Post by Wench on Aug 31, 2008 21:51:18 GMT -6
The scene fades in to a local grocery store where Wench is getting groceries. She's looking at produce when she hears a familiar chuckle behind her. She growls softly and turns to glare at Codi who is wearing a neck brace and sitting in a wheel chair.
Codi: Aww, what's the matter, Kat? Jealous that your son loves Matt and I more than he does you?
Wench saw red and dropped the apple she had in her hand and approached Codi. Codi stood and went on the offense daring Wench to touch her.Wench speared Codi into a table of tomatoes collapsing the table. She straddles Codi and begins fighting with her. She grabs her by the hair and starts pounding her head against the floor.
Store security responds quickly and it takes two to pull Wench off of her. As she's jerked away, she jerks two handfuls of hair from Codi's head and throws them at her as she struggles with security.
Wench: Let go of me.
The manager walks up and recognizes the two immediately. He walks over to Codi and helps her up and back into her wheel chair.
Manager: Restrain her. In fact, take her to the back office.
Wench is led away as she continues to claw and try get away from the two big guys pulling her from the area.
Manager: Would you like me to call the police? After all, she did assault you.
Codi's eyes light up and she grins a sly grin.
Codi: Why, yes, I would. Thank you.
The manager nods and has someone bring Codi some paper towels as well as clean up the mess.
Wench paces in the office livid that the two security guys won't get out of her way. There's a knock at the door and two police officers step inside. Wench rolls her eyes.
Police officer: Katrina Margera?
Wench: I'd prefer you not use my last name, but yes, thats me. What's this all about?
The other officer moved to hand cuff her but she kicked him away. The first officer tackled her and handcuffed her. He jerked her up and read her her rights.
Police Officer: I don't think you want to add assault on an officer to your list of charges. You are being charged with assault.
The two officers led her out of the office and past Matt Margera who was comforting a crying Codi. Wench glared at both of them and caught Matt smirking at her. She was led outside and placed in a police car. The scene faded as the car drove away.
The scene fades back in as Wench is in a questioning room with the same officer who handcuffed her.
Police Officer: Well, I've taken your mug shot and fingerprinted you. Once I strip search you, you can put on that orange jumpsuit.
Wench: Strip Search me? Like hell you will. I demand my phone call.
Police Officer: I need to make sure you don't have any drugs on you or any weapons. Now, strip.
Wench: First of all, I'm as straight edged as they come. And second, if I had a weapon on me, I'd have used it on Codi. The only weapons I have are my bare hands and feet and I doubt you plan to confiscate those. And thirdly, I demand a female officer if I am to be searched.
Police Officer: I will use force if I have to.
Wench stared at him and refused to move. The officer jerked her up and forcibly removed her clothes, literally tearing them from her, leaving bruises on her as he searched her. By the time he was finished she was crying in a corner. He threw the jumpsuit.
Police Officer: I've been watching SNW and Damien is better off without you and that freak you're with. Put that on and I'll have an officer lead you to your cell. You can add resisting an officer to your list or charges and you won't be leaving tonight. You're going to spend a few days in jail.
The officer left the room and Wench cried as she put the jumpsuit on. A few minutes later a new officer entered the room. He stared at her in shock and looked over the papers.
Nice Officer: Oh, wow. You're Wench. I'm a big fan of yours. I hate that I have to be the one to lock you up.
Wench just looked at him.
Wench: My phone call. Please...let me call Damien.
Nice Officer: You mean Hellspawn? I'm afraid I'm not allowed to do that. I was given orders to take you straight to a cell.
Wench: My rights are a phone call. I haven't been given it yet.
Nice Officer: Again, I'm sorry. I'll go talk to the captain, but I have to place you in a cell first.
Wench: Was he the one just in here?
The officer nodded. Wench sighed knowing she wouldn't get her phone call.
Wench: Call this number. Let Hellspawn know where I am, please.
Wench gave him a number as her tears threatened to fall once more. The officer nodded and led her to a cell. He walked away and Wench moved to the unoccupied bunk in the cell as her cell mate looked at her.
Cellmate bitch:Ooh, fresh meat.
Wench: Back off bitch
The cellmate looked a bit surprised but glared at Wench and said nothing else.
Cellmate next door: I'd leave her alone, Maxine. You may be tough, but she'll kick your ass.
Maxine: What? Her? She's a puny little thing. I can take her Sara.
Sara laughed.
Sara: Remember when we watched SNW last night? Take a good look at your cellmate there. Doesn't she look familiar?
Maxine got up and walked over to Wench. She looked her over as Wench looked up at her ready to go on the offense if she had to.
Maxine: You're Wench. You beat the hell out of that Codi bitch. How'd you end up in here?
Wench relaxed and looked at Sara and to Maxine.
Wench: Well, I ran into Codi at the grocery store. She provoked me and I attacked her. She decided to press charges.
Sara: Yet she has your son. That's a bit screwed up.
Maxine: Ya think? So how long are you in for?
Wench shrugged.
Wench: I don't know. I'm hoping the officer that locked me in here will call Damien. If not, he's going to get worried when I don't come home later. The captain says he is making me stay a few days because I refused to let him strip search me. He did it anyway by force.
Wench lifted her top to show the girls the bruises that had already formed.
Maxine: He can't do that. Its illegal. He has to get a female cop to strip search you.
Wench: That's what I thought too.
Sara: Well, stick with us. We'll make sure no one bothers you in here. Were you not given your phone call?
Wench shook her head.
Maxine: He was supposed to give you one. That's one of your rights. Although, I can see why he'd deny it. He's a hardcore Margera mark. If he knows you didn't get your phone call and you gave him the number, he'll call for you. Don't worry.
Wench sighed and continued to talk with her new found friends.
