Post by Jillie on Sept 10, 2008 22:04:31 GMT -6
Scene opens with Adriana Samu sitting on what looks to be her tour bus, which is moving. She has her lap top on a small table in front of her. Kaos, her Rottweiler, is lounging on the floor at her feet. We can see a sizable aquarium in the background which houses Juno, an albino Red Tailed Boa Constrictor. Adriana is wearing baggy jeans and a black tank top. She looks up at the camera.
You ready?
The person holding the camera must be because Adriana continues.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here on my tour bus on my way to Texas to debut for Sports Nutz Wrestling. I thought I’d log on to SNW.com and check out my new competition.
I recognize a several names here. George Dunpork and Craig Mueller are perennial opponents of mine. It should be good to get Dunpork back into the bra and panties. I’m sure he’d agree, for that matter.
Matt Margera and I are also familiar. Not only did he walk out of my promotion with my title around his waist, he’s also a great wrestler.
I seem to remember the name Soul Reaper, but can’t think what he might have accomplished to make me remember him.
Syco Boy is one of my oldest and best friends. We have been in the same promotion since our FCW days. He was a great opponent, a great ally, and a great challenge. I can’t wait for our reunion in the ring.
Ah, Stank Lovve. What a history Stank and I have! I was Tag Team Champions with him in FCW for a short bit, but our relationship is much, much deeper than that. If there is one person who I know on this roster the best, it’s him.
The Williams Brothers were fairly successful under me in the NAWA. They were the arch enemies of the rest of my stable for a while. Solid talent as a pair, but fairly useless alone.
Dave Mason is an interesting character. A bit bi-polar, I think, but a good kid. Like his brother, we have a long history and I look forward to meeting him again in the ring.
Let’s see. Who’s next? Omerta…Silvus…Enigmah (Adriana pronounces the “h” predominately)…Ah! Eddy and Twitch! I know them! Once again, like the Williams’, they are a great team, but not really a threat to me by themselves.
Sean O’Brien also wrestled under me in NAWA and, if I recall correctly, he even won a title or two. Although I don’t know him well, he was on my roster and that must mean he’s somewhat talented, right?
Andrew Smith and I know each other quite well. We have met several times in the ring and have had our share of battles outside it, as well. Sometimes the boardroom can be just as brutal.
I would like to think Alex Daniels is a pal. His cousin and I have a long and storied history and Daniels was always in my good books. He’s damn talented, too. I’d love to have a spot-off with the kid sometime.
Viper has been in my life almost since I debuted for CGH in the FCW. We mostly do not see eye-to-eye, but have not often met in the ring. Still, I respect his talent and that he is a veteran of this business. It would be great to get in the ring with him.
Who else? Emo Kid? What the Hell kind of name is that? And who is that Hannah chick? Looks like someone pooed in her cornflakes…Wench is a name I certainly recognize. I have mixed feelings about Wench. She can be sly and clever, as my best friend’s pink pipe will be able to demonstrate, and has also put on some great matches, namely the Dumpster Match against Dave Mason. However, she and I do not often see eye-to-eye. She is sneaky and manipulative. I think the best move would be to keep my eye on her.
Finally, there is one last name on the list. Hellspawn. You can tell by the way I say his name that he disgusts me. Hellspawn is among the elite few who have caused me considerable mental anguish. He should, by all rights, be in jail for what he’s done to me. He kidnapped me, held me in unlawful confinement, and tortured my poor Juno. Were it not for the good friends I had in FCW who knows what he would have done to me! But don’t mistake my disgust for fear – oh, no, I’m not afraid of Hellspawn. I have never had revenge for what he did to me in the past, but I will. If not now, in Hell.
Adriana takes a deep breath and clears the serious look off her face, smiling at the camera.
To everyone I did not mention…Rick Roll, Cyanide, Codi Shane, Evan Bodom, Scott Jacobs, Dreadlock, Alexander Draven – come to think of it, I recognize the name Draven, but I can’t think of a single thing he’s done to warrant why – Andy Lionheart and Letham…Don’t think you’re not on my radar just because I don’t know you. While the list of people I know includes old friends and old enemies, you present new challenges, and that is why I’m here to begin with.
Adriana stares at the camera for a moment, her expression changing from confident to somewhat uncomfortable.
