to be knocked out.

Jack doesn’t seem to be finished as he picks Robert up once more, but this time doubles him over. Jack lifts Robert up for an elevated powerbomb and slams Robert down hard.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Three Story Hell Ride!

Seeing that Robert is down and out, Jack goes to the outside and looks under the ring. He finds a can of gasoline, as well as a book of matches as the audience is gasping in shock. An evil grin comes over Jack Clinton’s face as he re-enters the ring. Looks of horror come over both Lenore and the ref. Even Vince looks to be horrified as he runs into the ring, but Jack throws him to the outside.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
No, don’t do it, Jack!

JASON MARTEL
This is going too far. He even threw his good friend out of the ring!

Jack takes the canister of gasoline and pours it on Robert’s back, but only one spot. Why? Simple. Jack may want to do harm to Robert Ravencroft, but he knows if he kills him that the cops will take him to jail. Plus, he’s well aware of the stagehands that are now running down to the ring, fire extinguishers on the ready. Jack sets the canister down, then takes a match and strikes it against the book and looks to be ready to throw the match down. However, Lenore, screaming and crying for mercy, with tears rolling down her face, throws in the towel. The ref calls for the bell and “Enter Sandman” by Metallica, starting where the drums kick in, hits over the PA. Jack stops what he’s doing as the ref goes to retrieve his championship.

HARRY SACHS
Your winner and still SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion… Jack Clinton!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Lenore Ravencroft may have just saved her own brother’s…. OH MY GOD!

JASON MARTEL
He’s on fire!

Jack threw the match down anyway as Lenore screamed out in horror. However, the referee, by putting the towel over Robert, coupled with the stagehands immediately spraying the fire extinguishers over Robert, prevents the fire from engulfing him, as well as preventing it from burning him as the fire quickly went out. Jack Clinton’s music stops playing as he exits the ring, and the crowd is in a stunned silence. Versus Vince, who has gotten back up, is looking at Vince, wondering what on earth he was doing. Clinton holds his championship belt up in the air as the show fades out.

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