The nice officer walked to his desk and sat down. He picked up the phone and dialed the number Wench gave him and waited for Hellspawn to answer as the scene faded.
Codi: Aww, what's the matter, Kat? Jealous that your son loves Matt and I more than he does you?
Wench saw red and dropped the apple she had in her hand and approached Codi. Codi stood and went on the offense daring Wench to touch her.Wench speared Codi into a table of tomatoes collapsing the table. She straddles Codi and begins fighting with her. She grabs her by the hair and starts pounding her head against the floor.
Store security responds quickly and it takes two to pull Wench off of her. As she's jerked away, she jerks two handfuls of hair from Codi's head and throws them at her as she struggles with security.
Wench: Let go of me.
The manager walks up and recognizes the two immediately. He walks over to Codi and helps her up and back into her wheel chair.
Manager: Restrain her. In fact, take her to the back office.
Wench is led away as she continues to claw and try get away from the two big guys pulling her from the area.
Manager: Would you like me to call the police? After all, she did assault you.
Codi's eyes light up and she grins a sly grin.
Codi: Why, yes, I would. Thank you.
The manager nods and has someone bring Codi some paper towels as well as clean up the mess.
Wench paces in the office livid that the two security guys won't get out of her way. There's a knock at the door and two police officers step inside. Wench rolls her eyes.
Police officer: Katrina Margera?
Wench: I'd prefer you not use my last name, but yes, thats me. What's this all about?
The other officer moved to hand cuff her but she kicked him away. The first officer tackled her and handcuffed her. He jerked her up and read her her rights.
Police Officer: I don't think you want to add assault on an officer to your list of charges. You are being charged with assault.
The two officers led her out of the office and past Matt Margera who was comforting a crying Codi. Wench glared at both of them and caught Matt smirking at her. She was led outside and placed in a police car. The scene faded as the car drove away.
The scene fades back in as Wench is in a questioning room with the same officer who handcuffed her.
Police Officer: Well, I've taken your mug shot and fingerprinted you. Once I strip search you, you can put on that orange jumpsuit.
Wench: Strip Search me? Like hell you will. I demand my phone call.
Police Officer: I need to make sure you don't have any drugs on you or any weapons. Now, strip.
Wench: First of all, I'm as straight edged as they come. And second, if I had a weapon on me, I'd have used it on Codi. The only weapons I have are my bare hands and feet and I doubt you plan to confiscate those. And thirdly, I demand a female officer if I am to be searched.
Police Officer: I will use force if I have to.
Wench stared at him and refused to move. The officer jerked her up and forcibly removed her clothes, literally tearing them from her, leaving bruises on her as he searched her. By the time he was finished she was crying in a corner. He threw the jumpsuit.
Police Officer: I've been watching SNW and Damien is better off without you and that freak you're with. Put that on and I'll have an officer lead you to your cell. You can add resisting an officer to your list or charges and you won't be leaving tonight. You're going to spend a few days in jail.
The officer left the room and Wench cried as she put the jumpsuit on. A few minutes later a new officer entered the room. He stared at her in shock and looked over the papers.
Nice Officer: Oh, wow. You're Wench. I'm a big fan of yours. I hate that I have to be the one to lock you up.
Wench just looked at him.
Wench: My phone call. Please...let me call Damien.
Nice Officer: You mean Hellspawn? I'm afraid I'm not allowed to do that. I was given orders to take you straight to a cell.
Wench: My rights are a phone call. I haven't been given it yet.
Nice Officer: Again, I'm sorry. I'll go talk to the captain, but I have to place you in a cell first.
Wench: Was he the one just in here?
The officer nodded. Wench sighed knowing she wouldn't get her phone call.
Wench: Call this number. Let Hellspawn know where I am, please.
Wench gave him a number as her tears threatened to fall once more. The officer nodded and led her to a cell. He walked away and Wench moved to the unoccupied bunk in the cell as her cell mate looked at her.
Cellmate bitch:Ooh, fresh meat.
Wench: Back off bitch
The cellmate looked a bit surprised but glared at Wench and said nothing else.
Cellmate next door: I'd leave her alone, Maxine. You may be tough, but she'll kick your ass.
Maxine: What? Her? She's a puny little thing. I can take her Sara.
Sara laughed.
Sara: Remember when we watched SNW last night? Take a good look at your cellmate there. Doesn't she look familiar?
Maxine got up and walked over to Wench. She looked her over as Wench looked up at her ready to go on the offense if she had to.
Maxine: You're Wench. You beat the hell out of that Codi bitch. How'd you end up in here?
Wench relaxed and looked at Sara and to Maxine.
Wench: Well, I ran into Codi at the grocery store. She provoked me and I attacked her. She decided to press charges.
Sara: Yet she has your son. That's a bit screwed up.
Maxine: Ya think? So how long are you in for?
Wench shrugged.
Wench: I don't know. I'm hoping the officer that locked me in here will call Damien. If not, he's going to get worried when I don't come home later. The captain says he is making me stay a few days because I refused to let him strip search me. He did it anyway by force.
Wench lifted her top to show the girls the bruises that had already formed.
Maxine: He can't do that. Its illegal. He has to get a female cop to strip search you.
Wench: That's what I thought too.
Sara: Well, stick with us. We'll make sure no one bothers you in here. Were you not given your phone call?
Wench shook her head.
Maxine: He was supposed to give you one. That's one of your rights. Although, I can see why he'd deny it. He's a hardcore Margera mark. If he knows you didn't get your phone call and you gave him the number, he'll call for you. Don't worry.
Wench sighed and continued to talk with her new found friends.
The nice officer walked to his desk and sat down. He picked up the phone and dialed the number Wench gave him and waited for Hellspawn to answer as the scene faded.