A vaguely familiar female voice comes from behind the camera.
Oh, are you done?
Adriana nods as if it’s obvious she is. The camera bumps around while the operator looks for the stop button before cutting out.
You ready?
The person holding the camera must be because Adriana continues.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here on my tour bus on my way to Texas to debut for Sports Nutz Wrestling. I thought I’d log on to SNW.com and check out my new competition.
I recognize a several names here. George Dunpork and Craig Mueller are perennial opponents of mine. It should be good to get Dunpork back into the bra and panties. I’m sure he’d agree, for that matter.
Matt Margera and I are also familiar. Not only did he walk out of my promotion with my title around his waist, he’s also a great wrestler.
I seem to remember the name Soul Reaper, but can’t think what he might have accomplished to make me remember him.
Syco Boy is one of my oldest and best friends. We have been in the same promotion since our FCW days. He was a great opponent, a great ally, and a great challenge. I can’t wait for our reunion in the ring.
Ah, Stank Lovve. What a history Stank and I have! I was Tag Team Champions with him in FCW for a short bit, but our relationship is much, much deeper than that. If there is one person who I know on this roster the best, it’s him.
The Williams Brothers were fairly successful under me in the NAWA. They were the arch enemies of the rest of my stable for a while. Solid talent as a pair, but fairly useless alone.
Dave Mason is an interesting character. A bit bi-polar, I think, but a good kid. Like his brother, we have a long history and I look forward to meeting him again in the ring.
Let’s see. Who’s next? Omerta…Silvus…Enigmah (Adriana pronounces the “h” predominately)…Ah! Eddy and Twitch! I know them! Once again, like the Williams’, they are a great team, but not really a threat to me by themselves.
Sean O’Brien also wrestled under me in NAWA and, if I recall correctly, he even won a title or two. Although I don’t know him well, he was on my roster and that must mean he’s somewhat talented, right?
Andrew Smith and I know each other quite well. We have met several times in the ring and have had our share of battles outside it, as well. Sometimes the boardroom can be just as brutal.
I would like to think Alex Daniels is a pal. His cousin and I have a long and storied history and Daniels was always in my good books. He’s damn talented, too. I’d love to have a spot-off with the kid sometime.
Viper has been in my life almost since I debuted for CGH in the FCW. We mostly do not see eye-to-eye, but have not often met in the ring. Still, I respect his talent and that he is a veteran of this business. It would be great to get in the ring with him.
Who else? Emo Kid? What the Hell kind of name is that? And who is that Hannah chick? Looks like someone pooed in her cornflakes…Wench is a name I certainly recognize. I have mixed feelings about Wench. She can be sly and clever, as my best friend’s pink pipe will be able to demonstrate, and has also put on some great matches, namely the Dumpster Match against Dave Mason. However, she and I do not often see eye-to-eye. She is sneaky and manipulative. I think the best move would be to keep my eye on her.
Finally, there is one last name on the list. Hellspawn. You can tell by the way I say his name that he disgusts me. Hellspawn is among the elite few who have caused me considerable mental anguish. He should, by all rights, be in jail for what he’s done to me. He kidnapped me, held me in unlawful confinement, and tortured my poor Juno. Were it not for the good friends I had in FCW who knows what he would have done to me! But don’t mistake my disgust for fear – oh, no, I’m not afraid of Hellspawn. I have never had revenge for what he did to me in the past, but I will. If not now, in Hell.
Adriana takes a deep breath and clears the serious look off her face, smiling at the camera.
To everyone I did not mention…Rick Roll, Cyanide, Codi Shane, Evan Bodom, Scott Jacobs, Dreadlock, Alexander Draven – come to think of it, I recognize the name Draven, but I can’t think of a single thing he’s done to warrant why – Andy Lionheart and Letham…Don’t think you’re not on my radar just because I don’t know you. While the list of people I know includes old friends and old enemies, you present new challenges, and that is why I’m here to begin with.
Adriana stares at the camera for a moment, her expression changing from confident to somewhat uncomfortable.
A vaguely familiar female voice comes from behind the camera.
Oh, are you done?
Adriana nods as if it’s obvious she is. The camera bumps around while the operator looks for the stop button before cutting out.
