Post by Hollywood on Sept 26, 2008 12:18:50 GMT -6
As the sun peaked through the blinds of the windows inside the plush board meeting room at the SNW Headquarters in Dallas, Texas, SNW Co-owner Vince Bischoff called a meeting with fellow co-owner "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, General Manager Fish Russo and Commissioner Brian Carrots to discuss the upcoming events in SNW. Gordie, Vince, Fish and Brian all sat around a marble slab table. Gordie sat at one end, and Vince on the other, with Fish and Brian sitting in between, across from each other.
VINCE BISCHOFF
Alright, let's get right down to business. October 26, we will be holding Stable Wars at the Daniel Meyer Coliseum in Fort Worth, where we will determine the best stable in all of SNW.
FISH RUSSO
Mr. Bischoff, don't you think that the name "Stable Wars" isn't exactly the best choice, seeing as that there are only two matches featuring true stables?
VINCE BISCHOFF
Hmmm... That is a good point. Well, do you have any suggestions?
BRIAN CARROTS
I have one. Survivor Series!
VINCE BISCHOFF
Ooooh! I like that!
GORDIE
Not to burst any bubbles, but there is kind of another wrestling company already using that name for one of their PPVs.
BRIAN CARROTS
You've gotta be kidding me!
FISH RUSSO
Seriously, Gordie. What other wrestling company could already be using the name "Survivor Series?"
GORDIE
Well there's this company you might have heard of known as World Wrestling Entertainment, and they've owned the trademark to the name "Survivor Series" since 1987. You three DO watch wrestling now and then, don't you?
Vince, Fish and Brian all just looked at Gordie, dumbfounded by what they heard, then shrugged their shoulders.
FISH RUSSO
Sorry, don't really follow it that much. I only went after the creative job at WCE to try to get my foot in the door into Hollywood.
BRIAN CARROTS
Yeah, that worked out really well! After WCE shut down, we couldn't get any jobs in Hollywood and we were back to working our management jobs at the local Burger King!
FISH RUSSO
Hey, you were the one that thought it was a good idea to make us look all "bad" on our joint myspace site. Don't you know that employers in the United States search for you on myspace to see if there's a reason not to hire you?!
Fish and Brian yelled at each other, their voices getting louder and louder as Vince tried to calm them down, with little success. Then again, when you're just simply saying "Guys, let's calm down" over and over again, you're not going to have much success trying to calm down a couple of hotheads. Gordie finally got Fish and Brian to stop yelling, not to mention everyone's attention, when he took off his shoe and threw it at the window, shouting "SHUT UP!" Gordie calmed down and took a deep breath before sitting back down.
GORDIE
Now that I have your attention, let's discuss changing the name of the upcoming PPV on October 26. Since this is a PPV of teams fighting for survival, how about we name it "Natural Selection?" And the motto of the show can be "Only the strong survive!"
Everyone nodded their head in agreement and mentioned to Gordie that the title "Natural Selection" was a great name.
GORDIE
And an even better idea to go with the TLC Match that will feature the surviving wrestlers from the previous team elimination matches. The captain of the team that wins it all will decide which title shots his teammates receive. The only catch is that the SNW Championship Committee will choose the date that the title matches happen.
Again, everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
GORDIE
And the first match I'd like to announce will pit the Sports Authority against the Dark Ones. Now I'm well aware that Hellspawn is invovled in a Texas Title defense against Silvus this same night, so I will actually allow the Dark Ones to have a partner of their choosing to be named later. Any objections?
Everyone shook their heads, as no one objected to Gordie's ideas. Gordie then called for a lunch recess as they got up out of their chairs and left the office for lunch.
VINCE BISCHOFF
Alright, let's get right down to business. October 26, we will be holding Stable Wars at the Daniel Meyer Coliseum in Fort Worth, where we will determine the best stable in all of SNW.
FISH RUSSO
Mr. Bischoff, don't you think that the name "Stable Wars" isn't exactly the best choice, seeing as that there are only two matches featuring true stables?
VINCE BISCHOFF
Hmmm... That is a good point. Well, do you have any suggestions?
BRIAN CARROTS
I have one. Survivor Series!
VINCE BISCHOFF
Ooooh! I like that!
GORDIE
Not to burst any bubbles, but there is kind of another wrestling company already using that name for one of their PPVs.
BRIAN CARROTS
You've gotta be kidding me!
FISH RUSSO
Seriously, Gordie. What other wrestling company could already be using the name "Survivor Series?"
GORDIE
Well there's this company you might have heard of known as World Wrestling Entertainment, and they've owned the trademark to the name "Survivor Series" since 1987. You three DO watch wrestling now and then, don't you?
Vince, Fish and Brian all just looked at Gordie, dumbfounded by what they heard, then shrugged their shoulders.
FISH RUSSO
Sorry, don't really follow it that much. I only went after the creative job at WCE to try to get my foot in the door into Hollywood.
BRIAN CARROTS
Yeah, that worked out really well! After WCE shut down, we couldn't get any jobs in Hollywood and we were back to working our management jobs at the local Burger King!
FISH RUSSO
Hey, you were the one that thought it was a good idea to make us look all "bad" on our joint myspace site. Don't you know that employers in the United States search for you on myspace to see if there's a reason not to hire you?!
Fish and Brian yelled at each other, their voices getting louder and louder as Vince tried to calm them down, with little success. Then again, when you're just simply saying "Guys, let's calm down" over and over again, you're not going to have much success trying to calm down a couple of hotheads. Gordie finally got Fish and Brian to stop yelling, not to mention everyone's attention, when he took off his shoe and threw it at the window, shouting "SHUT UP!" Gordie calmed down and took a deep breath before sitting back down.
GORDIE
Now that I have your attention, let's discuss changing the name of the upcoming PPV on October 26. Since this is a PPV of teams fighting for survival, how about we name it "Natural Selection?" And the motto of the show can be "Only the strong survive!"
Everyone nodded their head in agreement and mentioned to Gordie that the title "Natural Selection" was a great name.
GORDIE
And an even better idea to go with the TLC Match that will feature the surviving wrestlers from the previous team elimination matches. The captain of the team that wins it all will decide which title shots his teammates receive. The only catch is that the SNW Championship Committee will choose the date that the title matches happen.
Again, everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
GORDIE
And the first match I'd like to announce will pit the Sports Authority against the Dark Ones. Now I'm well aware that Hellspawn is invovled in a Texas Title defense against Silvus this same night, so I will actually allow the Dark Ones to have a partner of their choosing to be named later. Any objections?
Everyone shook their heads, as no one objected to Gordie's ideas. Gordie then called for a lunch recess as they got up out of their chairs and left the office for lunch.
