Jobbers

[Hollywood]

These are the guys who can't buy a win in SNW and don't get much TV time. They will be used as opponents for most new sign ups. Even if you've been with SNW for awhile, you may still face a jobber. You are allowed and encouraged to beat up jobbers in roleplays, but please don't have them suffer injuries that will put them on the shelf for a lengthy amount of time.


Name: Mike LaFontaine
Hometown: Quebec City, Quebec
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 241 lbs.
DOB: 5/11/1977


Name: Pat Neely
Hometown: Saginaw, TX
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 203 lbs.
DOB: 2/27/1981


Name: Allen Trebeck
Hometown: Allentown, PA
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 218 lbs.
DOB: 6/3/1980


Name: Greg Wilson
Hometown: Houston, TX
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 220 lbs.
DOB: 5/8/1974


Name: Eric Reynolds
Hometown: Mobile, AL
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 209 lbs.
DOB: 4/30/1983


Name: Ryne Sunberg
Hometown: Oklahoma City, OK
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 224 lbs.
DOB: 7/7/1977


Name: Skip
Hometown: Reverchon Park in the Oak Lawn area of Dallas, TX
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 183 lbs.
DOB: 5/14/1982


Name: Scotty D
Hometown: Reverchon Park in the Oak Lawn area of Dallas, TX
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 192 lbs.
DOB: 3/31/1983


Name: Constantine Ramos
Hometown: El Paso, TX
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 219 lbs.
DOB: 4/12/1981


Name: Maximilian Cortez
Hometown: El Paso, TX
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 211 lbs.
DOB: 9/1/1980

Name: Major Posterior
Hometown: Southlake,TX
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 221 lbs.
DOB: 3/27/1979

Name: Captain Anus
Hometown: Southlake, TX
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 212 lbs.
DOB: 12/18/1981

[Hollywood]

The Alternative Lifestylers
Members: Skip and Scotty D
- There's something odd about this cruiserweight tag team. Not sure what it is.

The Sixth Street Assassins
Members: Constantine Ramos and Maximilian Cortez
- The Sixth Street Assassins had been working as food vendors for SNW. However, they were fired by Vince Bischoff due to lagging sales, which the Assassins found odd because they were busy at every show. Gordie soon found out that a computer glitch showed that sales were down when in fact they were up. To make up for the erroneous termination, Gordie offered Constanine and Maximilian contracts to wrestle for SNW.

Bottoms Up
Members: Major Posterior and Captain Anus
- A highly successful tag team who has fallen on extremely hard times. Former multi-time tag team champions in a federation they started and built from the ground up, they are now disgraced and came to SNW to try and get a fresh start. Sadly, their glad-handing tactics haven't gotten them anything except failure.

[Hollywood]

Name: Jerry McGillicutty
Hometown: Burleson, TX
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 231 lbs.
DOB: 8/10/1977


Name: Aaron Champion
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 219 lbs.
DOB: 5/2/1983


Name: Ned Carter
Hometown: Ponder, TX
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 236 lbs.
DOB: 7/19/1984


Name: Chief Wahoo McNugget
Hometown: Santa Fe, NM
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 241 lbs.
DOB: 10/20/1976


Name: Burrito Jimmy
Hometown: Grapevine, TX
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 198 lbs.
DOB: 6/5/1979


Name: Jive Talkin' Stu
Hometown: Oak Cliff, TX
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 203 lbs.
DOB: 11/1/1976


Name: Mushmouth Tom
Hometown: Corsicana, TX
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 227 lbs.
DOB: 12/4/1981


Name: Just Jim
Hometown: Long Island, NY
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 256 lbs.
DOB: 3/30/1982


Name: Preston Munchinsonton
Hometown: Addison, TX
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 211 lbs.
DOB: 2/8/1984

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Name: Chelsea Latlie(pronounced "lately")
Hometown: Santa Ana, CA
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 130 lbs.
DOB: 2/27/1985


Name: Macie Juggson
Hometown: Colleyville, TX
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 145 lbs.(most of that is just her D-size boobs!)
DOB: 4/1/1986


Name: Sheila Tyler
Hometown: Houston, TX
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 121 lbs.
DOB: 6/4/1983


Name: Sarah Smith
Hometown: Haltom City, TX
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 128 lbs.
DOB: 9/8/1984


Name: Mistress Slutavia
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 144 lbs.
DOB: 6/9/1982


Name: Jemima Washington
Hometown: Macon, GA
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 165 lbs.
DOB: 12/15/1979